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Desert Donkeys

Desert Donkeys is the one-stop podcast where Ryan and Artie share their wild ride through life, sports betting, and hopeless golf games. Join us for hilarious stories, epic wins and crushing losses, insider sports info, and plenty of laughs along the way. Whether you"re a betting junkie, golf enthusiast, or just here for the stories, the Desert Donkeys are your guides through the sandy trails of life!

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Episode 32- Desert Donkeys Week 5: Saints Disaster,...

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2026/10/08

In week five of Desert Donkeys, Ryan and Artie recap a hectic sports and betting week, including a brutal Saints loss, debating sharp vs “Instagram-influenced” picks, and a late-arriving but fun USA–Mexico match in Glendale that turned into a traffic nightmare. They talk golf—Ryan’s first full round back after back surgery, breaking 90, and ideas for the upcoming “Clubhouse” ledger app from Golden Camel to track games like Wolf and Nassau. The guys review recent bets (LSU over, Vandy, Clemson...

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52:48

Episode #31 - Week 4 NFL Chaos, Golf at Papago, LA...

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2026/10/02

Ryan and Artie catch up on early fall weather in Arizona, a charity golf round at Papago (including standout play from ex-pro hockey player Robert Nilsson), and Artie’s LA trip featuring Javier’s, an over-the-top bar mitzvah, martinis at the Beverly Hills Hotel, and dinner at Mr. Chow. They pivot to Week 4 NFL and betting, reacting to surprise teams like the 0–3 Chargers and 3–0 Raiders, discussing survivor pool strategy, and breaking down games and moments including Josh Allen and James Cook...

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50:35

Episode 30- Charity Trip Hangover, Bad Beats, NFL/CFB...

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2026/09/25

Artie Baxter and Ryan Magrum grind through a brutally tired Week 3 morning after flying to a San Diego charity event and getting home around 5:00 AM, recapping Cameron Whitcomb’s standout performance, late-night partying, and watching LSU vs. Ole Miss mid-concert while betting. They break down a rough weekend of sports betting (LSU, Colorado, Packers, Bears, and SNF/MNF frustration), including a massive near-miss touchdown parlay centered on Jaylen Waddle, plus NFL takes on teams like the Ben...

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Episode #29 - Vegas Flight Diversion, Mahjong Wins,...

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2026/09/21

Ryan and Artie recap a late-week Desert Donkeys episode filled with travel and betting stories, including Ryan’s storm diversion from Phoenix to Las Vegas, a quick Wynn blackjack loss, a sleepless night, and a partial win-back before flying home. Artie shares learning mahjong, beating his wife in multiple games (with one asterisk win), and finally getting a haircut, as they pivot into Week 2 NFL and college football betting chaos—Artie’s brutal Saturday run with ASU and Kentucky before more l...

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46:41

Episode 28

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2026/09/09

NFL Week 1 Is Here: Seahawks-Patriots, Buffs Late Drama, Vegas Blackjack Win & Betting Picks On the Desert Donkeys podcast, Ryan and Artie count down to NFL Week 1, react to the Seahawks–Patriots season-opening matchup, and talk fantasy football nerves and confidence. They recap a hectic birthday weekend that included travel for a memorial service, Lake Pleasant tubing, and Artie’s surprise Wynn blackjack run where he went up about $13K before cashing out a winner. The guys break down Co...

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57:55

Episode 27

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2026/09/03

Desert Donkeys: Back Surgery Relief, Vibe Coding the Golden Camel App & Week 1 College Football Bets Ryan and Artie record early in a new studio space, reflect on a chaotic but energizing nine months, and joke about hair, birthdays, and getting older. The conversation turns serious as Ryan shares years of chronic back pain, an MRI showing collapsed discs (L4-5 and L5-S1), successful disc replacement surgery in LA with Dr. Perry, and the mental toll pain can take, including losing a frien...

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35:26

Episode #26

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2026/04/04

Desert Donkeys Ep. 26: Disney Money Printers, March Madness Meltdowns & a Spring Break Broken Arm After a kid-chaos spring break hiatus, the Desert Donkeys return to recap how spring break used to mean PB&Js and video games, not Disneyland price-gouging and two-hour lines for Guardians of the Galaxy. They break down Duke’s brutal March Madness collapse, debate UConn vs Illinois and Michigan vs U of A, and swap gambling takes—plus shout out “Wyatt,” their new AI picks bot that sometime...

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66:08

Episode #25

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2026/03/12

Desert Donkeys Ep. 25: The Pharaoh Joins—Bad Beats, March Madness, and the State of College Sports In episode 25 of Desert Donkeys presented by Golden Campbell, the hosts welcome special guest Rami “The Pharaoh” from Los Angeles, their reigning fantasy football champion, and revisit a notorious trade that still fuels his competitive edge. The conversation ranges from ongoing betting struggles and golf pool losses to classic bad beats, including Washington’s last-second collapse, plus reflect...

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51:02

Episode #24

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2026/03/09

Olympic Hockey Highs, Miami 11 Nights, Golf Pool Pain & Why We Need a Friday Tee Time | Desert Donkeys Ep. 24 In Episode 24 of Desert Donkeys, the hosts recap the end of the Olympics with a focus on the men’s hockey final, praising Team USA’s goalie performance and a player who lost teeth before scoring the game-winner, while noting Canada’s recent string of runner-up finishes. They react to Pat McAfee paying a post-win tab at Miami’s E11EVEN and discuss Miami travel stories and real esta...

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59:22

Episode #23

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2026/02/20

Football Withdrawals, Degenerate Bets & Golf Is Back (Plus Soccer, NBA & Prediction Markets) In week two of no football, the Desert Donkeys recap Super Bowl disappointment, reassess the halftime show, and spiral into a chaotic gambling confession featuring random college hoops, a Duke spread that pushes late, and even women’s basketball—offset briefly by a win on Awae in a golf pool. They break down the Pebble Beach finish, slow play pressure, Morikawa’s drought, and why Scottie Sche...

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43:41

Episode #22

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2026/02/11

Desert Donkeys Post Super Bowl Edition: Betting Mishaps & Wild Phoenix Open In this episode of Desert Donkeys, we dive into the aftermath of a disastrous Super Bowl betting spree and the unique chaos of the Phoenix Open. From the woes of losing bets to the bizarre halftime show and the epic spring break environment at the golf tournament, this humorous and candid discussion covers it all. Highlights include encounters with passionate preachers, insane party vibes, and reflections on the n...

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49:28

Episode #21

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2026/02/04

Super Bowl Week Extravaganza: Betting Tips, Memorable Moments, and Phoenix Open Hype! In this lively episode, we dive into the excitement of Super Bowl Week, sharing our thoughts on the upcoming game, favorite Super Bowl moments, and memorable betting experiences. We also discuss the Phoenix Open, recalling past experiences and what to expect this year. With a mix of self-deprecating humor, sarcasm, and ego, we navigate through our predictions, bets, and plans for the week ahead. Join us for ...

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46:35

Episode #20

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2026/01/29

Super Bowl Countdown: Analysis, Predictions, and Hilarious Rants In this episode, we dive deep into the NFL playoffs, highlighting the epic and not-so-epic games leading up to the Super Bowl. We discuss the key moments, controversial calls, and our predictions for the big game. Expect lots of sarcasm, self-deprecating humor, and ego as we analyze the defensive plays, quarterback performances, and even delve into college basketball and NBA standings. Plus, get our take on the PGA Tour and the...

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44:44

Episode #19

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2026/01/22

Wild Championship Week Recap | Desert Donkeys Podcast Welcome back to Desert Donkeys! In this championship week episode, we're breaking down the thrilling national championship game with some colorful commentary. From a gritty first half to a high-scoring second half, we discuss key plays, coaching decisions, and standout performances. We also dive into the latest NFL action, debating playoff scenarios, controversial calls, and potential Super Bowl contenders. Whether you're here for the anal...

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50:13

Episode #18

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2026/01/15

Wild Weekend Recap & NFL Playoff Predictions: Betting, Booze, and Big Plays In this episode, we break down the action-packed divisional playoffs and share hilarious stories from a wild weekend in Big Sky, Montana. We discuss our recent betting triumphs and misfires, touch on the most expensive championship game in history, and debate NFL coaching decisions. Get ready for in-depth analysis of the upcoming NFL playoff games, a passionate discussion on the college football transfer portal, a...

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55:10

Episode #17

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2026/01/13

Wild Stories, Football Follies & New Year's Resolutions | NFL Playoffs Chat In this episode, the hosts dive into vivid stories about their New Year's Eve experiences, from early bedtimes to wild fireworks. They chat about the NFL playoffs and share their thoughts on various games and moments, including a funny take on fireworks in the bedroom, grand dinners, and unexpected rain. There's a lot of colorful language as they recount their bets and football analysis, including a potential trip...

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42:30

Episode #16

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2025/12/26

NFL Week 17 Breakdown & Betting Recap | College Football, Fantasy, and More! In this week's episode, we dive into the rollercoaster that was NFL Week 17, sharing our bets and outcomes, both good and bad. Join hosts Chris and Ryan as they discuss their college football predictions, unforgettable plays, and disappointing games. We also touch on exciting NFL moments, fantasy football heartbreaks, and dive into a potential betting strategy for upcoming games. Get caught up on all the action a...

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47:57

Episode #15

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2025/12/17

NFL Week 16: Fantasy Football Meltdowns & Betting Picks Join us in this episode as we dive into the emotional rollercoaster of NFL Week 16 and the end of the fantasy football season. We express our frustrations with fantasy football, lament heartbreaking losses, and even discuss the possibility of quitting for good. But that's not all! We provide our betting picks for upcoming NFL and college football games, share thoughts on key matchups, and can't help but roast a few teams. For some ad...

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45:55

Episode #14

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2025/12/10

Rant Mode: Notre Dame Needs to Join a Conference! In this episode, we dive into a heated discussion about Notre Dame's refusal to join a conference. We explore their motivations, primarily focused on TV rights and revenue, and debate whether they truly deserve a spot in the college football playoffs. We express our frustrations and sarcasm in our usual self-deprecating and fun manner, packed with strong opinions and humor. 00:00 Notre Dame Controversy Begins 00:09 The Conference Debate 00:16 ...

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40:18

Episode #13

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2025/12/04

Desert Donkeys: NFL Week 14, Betting Wins & Lane Kiffin Drama! Welcome back to Desert Donkeys! Ryan returns after a rough week with severe back pain, and the duo kicks off the episode discussing life, pain, and their camaraderie. They share a shoutout to Jesse from the Betting Startups podcast, reminiscing about a memorable karaoke night in San Francisco. The conversation quickly shifts to college football, particularly Lane Kiffin's departure, and the heated reactions of fans. They showc...

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