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The B Movie Beatdown

Jordan & Alicia

Sleeper Hits and Midnight Misses Jordan and Alicia, and sometimes Peter, cover humanity"s finest films, and a fair share of flops. New episodes every Tuesday

tv & film film reviews

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Ep. 99 Mythica: The Darkspore: (2015): They poop...

The B Movie Beatdown ·

2026/01/13

Necromancer? I hardly know her! This week we are continuing down the mystical world of MYTHICA: THE DARKSPORE (2015)! Everyone is back for their second dose of fantasy adventure, and this time we have an oiled-up elf named Qole that's causing a stir. So, polish off that armor and hone that sword edge, because we just leveled up. Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames @Petedown

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46:45

Ep. 98 Mythica: A Quest for Heroes (2014): We're in...

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2026/01/06

Ogre?! I barely know her! This week, we're embarking on an adventure with MYTHICA: A QUEST FOR HEROES (2014)! A fantasy flick where a dwarf decapitates someone with a sick axe throw. We've got the usual love at first sight, and yet everyone just keeps talking about Marek's club foot. So strap on your armor and sharpen your swords, because we have damsels to save. It's time to roll initiative. Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd:

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01:22

A more special message from Jordan

The B Movie Beatdown ·

2025/12/30

Sorry folks! No Beatys this week. The Beaty's will return at a later date, but for now we have to be like those losers at the academy and do our award show in the following year. We love you all, and we're looking forward to bringing you more content!

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01:01:32

Ep. 97 Bloodbeat (1983): C*MCON 4

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2025/12/23

She's flickin it all night long! This week we're watching one chick flick it all day and all night, in BLOODBEAT (1983). And boy did she beat it. Not only in the bedroom, but in the mind of a suit of samurai armor that goes on a bloody rampage, which is as cool as this movie gets. Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames @Petedown

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01:10

A Special Message from Pete

The B Movie Beatdown ·

2025/12/16

No episode this week! Go vote for the Beaty's and join us next week for Bloodbeat! Vote here: https://forms.gle/gS7gLP444NxUPVbt8 Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames @Petedown

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01:13:02

Ep. 96 Summer of 84 (2018): It's like a sad handjob

The B Movie Beatdown ·

2025/12/09

More like Summer of 80 - Bore! This week we're checking out the murder mystery SUMMER OF 84 (2018)! Instead of subverting expectations, this film chose simplicity, predictability, and ultimately, boredom. I'm falling asleep just thinking about it, so grab your GI Joe walkie-talkie and get ready to fall asleep to this nostalgia bait Honeypot. Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames @Petedown

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Ep. 95 - Picasso Trigger (1988): CHiPs or Chippendales?

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2025/12/02

Oops, all boobies! This week we're getting all hot and bothered with PICASSO TRIGGER (1988), Andy Sidaris is back with more Bombs, Bullets, and Babes than you can shake a stick at, and a couple dudes who made a dime shaking their sticks if you know what I mean. I think we all know our priorities on this one. Let's just say we didn't come for the plot. Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames @Petedown

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01:11:57

Ep. 94 House of 1000 Corpses (2003): It's a daddy apron

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2025/11/25

DOCTOR SATAN! All aboard a most dark and terrifying ride, this week we're doing HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES (2003)! It's gritty, it's gross, it's got Sid Haig stealing every scene, even when he's not in it. Grab yourself some of Captain Spaulding's Famous Fried Chicken, and strap in for a twisted horror homage. Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames @Petedown

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01:06:03

Ep. 83 Brain Damage (1988): Brain Cream Pie

The B Movie Beatdown ·

2025/11/18

Aylmer's got a boner, and he wants to put it in your ear! Slow drip that psychedelic blue juice onto our brains, because we're chasin' the dragon this week with BRAIN DAMAGE (1988)! Frank Henenlotter is here once again to make us feel uncomfortable, while we gently bob our heads to this film's great soundtrack. There's no easy way to say it. We're getting dirty with this one. Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash

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01:16:51

Blockbuster Beatdown - The Predator (2018): The...

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2025/11/11

Sheesh you're pushy! This week, we're bringing you a Blockbuster Beatdown with THE PREDATOR (2018)! Made for $88 million dollars, stacked with a surprisingly all-star cast and more one liners than bullets. There's a lot going for this film and a lot more going against it. Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames @Petedown

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01:06:52

Ep. 92 The Toxic Avenger (2023): #Magnetowasright

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2025/11/04

We're not perverts! Get ready for gratuitous violence, absurd comedy and some grotesque Dinklage dong with THE TOXIC AVENGER (2025)! That bad boy had such a stage presence it might as well have been credited. There's chaos, charm and a whole lot of penis envy. So grab your mop and join us as we dive into the toxic waste. Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames

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01:14:01

Ep. 91 - The VVitch (2015): It's pronounced Guinevere

The B Movie Beatdown ·

2025/10/28

Black Phillip! Black Phillip! Hope you brushed up on Ye Olde English because this week we're covering Robert Eggers' THE VVITCH (2015)! We are rejoined by the one and only Pete as we wander through haunted woods to uncover the legend of the Witch of the Wood. Expect gripping suspense, unsettling tension, and pale feet as we talk about horror origins and classic witch mischief. Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash

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Ep. 90 Bionicle: Mask of Light (2003) We brought in...

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2025/10/21

TAKUUAAA! This week we're filling our heads with ancient knowledge and showing our true selves by putting on a mask with BIONICLE: MASK OF LIGHT(2003)! We are joined by our friend, and residential Bionicle Expert: Kyle. So join us as we learn about Bionicles and finding our inner light . . . or whatever Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames

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Ep. 89 Space Mutiny (1988): The year of the Reb

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2025/10/14

Space! Reb Brown is back back back again and this time he's a completely average pilot who charms the pants off of everyone he meets (looking at you Lea) in SPACE MUTINY (1988)! There's a lot of good wrapped in this very b-movie sci-fi flick. You got mutineers, Battlestar Galactica footage, ridiculous bumper car chases and so much more to unpack. So get ready for some more of Reb's classic shouts as he single handedly saves the Southern Sun! Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie

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Ep. 88 Bitch Slap (2009): Do it for Lucy

The B Movie Beatdown ·

2025/10/07

Woof! and not the good kind. We’re going to the 2000s again for what should have been an action packed bombshell bonanza with BITCH SLAP(2009)! What we got was a half-backed girlfight where every other scene was them smashing boxes. Some of the visuals were passable but the whole thing simply falls flat. So put on your mini dress and tape up your boobs cuz we’re painting the town red! I didn’t even mention the huge sci-fi gun. Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail:

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Ep. 87 Robowar (1988): Wow! We all had the same score!

The B Movie Beatdown ·

2025/09/30

It's Predator Baby! Wait, no it's not. It's Bruno Mattei's copycat film ROBOWAR (1988)! Reb Brown is embodying Dutch as he leads a group of BAM commandos through the jungle while a cyborg hunts them from the shadows. I'll let you figure out what BAM means as we rip into this one. Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames

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55:11

Ep. 86 Kraken: Tentacles of the Deep (2006): The...

The B Movie Beatdown ·

2025/09/23

We're hauling in a big one! This week we went fishing for treasure and all we got was this giant squid in KRAKEN: TENTACLES OF THE DEEP (2006)! We dive into another SyFy Original that gets the job done with minimal distractions. So grab yourself a plate of calamari and hop aboard! Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames

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01:00:13

Ep. 85 Sisu (2022): ...In Minecraft

The B Movie Beatdown ·

2025/09/16

We struck gold! This week we had the pleasure of taking out a few Nazis with SISU (2022). There tons of blood and gore, and sick kills, and the main dude lights himself on fire. Pretty cool right? So come back to 1944 with us, we’ll clobber some Nazis, do a quick little jaunt through Lapland, and it'll be more fun than you can shake a stick at! Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames

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Ep. 84 Faster, Pussy Cat! Kill! Kill! (1965): The...

The B Movie Beatdown ·

2025/09/09

Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to Violence! Get ready to drive, jive and survive with Russ Meyer’s cult classic FASTER PUSSYCAT! KILL! KILL! (1965). Three go-go dancers go-go rogue in the California desert driving fast cars, judo chopping necks and using all that sass to get their way. Grab your switchblades and get ready to get down and dirty! Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames

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Ep. 83 Never Too Young to Die (1986): The one where...

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2025/09/02

Somebody Poisoned the Water Supply! Uncle Jesse is in over his head in this one as he tries to stop the evil and apocalyptic Gene Simmons in NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE (1986). This action movie is part James Bond, part Mad Max and part Beverly Hills 90210. Get ready for some questionable relationships, ridiculous shootouts and some obvious stunt doubles. Let’s see if it sticks the landing. Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd:

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