THE DARK DOORS

Sassy exorcist, freaked-out priest, blind white cat. Paranormal shotgun blast? DARLING, PLEASE! It’s all going down in the Mill House—casting stones, possessed rodents, dark, trippy visions. But don’t you worry, there’s lipstick for that! With plenty more twisted goings-on, there’s always a darker door for everyone's favorite residential exorcist. Sheesh! www.thedarkdoors.com www.thedarkdoors.com

Hold onto your wigs, baby, because it’s all kicking off in our series finale! Our oh-so-sassy dark hero, John Dark, is in the belly of the beast—a house with a mind of its own, and it ain’t gonna be pretty... unless you’re John Dark, Residential Exorcist! Not even evil pulls off eyeliner this good (though it sounded better in his head). One disrobed priest, one blind cat, and one crossdressing exorcist, all ready to go deep. But where’s Bruiser when you need him? "Pray for me." www.thedar...

"They’re still alive... right?" John and Leighton are deep in the bowels of the house, surrounded by a cabinet of curiosities that would make even the most twisted minds blush. A taxidermy gryphon? Oh, it’s just the beginning. who owns this freak show? And more importantly, who are these freaks? www.thedarkdoors.com www.thedarkdoors.com

EPISODE ONE: "A Doorman Always Knocks, ...First" John Dark, our sassy, crossdressing hero, is on the case! A sinister house has swallowed its residents whole, and only a Doorman can drag them back. An old mill manor packed with twisted secrets? Check. 80s new-wave horror cheesefest? Check. A dark, fabulous crossdressing exorcist in heels? Double check!! And a terrified priest rocking a gummy bears T-shirt? Oh, you bet. Ready for a trip to the dark, twisted, and fabulously weird underbelly...