The Audience Won"t Like It

Two married friends wait outside a venue and tumble from a haunted 80s classic into a love letter to The Roots. We map the chills of The Dollhouse Murders, the craft behind “The Next Movement,” and why live musicianship still feels like a magic trick. • roleplaying two strangers in a concert line • premise for covers on YouTube only due to copyright • favorites corner on books, live albums, and nostalgia • summary of The Dollhouse Murders and key themes • 80s children’s lit grit, family dyna...

Two married hosts build a jingle, chase TV nostalgia, and then land on something useful: how a $30 slow cooker quietly drives real body-composition results. Along the way we trade book and album obsessions and unpack one satisfying borrowed chord that makes a chorus bloom. • show premise of married strangers in a concert line • 80s theme songs and TV nostalgia as warm-up • favorites corner with Howl’s Moving Castle and The First Law • wu-tang solo classics and no-skip album rituals • simple ...

We break down why simple songs feel so good and how one borrowed chord can make them feel even better. Along the way we talk Gordon Lightfoot, play through I–IV–V, and show how V/V, flat VII, and a major III can lift a chorus without losing the map. • the show premise as a line-wait chat about music and songs • three-chord basics in A and how major vs minor shapes mood • the five of five explained with practical guitar examples • hearing V/V in hymns and classic pop • circle of fifths as a m...

Two elder millennials trade banter for memory and map a world where plans were made in person, arcades ate quarters, payphones served as checkpoints, and music discovery took legwork and liner notes. The path winds to Herb Alpert, The Wrecking Crew, and how simple, pretty melodies still win. • the Terry Box as a handmade anchor for conversation and craft • arcades, Neo Geo myths, quarter Tuesdays, and co-op boss fights • payphones, untracked freedom, and the art of waiting • sleepovers power...

Two married hosts wait in a pretend line for a Traveling Wilburys show and end up deep in foot pain, sock shoes, fascia, and why ankles decide what knees feel. We close by tracing how the Wilburys formed, why the songs still work, and what makes Harrison’s slide sing. • standing-in-line premise and playful tone • hammertoes, flat arches, plantar fasciitis explained • fascia chain from feet to calves, hamstrings, back • dorsiflexion, squats, and protecting the knees • towel scrunches, lacross...

We unexpectedly launch our new podcast "The Audience Won't Like It" from our master bedroom closet, discussing one of the greatest Star Trek episodes ever made and exploring the music of country legend Kitty Wells. • Recording in our closet studio with minimal preparation and equipment • Introducing ourselves as Rob and Leslie, married podcast hosts with a passion for sci-fi and music • Explaining our podcast format: discussing a Star Trek episode followed by performing a song • Breaking dow...