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PODCAST

Dot Plot Ascension

Quinn Rentz, Robert Finley, Kalena Sills

Three friends embark on the world"s greatest adventure, scouring the internet for impossibly titled anime, and making jokes about how good some of them are. Your beautiful, talented, and humble hosts: Quinn Rentz, Kalena Sills, and Robert "Hot Bobby" Finley. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

comedy improv

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1:16:46

Sork-Anime, Freakin' Lovers, and the Cat Girl Culture...

Dot Plot Ascension ·

2025/08/11

ANIME. GOOD ONES. CAT GIRLS. NYAAA-TY ONES. It's Dot Plot Ascension, bringing you the HEAAAT. Nyaaaaa :3Get ready for some pure, unadulterated anime mayhem. It is a fun one.We talk about Wonder Egg Priority, There's No Freakin' Way I'll Be Your Lover... Unless? and All-Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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1:03:46

Dot Plot Fitness Challenge: How Much Am I Can A Heavy...

Dot Plot Ascension ·

2025/06/25

On this week's brutally honest deep dive into the uncomfortable and dark depths of anime depravity:It's a goddamned Rashomon. Kalena and Bob watched three shows, in separate places, in different languages?! It turns out Quinn is absolutely jacked and can totally lift?!?! We have the best show ever (Isekai Mad Libs!!!!!!)?!?!?!?!?!We talk about fitness, it's never not gross, every show was dog shit this week and Bob and Kalena had to endure these tragedies alone.Please Clap.SHOWS:How Heavy Are The

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1:08:20

Wobert Knows Worbs

Dot Plot Ascension ·

2025/06/19

worbs have mmeanings and consequences. And we said a whole lot into microphones, recorded them, and called it a podcast called DOT PLOT ASCENSION. The energy is off the chain here. We recorded in a study room in a college library, hot off the back of watching the Van's Warped Tour and drinking unique beverages. You can tell. We mention it. ANYWAYS. We talk about "The Detective is Already Dead," a show that should have been better than it was! We touch base on "Let This Grieving Soul Retire," a show

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1:05:54

Isekai Intro, an M-Preg chaser, an Indie Horror...

Dot Plot Ascension ·

2025/05/22

Oh man, we meant Fay Wray the whole time. Anyways. We're casting stuff, pods mostly, and they're about animes. We start off with an impromptu diversion into ISEKAI MADLIBS, and it goes very well. Psych, it goes TERRRIBLY. We take a trip into "Our Last Crusade, or The Rise of a New World" which Quinn turns into a travesty. We hit the information superhighway for "#Compass 2.0" a show about *squints at notes* What if League of Legends was Overwatch, but you Yu-Gi-Oh it, and then Digimon it and hang

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1:09:26

GIRLS NIGHT: Dot Plot Correction Corner (Justice for...

Dot Plot Ascension ·

2025/04/08

If you saw the original upload of this episode, no you didn't, the audio was broken and bad and it's god's fault, not ours. Regardless. We open today's episode with an apology. An apology to our viewer, and an apology to our dear friend Bobby. Flim Flam is real. Ghoul School is real. And we doubted our boy. Shame on us. May God and Bob forgive us. After that, it is GIRLS NIGHT, BAYBEEEEEEE. ALL GIRLS! ALL ANIMATED IN JAPAN! HELL YEAH! We got Girls Band Cry! Imagine the wacky stuff Quinn can get up

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1:15:39

TIME TRAVEL SPECIAL EPISODE:...

Dot Plot Ascension ·

2025/03/14

Robert built a time machine, back to 2016, and cut together an absolute HEATER of a career retrospective. From the lost "Soundcloud" era of Dot Plot, a magnificent clip show, containing the birth of some of our most recurring bits. It is a beaut. Meanwhile, your intrepid hosts take a trip to the movies and watch Mobile Suit Gundam: GQuuuuuuuuuuuuuX!!! What did they think of it? Will we ever return from the time vortex Bob built? Why so many "u's" in the name of this show? Answers await you, viewer.

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1:05:17

Bogus Host ~About the Time Quinn Tried to make Orb...

Dot Plot Ascension ·

2025/01/19

Hot Diggity Shit Anime Fans. Welcome back, Viewer. We're in the ZONE. We're KICKING OUT THE JAMS, Podcast-wise. And there are various levels of success. We Hit up Ron Kamonohashi for his Forbidden Deductions, which Quinn squanders. He's a squander-y lil fella. Then we get served up a piping hot plate of Scooby-Doo Spook-taculars in "A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!" Robert cooks up some isekai bullshit and takes us to the Boardwalk, and we finish it off with an all-timer. An exquisite example of

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1:14:01

Ear Crimes abound, An Insurmountable ORB-deal, and...

Dot Plot Ascension ·

2025/01/09

A Lost Bit about Tickle Fetishes, REVIVED! Resuscitating a bit about Dick Cheney!Jokes about WAR CRIMES!!! We're back on our baloney, and goblins in Bob and Kalena's house munched on our gahddamned pods. This is a rough one. Deal with it. I haven't had clean water in fuckin three days, so maybe cool your jets about the pod quality, okay? ANIME, BLAGHHGHG GRANDMA'S SPAGHETTI Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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1:14:43

Baseball is a that Verb Grandma's Do? Hot People Can...

Dot Plot Ascension ·

2024/12/30

It's the end of the year, but it is not the end of our intrepid hosts, delving ever deeper into the Anime mines for buried treasures and treats. Quinn gets bronchitis and makes the whole recording a never-ending onslaught of advertizements. Bob gets hot and stupid, and wears a bitchin' sweater. Kalena hides her true feelings in Russian sometimes. We talked about some shows, and to be honest I could not be bothered to remember them, we mention them in the show, just listen to it for Christsakes

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1:08:57

Half-intine's Day Extravaganza Special (I Was A...

Dot Plot Ascension ·

2024/08/06

It is Summer, I've got my hat on backwards, and it is time to fuckin' podcast. We're rolling HOT this week, with a bevy of pervert trash to turn into fun jokes. We tried, man. This week, we dragged our souls through harem anime swamps (The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You), mandatory kissy school (More Than A Married Couple, But Not Lovers), and "rom-com's" about "slave-owning" (An Arch-Demon's Dilemma: How to Love Your Elf Bride). Kalena makes an unexpected heel

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1:06:42

Computer is a Verb That Meat Boys Do! Franz Kafka...

Dot Plot Ascension ·

2024/07/27

Whoo boy. We did it. We reported the news. It's anime season, and the anime bushes are heavy with the weight of such delectable and succulent fruits. We talk "Gene of AI," "Human Crazy/Bug University," "Lucifer and Biscuithammer," and "Dead Dead Demons DeDeDeDe(DeDeDeDeDe? How many fuggin 'De's are in this thing) Destruction." Buckle up. It's all heaters this week. All Killer. No Side Bits. Pure, uncut ascension. LET'S MAKE HISTORY. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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1:18:52

Dude Erot-omy?! (Cutesy Names for Sexual Acts) Herb...

Dot Plot Ascension ·

2024/06/30

Full disclosure: there are 25 minutes of absolutely gut-busting conversation that I did not press record for, so get horned up to hear a bunch of callbacks to jokes that you suckers weren't in the room for! ASCEND. It's Dragon season baybeeeeeeeee. You know we can't resist a theme, and this one is a guaranteed HEATER (flame breath sounds). Before that, we dig deep on the most important question: What in God's name is Retro Crush? And what is City Hunter?! After that, we talk about "A Herbivorous

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1:31:03

Free Palestine and "unalive Wince WcWahon"

Dot Plot Ascension ·

2024/03/13

BAAAAAACK IN THE SADDLE AGAIAIAIAAN. It's a very magical episode. Lots of anime-adjacent news right up top, including the untimely passing of Akira Toriyama (RIP Toriyama-sensei, AKA Goku's dad), WcDonald's WcNuggets, and Quinn's experience listening to a man on a boat explain One Piece. We talk about a couple shows, too. "MASHLE: Muscles and Magic" is first up, and we wish Quinn's thing was real, once again, for the only time this episode. We slink on down to "Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of

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1:15:48

Two Mics, Three Mouths, Can't Lose! The...

Dot Plot Ascension ·

2024/02/12

Don't call it a comeback. Dot Plot Season Three is unstoppable. It is easily delayed by illness and exacerbating circumstances, but WE NEVER STOP, and we certainly NEVER LOSE. It's all bangers this week on Dot Plot Ascension, with the exception of one kinda boring show. The UNwanTED UNDEAD ADvenTUrer? What's that even supposed to read like? Something goofy. Then we dip into the medical mystery surrounding how anglerfish do breeding, and how one confident sturgeon surgeon named Elise can lend a

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1:20:53

They're Daddies, AND they're buddies? Two Girls met...

Dot Plot Ascension ·

2024/01/22

Viewer, it is so good to see you again. We brought the heat. We kept it spicy. We all were so loud it was difficult for Editing Quinn to remove each others' voices from their audio tracks. He did a mediocre job. 7/10 Editing Quinn, sorry for the bad sounds and echo and clipping! Regardless, this is Episode 3 of Season 3 of the Award-Winning anime improv comedy extravaganza known as Dot Plot Ascension. We hit up some Daddies and Buddies, dip our toes into the Aquatope of/on White Sand, and explore

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1:15:03

Two-Gi-Oh! Seinfeld M-Preg! Isekai Mad Libs?!

Dot Plot Ascension ·

2024/01/13

It's time to G-G-G-G-gggggggggggggg GOOF. Two for two in the banger department, we are proud to bring another PIPING HOT episode of Dot Plot Ascension, full of maturity, drama, soccer, and- OH! SUDDENLY! A returning bit from a lost age? Dot Plot Development returns in our second episode of the year, followed by a real tooth-puller of a bit called Isekai Mad Libs. I want to erase my memory of this bit. We do find the time to cool off, with Ice Guy and his Cool Female Colleague, and then the heat is

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1:07:04

Dot Plot Ascension 3.0 + 1.0 (You Can (NOT) Re-Mix)

Dot Plot Ascension ·

2024/01/07

Oh boy. You thought we were done? That we were out of the pod game? That the bean man could ever keep us down? It's 2024, and we're casting pods, we're casting aspersions, and we're casting OBLITERATE (that's a call-ahead to a joke in the episode, trust me). Robert, Kalena, and Quinn are all over 30, and hitting their collective mature streak, and ready to warm your poor, scrobbling bones by the warm glow of a new year of HOT POD ACTION. This Week: My New Boss is Goofy, Undead Murder Farce, The

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1:23:13

SEASON 2 Kickoff Extravaganza

Dot Plot Ascension ·

2020/09/03

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1:21:42

Episode 11: LEVEL TWO. And Nasty Clowns. And Season...

Dot Plot Ascension ·

2020/08/19

Welcome to LEVEL TWO. Bob and Kalena are bringing the HEAT today. And by heat, I mean they hold Quinn to the fire about some stupid anime titles. It's Level Two Time, since Quinn graduated and ascended, and the titles didn't get better, they just got stupid. Up first, we hit Listeners, followed by BEM. BEM. They gave Quinn BEM. Last but not least, actually scratch that, it is the least, a total nothing of a title, it is just K. The title is just, "K" for real. For level Two, Bob and Kalena did Quinn

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1:13:24

Episode 10: Ascension, At Last or, Bob's Good Baja...

Dot Plot Ascension ·

2020/08/13

It's Ascension Day. Welcome back to Dot Plot Ascension, an anime podcast, kinda. We take a little dip into a few different shows this week, starting with dunking on the intro to Tokyo Ghoul √A, because it sucks. Then we make light of Dusk Maiden of Amnesia, where Quinn delves into Fairy Tale lore and makes a princess a Bloodivore. Afterwards, Bob shares a SAO-centric Gunma Truth with the group. Next up, Boogiepop and Others, which awakens some kind of deep memory of anime from yesteryear. We then

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