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Rude Tales of Magic

In this improvised narrative role playing podcast, come and join artists, writers, and comedians from Adult Swim, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, Marvel Comics, and more as they fight and fumble their way across the madcap, and exceedingly rude, fantasy wasteland of Cordelia. Branson Reese and his jester"s retinue, Christopher Hastings, Carly Monardo, Tim Platt, Joe Lepore, and Ali Fisher star as a group of unlikely survivors (a talking crow, a lich in a wig, a bubbly fawn, a Sasquatch punk,

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All Episodes

01:09:12

[Unlocked] Opera & Sherry #1!

Rude Tales of Magic ·

2026/09/29

It's the 5th Tuesday of the month, so you know what that means...releasing bonus content out from behind the paywall!!! *Airhorn* *Airhorn* Tell your friends, Rude Tales done did Frasier. For this PATREON GAME OF THE MONTH, Branson invites Ali, Joe, and Tim to the ancient land of Seattle where three urban snobs, one president of the wine club, and one incredible restaurant taunt you into listening to opera. More opera than you can possibly imagine.

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00:08:11

[Patreon Preview] Opera & Sherry #2

Rude Tales of Magic ·

2026/09/22

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the Seattle...

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00:53:40

This Is Bus

Rude Tales of Magic ·

2026/09/15

With the strange of events of the Long Weekend behind them, our heroes can finally get back to what's really important: their studies! How is Scooter's Honors History project going, anyways? Wait? What do you mean? It's not going to be a just a regular, uneventful day at school? It's going to be *gulp* a field trip?? Oh boy....

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00:53:44

Intro to Botany

Rude Tales of Magic ·

2026/09/01

While Mikey, Briley, and Scooter would love to get back to the Carton Family Brunch, they instead are confronted by mild-mannered Diner employee Giles Waiterman, who has some surprising revelations to share. You mean to tell me this Oxford-educated British man who waits tables in a diner outside Columbus, Ohio and has a particular interest in our heroes may be more than he appears?!? Now I've heard everything! Except for this podcast! *Presses Play*

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00:08:11

[Patreon Preview] Lassos & Cowpokes!

Rude Tales of Magic ·

2026/08/25

The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly? More like the Rude, the Tales, of the Magic! Saddle up, pardners, for the rootinest, tootinest, podcastinest bonus content this side of the Rio Grand!

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00:47:50

In the Gust of Snakes

Rude Tales of Magic ·

2026/08/18

How many snakes must a teen absorb Before you call her a Beast? How many snakes must her friends fight off? Before she tries to eat them? The answer, my friend, is gustin' in the snakes The answer is gustin' in the snakes

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01:03:25

Long Weekend

Rude Tales of Magic ·

2026/08/04

Our heroes have finally accepted their roles as, well, heroes! Hope just as this happens, shocking revelations about their powers don't threaten to tear them apart!! I'm a guy who hates compelling narratives!

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00:08:10

[Patreon Preview] Scyllas & Charybdises!

Rude Tales of Magic ·

2026/07/31

The Podcasting Gods have come down from Mount Podlympus and taken the shape of swans to bestow upon you this bonus game. Enjoy, mortals! What wisdom, your Gods must have, to record a podcast so timely!

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00:52:49

Heroes Don't Suck

Rude Tales of Magic ·

2026/07/21

The Chess Club would hate it if you listened to this episode. Unless...that's one of their deft gambits, tricking you into listening to the episode??

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01:09:45

What Will Happen At The Sophomore Assembly?

Rude Tales of Magic ·

2026/07/07

The Sophomore Assembly has long been shrouded in mystery? What exactly happens when the doors of the auditorium close? No one will say. But our heroes are about to find out. And so will you, if you just hit 'play' on your podcast app of your choosing! Go ahead, do it!

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00:10:13

[Patreon Preview] Rodents and Chivalry #2! DM'ed by...

Rude Tales of Magic ·

2026/06/30

As a June with 5 Tuesdays, we simply had no choice but to share with our beloved listeners (you) a second Patreon Game of the Month! Your cup overfloweth! And this time? It's filled with Elderberry Cordial! Following our legendary, original Rodents & Chivalry game, Branson boldly takes the DM chair and presents his own adventure in a mouse-filled alley. Join, Ali, Tim, and Joe in this thrilling preview of RODENTS AND CHIVALRY 2!

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01:01:45

Gulp

Rude Tales of Magic ·

2026/06/23

Some things are hard to swallow.

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00:50:11

Soup Du Jour

Rude Tales of Magic ·

2026/06/09

Hey, the kids've gotta eat somehow!

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00:11:21

[Patreon Preview] Oozes and Ninjas!

Rude Tales of Magic ·

2026/06/02

RUDE TALES BONE CON OOZES & NINJAS RUDE TALES BONE CON OOZES & NINJAS RUDE TALES BONE CON OOZES & NINJAS SUBSCRIBE FOR THE FULL EP- THIS A PREVIEW!

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01:02:36

Auditions

Rude Tales of Magic ·

2026/05/26

Our heroes don't use their powers much this episode, but boy oh boy do people smoke in high school! If you like "smoking cigarettes in and around high school, during the day, alongside teachers" this is YOUR episode. Enjoy!

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01:00:05

Ooh La La in the House! Ooh La La!

Rude Tales of Magic ·

2026/05/12

Our heroes meet a strange child in a basement. Good news: he's facing them-not a Blair Witch situation. Bad News? He's still a creepy little freak! Afterwards, the gang gets hungry, but what is still open this late?

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00:10:31

[Patreon Preview] Opera & Sherry, DM'ed by Branson!

Rude Tales of Magic ·

2026/05/05

Well baby I hear the podcast a callin?! Here's a preview of our latest Patreon Game of the Month, Opera & Sherry, GM'ed by Branson and starring Ali, Joe, and Tim!

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01:00:12

Something Amazing

Rude Tales of Magic ·

2026/04/28

Over the course of 4 episodes, our heroes have experienced so much. Love and loss, heartbreak and joy. And if you think about it, they've almost completed one whole calendar day of the school year. How could so much happen in such a short time? That's youth I guess. But what if, at this late hour, something new happened. Something...Amazing?? PLUS: What is Twist McCallum shoveling?

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00:53:30

Text Education

Rude Tales of Magic ·

2026/04/14

Reeling from the events of the previous two episodes (meeting an alien, mysterious powers, homeroom icebreakers, etc.), the gang finishes their first day of school and heads to the McChristmas basement to debrief. Hopefully more trouble won't find them there...

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00:08:10

[Patreon Preivew] Tommyguns and Fuggedaboutits! GM'ed...

Rude Tales of Magic ·

2026/04/07

Here's a preview of our first Patreon Game of the Month, Tommyguns and Fuggedaboutits, GM'ed by Branson and starring Ali, Joe, and Tim!

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