Scandalous Diamonds

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S12 Ep. 11 - "Honking and Tonking and Hootin' and...

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2026/10/04

This week we're covering Chapters 59-66 of Vendetta: Lucky's Revenge, but as usual, Jackie Collins is only part of the chaos.Jen attends a police and fire department fundraiser where the officers somehow turn into Magic Mikes. Thank you for your service.Dana has a blowout on the freeway. Her tire, not her bowels. We cannot stress this enough.And the girls revisit The Babysitters Club only to discover those books were far more unhinged than anyone remembers. Joining a cult? Getting lost at sea

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122:21

S12 Ep. 10 - "Extra Large, Old-Fashioned Panties"

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2026/09/20

This week we're covering Chapters 55-59 of Vendetta: Lucky's Revenge, and Jen has brought what might be her craziest story yet, which is saying a lot at this point.She also accuses Dana of reading fish smut, which sounds slippery, and is one more creature that Dana's not interested in adding to her reading repetoire at this point.Meanwhile, there's trouble at Dana's spray tan place again. This time, a two-time flasher is on the loose. At this point, we're beginning to think the spray tan salon needs

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113:42

S12 Ep. 9 - "Shotgun, Heroine, Naked... None of This...

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2026/09/13

This week we're covering Chapters 49-54 of Vendetta: Lucky's Revenge, but naturally, we have some detours.Jennifer and Dana discuss vanity license plates that absolutely do not communicate what their owners intended. Then, in a completely natural progression, they do a deep dive into prisons. Because that's how Scandalous Diamonds works: one minute we're laughing at someone's license plate, and the next we're examining the American penal system.Join us for Jackie Collins, unfortunate abbreviations,

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113:33

S12 Ep. 8 - "Gangster Dove"

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2026/09/06

This week we're covering Chapters 43-48 of Vendetta: Lucky's Revenge, but first, please join us in celebrating a truly monumental achievement: Scandalous Diamonds is now Tanzania's 19th favorite podcast. Fame is exhausting.Jen's obsession with Digging Up the Duggars continues to escalate, while Dana's house has apparently been rezoned as a wildlife preserve. There's a full-scale bird war involving crows, other crows, blue jays, and doves, the squirrels are staging an uprising, AND five baby foxes

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94:06

S12 Ep. 7 - "Naked in a Ditch"

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2026/08/23

This week we're covering Chapters 37-42 of Vendetta: Lucky's Revenge, and we have excellent news: GINO LIVES! He survived the assassination attempt, which means Jen's beloved Gino voice is officially back. The girls also dive into the glorious world of journalists who write spectacularly terrible headlines, particularly the ones where an unfortunate choice of words completely changes the story. Join us for Jackie Collins, questionable journalism, an assassination survival, and the triumphant return

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118:14

S12 Ep. 6 - "We Both Have the Clap"

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2026/08/16

This week we're covering Chapters 29-36 of Vendetta: Lucky's Revenge, but first, Dana has apparently been “let go” from Scandalous Diamonds. For reasons no one can explain, she continues to show up for work.Dana and America’s Husband take Manhattan with Elle and the Husband of the Great Northeast, where a perfectly innocent weekend in NYC may have placed them suspiciously adjacent to an art heist. Allegedly. Probably. We’re saying nothing else without counsel present.And on the flight to New York,

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90:48

S12 Ep. 5 - "This is No Time to Panic"

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2026/08/09

This week we're kicking off Book 3 of Vendetta: Lucky's Revenge, covering Chapters 23-28.Dana finds an incredibly rare piece of art at a thrift store and immediately adds it to the girls' retirement portfolio. The plan? Hold onto it until she and Jen are so broke they're eating cat food, then cash in. This launches a very serious discussion about retiring early and wealthy. Current strategies include winning the lottery and Jen marrying a billionaire after heroically reuniting him with a long-lost

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109:28

S12 Ep. 4 - "Toilet Fashion"

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2026/08/02

This week we're covering Chapters 14-21 of Vendetta: Lucky's Revenge, where the drama just keeps escalating and Jackie Collins refuses to let anyone have a normal day.Meanwhile, Dana reveals that she's somehow been caught completely naked in a spray tan booth... twice... while tornado warnings were going off outside. Jen has fallen headfirst into the podcast Digging Up with the Duggars and returns with some truly baffling discoveries, including the shocking revelation that tater tots are the

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102:26

S12 Ep. 3 - "On the Pussy Train"

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2026/07/26

This week, Jen is covering Chapters 8-13 of Vendetta: Lucky's Revenge, while the girls have one question: Do you stay friends with someone after they shoot at you? Some might think so...Meanwhile, Dana somehow knows, without hesitation, the exact year Viagra hit the U.S. market. Don't ask why. Just accept that this information was immediately available.Jen also shares the three golden rules from a madam on how to snag that man.Join us this week for mobsters, questionable friendships and wildly

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101:53

S12 Ep. 2 - "Professor Smut"

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2026/07/19

This week Jen is covering Chapters 3-7 of Jackie Collins' Vendetta: Lucky's Revenge, and things are already going spectacularly off the rails.Dana enlists her dry cleaners to help pull a practical joke on Jason, while Jen drops the bombshell that she doesn't know who John Mayer is. As if that weren't enough, Jen also realizes she's accidentally been reading Christian fiction... again. At this point, it feels less like a mistake and more like destiny.Join us for Jackie Collins, questionable life

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87:19

S12 Ep. 1 - "Back with a Vengeance"

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2026/07/12

Season 12 kicks off with Jackie Collins' Vendetta: Lucky's Revenge, where Lucky Santangelo is back, it's 1987 in Los Angeles, and absolutely nobody is making good life choices. Even better, Jen's legendary Gino voice makes its triumphant return.As if Jackie Collins weren't enough chaos, the girls somehow wander into a heated debate over livestock terminology and arrive at the completely scientific conclusion that every bovine is, in fact, a cow. Ranchers, please direct your complaints to our

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114:49

S11 Ep. 11 - "Super Late to the Heist"

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2025/11/24

In the dramatic conclusion of "Rock Star" by Jackie Collins, we see in real time the result of all these people's bad decisions. And we finally have our heist!!Jen talks gilded age socialites and the girls discuss how beauty standards are still as shitty today as they were in 15th century China. Oh, and taxidermy comes up. Again. Please rate, review and subscribe to Scandalous Diamonds wherever you listen to podcasts. Go check out our merch! Thank you so much.Become a supporter of this podcast:

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106:14

S11 Ep. 10 - "Poor Little Bitch Girl"

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2025/11/16

Jennifer takes us through the characters' bad decisions in Jackie Collins' "Rock Star." The girls marvel at how hard cheating must have been back in the days before texting when you had to quietly call someone instead of covertly messaging them.They also decide that everyone should fill out a 72-page questionaire before going on any dates. That should prevent any accidental dates with a married person. Please rate, review and subscribe to Scandalous Diamonds wherever you listen to podcasts. Go check

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84:37

S11 Ep. 9 - "A Gaggle of Unattached Blondes"

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2025/11/02

In the penultimate episode of Scandalous Diamonds' retelling of Jackie Collins' hit novel, Rock Star, the gals discuss the fun perimenopausal nighttime game "Did I pee in the bed or am I just sweating?"Dana sees the movie Poltergeist for the first time and is less bothered than she should be by the fact that they used real skeletons in the pool scene. Jen talks about the Louvre heist (not the one in Rock Star, which STILL hasn't happened yet...) and the girls question the "security" at this hallowed

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93:18

S11 Ep. 8 - "Trouser Puppet"

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2025/10/26

In today's installment of the amazing "Rock Star" by the one and only Jackie Collins, Jen recaps the Codcast Productions Corporate Retreat in spooky Salem, Massachusetts. The girls encounter a coffee shop that required a reservation... and the next available time slot was three weeks in advance. Tune in to see if they ever got that cup of coffee.Please rate, review and subscribe to Scandalous Diamonds wherever you listen to podcasts. Go check out our merch! Thank you so much.Become a supporter of

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97:03

S11 Ep. 7 - "Sugar Bush"

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2025/10/24

We are still waiting for the heist to happen, but Jen tells us more of the story of Rock Star by Jackie Collins. The girls chat about the imposter who claimed to be Anastasia Romanov as well as centaur erotica - they are ripped up top and then have horse dicks. That's hot right? Dana loves the literary genre where creatures that don't exist get together and bump uglies... much to Jen's amusement. Please rate, review and subscribe to Scandalous Diamonds wherever you listen to podcasts. Go check out

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97:03

S11 Ep. 7 - "___________________"

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2025/10/19

We are still waiting for the heist to happen, but Jen tells us more of the story of Rock Star by Jackie Collins. The girls chat about the imposter who claimed to be Anastasia Romanov as well as centaur erotica - they are ripped up top and then have horse dicks. That's hot right? Dana loves the literary genre where creatures that don't exist get together and bump uglies... much to Jen's amusement. Please rate, review and subscribe to Scandalous Diamonds wherever you listen to podcasts. Go check out

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94:39

S11 Ep. 6 - "Does Anybody Even Drink Mountain Dew...

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2025/10/12

Join us for another episode of recapping Jackie Collins' best-selling novel "Rock Star!"The girls get their bible characters mixed up while wondering why people call their partners their "better half." Does that mean that they are the shitty half?Jen regales us with a tale of playing Scattergories with the Amish in the candle light while Dana gags at the mention of radioactive shrimp.Please rate, review and subscribe to Scandalous Diamonds wherever you listen to podcasts. Go check out our merch

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82:32

S11 Ep. 5 - "The Flasher from the South of France"

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2025/10/05

After a short break, we are back with a continuation of Jackie Collins' best-selling novel, Rock Star!The girls are back with another news story of "Florida Man" and his shenanigans. Jen gives us a "Misinformation Moment" about Warren Jeffs and the FLDS while Dana safely reads books in the pool.Please rate, review and subscribe to Scandalous Diamonds wherever you listen to podcasts. Go check out our merch! Thank you so much.Become a supporter of this podcast:

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96:46

S11 Ep. 4 - "Accidental Rhinoplasty"

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2025/09/14

Jennifer delivers the exciting news that we have a mini-crossover with the Lucky Universe in this week's retelling of "Rock Star" by Jackie Collins!The girls deliver a PSA about plastic surgery, since they are obviously experts in this field. Jen reveals that she actually enjoys getting called for jury duty while the gals dscuss trendy restaurants that don't serve enough food.Please rate, review and subscribe to Scandalous Diamonds wherever you listen to podcasts. Go check out our merch! Thank you

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