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Nobody"s Listening, Right?

Elizabeth Laime and Andy Rosen

A married couple talking like no one"s listening - Food, money, sex, neighborhood gossip, parenting, love of Costco, medical mishaps, relationship advice, therapy and bathroom etiquette and more! Formerly known as Totally Married, join podcast veterans Andy Rosen and Elizabeth Laime in this unfiltered marriage podcast touted as “A show about nothing that I can’t get enough of”, “The only podcast that makes me laugh so hard I have to pull over,” and “Binge-worthy audio comfort-food but don’t

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74:40

A HUGE Pimple Problem

Nobody"s Listening, Right? ·

2026/10/07

This week on NLR: Elizabeth brings a new HUGE friend to the pod, Andy is sick of the chit’n and chat’n, Nepo Babies triumph, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? - the podcast brought to you by a married couple living as expats in Bordeaux, France.Thanks to our episode sponsors: JONES ROAD - Use code NLR at https://www.jonesroadbeauty.com/ to get a Free Gift with your first purchase! #JonesRoadBeauty #ad HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to

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71:58

240 - Trapped In A Horror Film

Nobody"s Listening, Right? ·

2026/09/30

This week on NLR: The wine flows, Andy is trapped in a French school cafeteria, Elizabeth escapes a real-life horror film in Paris, the ballroom vogue scene is amazing, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: GOODR - Head to ⁠Goodr.com/NLR⁠ to claim $10 off your first order REMI - Go to shopremi.com/NLR and use code NLR at checkout for 50% off with Remi Club Subscribe & Save. Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus

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57:42

239 - Onion Rings Solved!

Nobody"s Listening, Right? ·

2026/09/23

This week on NLR: A great onion ring debate is settled, acronyms abound, Andy’s going back to school, Elizabeth is imagining her funeral, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?Thanks to our episode sponsors: LOLA BLANKETS - Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at Lolablankets.com by using code NLR at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. WARBY PARKER - Our listeners can buy one pair of glasses and get 20% off any additional pairs

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65:30

238 - Last Dying Wish

Nobody"s Listening, Right? ·

2026/09/16

This week on NLR: An old French man has a very specific (American) wish, both Elizabeth and Andy have fashion goals, therapists need their own therapists, plastic lasts a very long time, and more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?Thanks to our episode sponsors: GOODR - Head to Goodr.com/NLR to claim $10 off your first order HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR #honeylovepod ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus

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58:50

237 - This Lady Don’t Know Sheet(s)

Nobody"s Listening, Right? ·

2026/09/09

This week on NLR: Elizabeth suffers a 1,000 thread-count humiliation, Andy is not having elective IV drips, relationship tensions ease, and the 7 wonders of the world are wonderful? It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?Thanks to our episode sponsors: LARINECO - Get up to 50% off at buylarine.com/NLR REMI - Go to https://shopremi.com/NLR and use code NLR at checkout for 50% off with Remi Club Subscribe & Save. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for

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64:23

236 - A Broken Arm & Business Class

Nobody"s Listening, Right? ·

2026/09/02

This week on NLR: Elizabeth heads to Boston for a wedding and snacks, Andy has lost his swagger, the first visit to a French hospital as expats, hype-men are helpful, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?Thanks to our episode sponsors:ONESKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR #oneskinpod ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Check out Elizabeth’s Substack! Find us on Instagram Find us on

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66:02

235 - Elizabeth's First Fight in France

Nobody"s Listening, Right? ·

2026/08/26

This week on NLR: Elizabeth pulls out a can of French-whoop-ass, Andy is put on trial, Dogs get in the way of dating, expat life is feeling surreal, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?Thanks to our episode sponsors: WARBY PARKER - Our listeners can buy one pair of glasses and get 20% off any additional pairs at WarbyParker.com/NLR — and using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #ad MIRACLE MADE - Upgrade your sleep with Miracle Made! Go to

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59:28

234 - You Sound So Labyrinth Stupid

Nobody"s Listening, Right? ·

2026/08/19

This week on NLR: Andy weighs how to respond to an unexpected DM, Elizabeth gets put in her labyrinth place, the Protein Team is called, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?Thanks to our episode sponsors: GOODR - Head to Goodr.com/NLR to claim $10 off your first order LOLA BLANKETS - Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at Lolablankets.com by using code NLR at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola

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62:54

233 - The Worst Bathroom Experience Of All Time

Nobody"s Listening, Right? ·

2026/08/12

This week on NLR: Elizabeth endures a nightmare bathroom visit at McDonalds in Paris, Andy must decide between cleanliness and deliciousness, bird omens are still on the mind, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?Thanks to our episode sponsors: MIRACLE MADE - Upgrade your sleep with Miracle Made! Go to https://trymiracle.com/nlr and use the code NLR to claim your FREE 3 PIECE TOWEL SET and SAVE over 40% OFF. HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to

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69:58

232 - Trilling On Words

Nobody"s Listening, Right? ·

2026/08/05

It’s been a big week! Andy is worried about his body odor, Elizabeth learns A LOT about her favorite band, birds may be sending a message, black beans are found, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?Thanks to our episode sponsors: LARINECO - Get up to 50% off at buylarine.com/NLR ONESKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR #oneskinpod Check out Elizabeth’s NEW

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67:12

231 - Wildfires In France

Nobody"s Listening, Right? ·

2026/07/29

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the ongoing wildfires happening outside of Bordeaux, France (how they are affecting them as new expats, fears of evacuation, not having a car, and more). Plus: Elizabeth’s anxiety is high after a bike ride, Andy has donut dreams, and more. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?Thanks to our episode sponsors: WARBY PARKER - Our listeners can buy one pair of glasses and get 20% off any additional pairs at WarbyParker.com/NLR — and using our link

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60:51

230 - Not A Taco Bell Problem

Nobody"s Listening, Right? ·

2026/07/22

This week on NLR: Andy connects with the women of France, Elizabeth discovers a worrisome sign, hemorrhoid cream is procured, lettuce is bad, Zelda lands in a life-review, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?Thanks to our episode sponsors: HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR #honeylovepod ONE SKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR #oneskinpod ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for

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67:15

229 - Nee Nee Nee Nee Pee Pee

Nobody"s Listening, Right? ·

2026/07/15

This week on NLR: Elizabeth can’t look away from a “very pink” distraction on the streets of Bordeaux, Andy learns about a new form of street justice, a student pilot nails the landing, piercings are discussed, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: JONES ROAD - Use code NLR at jonesroadbeauty.com to get a Free Shimmer Face Oil with your first purchase! #JonesRoadBeauty REMI - Go to shopremi.com/NLR and use code NLR at

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55:10

228 - Ducky Peed On The Plane (Twice)

Nobody"s Listening, Right? ·

2026/07/08

We made it to France! This week: Elizabeth and Andy catch a good vibe in the most unexpected place, Ducky has a traumatic flight to France, Elizabeth makes her first enemy, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: ONE SKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR #oneskinpod LARINECO - Get up to 50% off at buylarine.com/NLR ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the

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63:02

227 - Ruining It For Everybody

Nobody"s Listening, Right? ·

2026/07/01

Elizabeth and Andy record their final episode in Los Angeles before moving to France! This week: Andy’s arm pain gets no sympathy, Elizabeth is an AMAZING actor, the yard sale is a success, french etiquette, and more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: BLISSY - Wake up with clearer skin, smoother hair, and cooler sleep. Use code NLR for an extra 30% off at blissy.com/NLR HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR

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57:12

226 - Goodbye Brand New Studio

Nobody"s Listening, Right? ·

2026/06/24

This week on NLR: Elizabeth taps into a special type of stressed/silly energy, Andy gets high marks at the dentist, Facebook Marketplace continues to be weird AF, and sometimes things aren’t meant to last… like the brand new NLR studio. It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR #honeylovepod Check out DOT DOT DOT's new single: "The Clock It Song" on Spotify or Apple Music Support

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57:30

225 - Friends Don’t Let Friends Have…

Nobody"s Listening, Right? ·

2026/06/17

This week on NLR: Animal celebrities deserve more, Andy has a new skin care routine, Elizabeth thinks she’s points-invincible, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: REMI - Go to https://shopremi.com/NLR and use code NLR at checkout for 50% off with Remi Club Subscribe & Save. GOODR - Head to goodr.com/NLR to claim $10 off your first order Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on

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57:26

224 - BIG News!!! Big changes!

Nobody"s Listening, Right? ·

2026/06/10

We may have lost our g’d’ minds… we have BIG NEWS! Plus- Andy falls for a cute prosecutor, Elizabeth has a good cry, MLMs are bad, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: GROW THERAPY - Visit GrowTherapy.com/NLR today to get started. ONE SKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR #oneskinpod Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us

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63:52

223 - Elizabeth Enters Her Scarf Era

Nobody"s Listening, Right? ·

2026/06/03

This week on NLR: Elizabeth’s sister finds a box of memories, Movie trailers deceive, Andy might need to change his outgoing message, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, RightThanks to our episode sponsors: BIOptimizers - Get 15% off your entire order by going to: bioptimizers.com/nobodyslistening and use code NLR BLISSY - Wake up with clearer skin, smoother hair, and cooler sleep. Use code NLR for an extra 30% off at blissy.com/NLR Support NLR Join Patreon

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61:13

222 - The Biggest Fight We’ve Ever Had?

Nobody"s Listening, Right? ·

2026/05/27

This week on NLR: The truth about a single cinnamon roll stirs things up, Andy starts beef with a really good guy, Elizabeth births a next level rom-com idea, Lean On Me brings smiles in the grocery store, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: REMI - Go to shopremi.com/NLR and use code NLR at checkout for 50% off with Remi Club Subscribe & Save. GROW THERAPY - Visit GrowTherapy.com/NLR today to get started. Support

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