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Ep 330: My Hobby is Mattresses

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2026/10/05

In this episode, we talk about: someone whose wife was loyalty tested without his knowledge, someone that accidentally revealed their BIL's affair, a listener that was subjected to the ups and DOWNs of online dating, a guy who has a thing for mattresses and bedding, and a guy tries to convince his girlfriend that she's too emotional to care about politics. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Fill out this form so we can see where we align with our listeners!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link:

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52:34

NA 53: Eat It From the Front

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2026/10/01

In this episode, we take calls about: a two pump chomp that left a guy scarred for life, some sauce accosting from a long time fan, a listener that has a track record of hitting guys at bars with pool cues, our preferred shower order to prevent germs, and we discuss the logistics of eating it from the front. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Judgies Merch is Available HERE!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Want fun, cool stickers and

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69:10

Ep 329: WE'RE BACK

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2026/09/28

In this episode, we talk about: a couple that couldn't decide where to give birth, some eggs that were found in the milk drawer, some intercourse that was described as spider-like, a listener pet sitting story resulting in some dog hijinks, and a mom that wants to wear her daughter's prom dress to her wedding. We also are treated to Emo Josh's slam poetry in this week's Circle Jurdge. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Fill out this form so we can see where we align with our listeners!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Palestine Children's Relief Fund

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109:55

Ep 328: Gregorious

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2026/09/21

In this episode, we talk about: someone that did NOT want to cook for their partner's brother, a comedienne that took things too far on a cruise, a listener that lost a hot dog eating contest on the jumbotron, a husband that wakes up early to WEEP, and a sister that is dating a straight up bad person. We also go over some YouTube Music Video comments and see if Christian can name 20 actors!⁠⁠⁠⁠Fill out this form so we can see where we align with our listeners!⁠⁠⁠⁠ Palestine Children's Relief

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86:14

Ep 327: Pokémon Pronunciations

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2026/09/14

In this week's episode, we talk about: someone doing magic tricks at the wrong time in the worst way, a guy that hates promiscuity to a very worrying degree, a Trump voter that wishes it were illegal to hate him, a listener that dated above their age range, and someone that buried a cat only to have the owners demand they dig it back up. We also have Erika spake and decide how to pronounce different Pokémon!⁠⁠⁠Fill out this form so we can see where we align with our listeners!⁠⁠⁠ Palestine

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80:35

Ep 326: TENS Machine Trivia

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2026/09/07

In this week's episode, we talk about: a guy who refuses to change his underwear after a fart, someone who has invented a new way of showering, a dad that has been married 3 times, a simple request of cheddar cheese goes wrong, a listener that used too many coupons while working retail, and a Cleveland native gets abducted by aliens. We also go over new things to max in this week's circle jurdge. ⁠⁠Fill out this form so we can see where we align with our listeners!⁠⁠ Palestine Children's

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64:23

NA 52: Year End Q&A

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2026/09/03

In this episode, we take some questions from our Not Advice audience! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Judgies Merch is Available HERE!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.aurorascreaturecorner.store⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it

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Ep 325: Engagement Maxxing

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2026/08/31

In this week's episode, we talk about: a guy who refuses to change his underwear after a fart, someone who has invented a new way of showering, a dad that has been married 3 times, a simple request of cheddar cheese goes wrong, a listener that used too many coupons while working retail, and a Cleveland native gets abducted by aliens. We also go over new things to max in this week's circle jurdge. ⁠Fill out this form so we can see where we align with our listeners!⁠ Palestine Children's Relief

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88:52

Ep 324: Am I the Apple?

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2026/08/24

In this episode, we talk about: a BRAND NEW GAME SHOW that is SWEEPING THE NATION. We play three rounds of Am I the Ass (NOT SPONSORED) to figure out which one of us three is the best at judging people after all these years of doing it semi-professionally!Fill out this form so we can see where we align with our listeners! Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://tiltify.com/@judgies-pod/judgies-for-free-palestine⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Edited by:

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NA 51: Three Strikes

The Judgies ·

2026/08/20

In this episode, we take calls about: a past hookup partner failing to impress on a date, a hot pocket debacle shaking up some roommates, a mobile game that has gripped a listener, someone demanding their professor open an adult website in class, and we give some not advice on how to say goodbye! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Judgies Merch is Available HERE!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Want fun, cool stickers and

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95:25

Ep 323: SpongeBob Quotes Draft

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2026/08/17

In this episode, we talk about: a mom that WAS Brazilian, a lanky wanker in the stairwell causes some roommate drama, a wife that is getting violent during meltdowns with children in the home, a listener going through a messy breakup, and someone that doesn't want to take off their engagement ring at a wedding. We also draft some of our FAVORITE SpongeBob quotes in this week's circle jurdge. Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link:

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Ep 322: Boss's Bikini Pics

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2026/08/10

In this episode, we talk about: someone accidentally liking a boss's old bikini picture while looking for things to talk to her about, a couple gets defriended after decided to sleep at a motel instead of at their friend's parent's house, a guy messes up after hearing his sister call his wife fat, a listener's partner punches a stick of butter resulting in a fart attack, and someone is blamed for stealing their friend's boyfriend. We also see if Josh and Christian can pass a girl test in this week's

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NA 50: I Overheard A Cult Recruitment

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2026/08/06

In this episode, we take calls about: people hearing things while eavesdropping! We hear about a cult recruitment going down in a restaurant, a train that had TOO MANY characters on board, and a listener that found out their husband had Chat GPT induced psychosis. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Judgies Merch is Available HERE!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Want fun, cool stickers and

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109:46

Ep 321: Reddit Personified

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2026/08/03

In this episode, we talk about: a husband that is pooping too much, someone who is yanking the bus chain too many times, someone that smashed their friend's guitar, a listener that was being harassed by an old coworker, a guy getting caught eating too many hotdogs, and we find out about a Star Trek fan that SUCKS. We also go over some listener submitted tweets that should have banged in this week's circle Jurdge. Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link:

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Ep 320: Fat Tongue

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2026/07/27

In this episode, we talk about: a custody agreement disupte, someone who REALLY wants to control the Air Conditioning temperature, a listener that was walked in on while their partner had a full view of the goods, and someone that really wants IVF twins, despite the medical professionals telling them no. We also go over some hand written smut courtesy of Josh and AuroraPalestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link:

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NA 49: No Offence, But...

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2026/07/23

In this episode, we take calls about: a caller that got into an argument about bathroom use at the theaters, some Facebook ladies that intrigued a customer of a caller, an update/pre-date of a listener that has been on multiple dates resulting in animal deaths, a birthday prank and our suggestions, and some speed round not advice questions! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Judgies Merch is Available HERE!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Want fun, cool

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Ep 319: Tens of Women

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2026/07/20

In this episode, we talk about: a partner who was cheating with tens of women and using cancer as an excuse, someone who is worried that their friend's proposal speech is actually about them, a listener that accidentally offended their grandma, and a boyfriend's sister who was upset about a promotion. We also go over some things that we think each of us are "more likely to do" in this week's circle jurdge. Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link:

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87:57

Ep 318: Pride Tattoo

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2026/07/13

In this episode, we talk about: a guy asking a chat bot about his girlfriend's body, a misunderstood tattoo causing some regret, a person who got a swirly from their "friends," a listener that had to fake their way out of a bad date, a guy who kept going on about his thang, a mom's Facebook AI harem, and someone who had to retake an AP exam due to an unexpected pile in front of them. Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link:

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NA 48: Birthday Infidelity

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2026/07/09

In this episode, we take calls about: a listener that went to her surprise party and was confronted with their boyfriend's affair partner, a fiancé spending a bit too much time with an "old friend" from high school, and someone who had a CSI party gone wrong. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Judgies Merch is Available HERE!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Want fun, cool stickers and

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109:14

Ep 317: You Go Gurt

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2026/07/06

In this episode, we talk about: a sensory deprivation pod experience gone WRONG, someone who was gifted a lot of money, an illegal yogurt collection, a listener that had a friend breakup after a party, and a man who doesn't clean his shower. We also go over some Muppet Movie Recasts in this week's Circle Jurdge! Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://tiltify.com/@judgies-pod/judgies-for-free-palestine⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Edited by:

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