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Secret Sesh

I smoke a joint on my couch and talk to myself. That"s it. Don"t look for any deeper meaning or anything. Is this content? I don"t know. I will not acknowledge this if you bring it up. I will pretend like I have no idea what you’re talking about. Just let it be. Ok, I"ll talk to you later. I hope you"re doing better.

comedy stand-up

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00:23:39

The Millicent Affair

Secret Sesh ·

2026/09/19

Ah man. Walked by a Mexican laundromat and spilled my seltzer. They’re all laughing at me. Jeez. I got some gummy bears, though.

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00:16:27

idk64

Secret Sesh ·

2026/09/17

Man, it's a hot oneLike seven inches from the midday sunWell, I hear you whisper and the words melt everyoneBut you stay so coolMy muñequita, my Spanish Harlem Mona LisaYou're my reason for reasonThe step in my grooveAnd if you said this life ain't good enoughI would give my world to lift you upI could change my life to better suit your moodBecause you're so smoothAnd it's just like the ocean under the moonOh, it's the same as the emotion that I get from youYou got the kind

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00:19:21

Marion's Net

Secret Sesh ·

2026/08/31

A block of wood can turn into just about anything. A puppet, a stool, or a wooden dildo.

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00:15:35

Bank that Pank

Secret Sesh ·

2026/08/28

As a society, we collectively forgot about Flubber way too fast. Hell of a concept.

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00:21:58

Murph

Secret Sesh ·

2026/07/24

Don’t go gentle into that good night. Have sex with it. Hard.

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00:11:09

Mitch McConnell's Dying Wish

Secret Sesh ·

2026/07/08

That boy is dead. Dead dead dead.

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00:21:32

Fixed Gear

Secret Sesh ·

2026/07/08

Here comes the groom

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00:25:37

The Hand That Feeds

Secret Sesh ·

2026/06/28

The beef boys are in town and business isn’t just what they mean, it’s what they’re selling. Beef.

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00:25:43

John Rosenberger

Secret Sesh ·

2026/06/19

Nothing gold can stay.You never brought it up, but I have a feeling you were the only person that listened to this podcast. A mensch in every sense.I love you so much, my friend. Long live.

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00:12:47

Butter Churn

Secret Sesh ·

2026/06/17

They say you can't take it with you, but what if you could it take with?Hi, I'm Dr. Max Fine- and I am completely unaware of what the fuck I'm doing in this doctor's coat and/or office. Please return me to my wife, who is very real, and very hotl.

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00:16:00

Lime Green Firetruck (iykyk)

Secret Sesh ·

2026/06/07

Graduation is around the corner. I'm going to be a real gingerbread boy now and no one can stop me. Fuck you, Martha. I haven't forgotten what you did to Spencer's sock in 3rd grade.Nah, I don't actually know a Martha. Could you imagine?

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00:08:35

Semen Sheets

Secret Sesh ·

2026/04/26

It's cold and rainy. It's Summer. I am Steven.

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00:14:01

Live From This Guy's Bedroom

Secret Sesh ·

2026/04/06

Is nothing sacred anymore? Will the entertainment complex ever be satiated with what must surely be "too much shit?" Are you tired of losing sleep over the loss of your sanity and/or dignity? Well toil no more! With THERAPY GUN, you can end it all right now!Not to be confused with theragun, the massage tool, THERAPY GUN is just a gun. Any gun will do! Heck, you might already have a THERAPY GUN at home- how about that! You've already got a free THERAPY GUN. Eat it for breakfast,

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00:14:35

I Heard Your Boyfriend Sucks

Secret Sesh ·

2026/04/02

But I don't.That doesn't mean I'm a good partner. I just don't suck and your boyfriend does. This isn't an attempt to break y'all up- I wouldn't be a better option. You can leave him if you want to, but I'm just saying that I probably won't fulfill your needs either on an emotional level. He sucks, but I'm unavailable emotionally. That being said, if you guys do breakup and you want someone to fuck around with while you're looking for the real deal, I

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00:20:17

The Hangman Always Swings Twice

Secret Sesh ·

2026/03/30

Cut the crap. Your father's home and he is pissed. You're killing your father. Bad boy.

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00:06:47

You Want Me to Eat This?

Secret Sesh ·

2026/03/13

Listening to a lot of good music lately.

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00:06:35

Soul Skaters

Secret Sesh ·

2026/02/09

Man, whatever

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00:15:58

Let the Boy Cook

Secret Sesh ·

2026/02/04

Ate a lot of bread. I don't feel great, but I'll probably shovel some more shit down my throat before I go to bed. I guess compulsive eating is still better than pissing your pants blackout drunk on the A train to Rockaway Beach. Jah feel?

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00:08:26

This Crumb Has a Pocket

Secret Sesh ·

2026/02/02

[insert the lyrics to Smooth by Rob Thomas feat. Carlos Santana]

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00:08:37

Perpetual Reality

Secret Sesh ·

2026/02/02

Oh great, someone farted and clearly had a baguette last night. smdh

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