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Secret Sesh

I smoke a joint on my couch and talk to myself. That"s it. Don"t look for any deeper meaning or anything. Is this content? I don"t know. I will not acknowledge this if you bring it up. I will pretend like I have no idea what you’re talking about. Just let it be. Ok, I"ll talk to you later. I hope you"re doing better.

comedy stand-up

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00:11:03

I Was a Teenage Mortician

Secret Sesh ·

2025/11/01

"Scream for your friend!"The words were as stale as the crust on the back tag of his underwear. He was about 41 at the time. Limber, but aged like the old oak that his dad built a treehouse in back when Paul was 13. Oh, Paul. Whatever happened to Paul????

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01:04:11

Liz Phair

Secret Sesh ·

2025/10/27

Omfg!!!! I got Liz Phair to do the pod!!!!

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00:21:57

Hamburger and His Helpers

Secret Sesh ·

2025/10/27

If cows could milk themselves... man, we'd probably never see them again.

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00:12:56

Slope Spudz: A Potato Goes Skiing

Secret Sesh ·

2025/10/24

Yeah man, this shit. This shit right here is the bees’ mothetfucking knees. I don’t think bees actually have knees. Makes you wonder.

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00:19:39

The Lina Thumble (Thumblelina)

Secret Sesh ·

2025/10/12

Shit, the horsies got through the damn barn door, again. I thought I locked it tighter last night. Well, I'll be a horsie's ass if I do that again. Aw man, the chickens are fartin' out a butt storm. I shouldn't have done this farm Airbnb.

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00:15:08

Here's the Deal

Secret Sesh ·

2025/10/10

Ok, I got into a fight with my cat, Zenon, while she was ripping up paper on my desk. My other cat, Philly, walked in at some point. I hit the transcribe button and this is what happened: stop that. Hey Zenon stop Z put it down you're looking at me like you're gonna do something Zenon. Stop hey hey hey stop hey hey get down hey oh Philly what's up dude's Zenon come here get in the chair and stop ripping shit up come on come on come on sweetie. I love you. ZZBDV come on baby. Good

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00:17:54

It Gets Better

Secret Sesh ·

2025/09/26

Man, I am fucking bummed. But that doesn't stop the brittle from brattle- you know what I mean? I'm talking soft cats and pretzels of the also soft nature. Can you dig it??? It's been DUG!!!!

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00:13:15

A Germ Grows in Brooklyn

Secret Sesh ·

2025/09/12

Here we are, at the precipice of collapse. All seems lost, but rest assured- there is gold in my ass. I've put sixteen gold bars in various asses around New York City. If you can find the golden ass bar, you can trade it in for a voucher that will give you a code that allows you one (1) vending machine item, every day. That's right, exchange the bar of ass gold and you can get Doritos for free, one time, every day.

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00:08:54

PeePants: The Story of One Man's Poopy Peepee

Secret Sesh ·

2025/09/06

I like to think of myself as a pretty smart guy. Like I have taste and culture, and here I am naming an episode of my secret fucking podcast "PeePants: The Story of One Man's Poopy Peepee." I'm 33 years old. I should have a family. Or at least someone's family. Can I have your family? Let's make a deal, here. Come on- let me be your father. I'd be a good dad- or I think the kids would like me. Oh no, I'm becoming my mother.

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00:21:59

The Paisley Affair

Secret Sesh ·

2025/09/01

Dude, sometimes I think I am a real bonehead. Other times, I think I'm a real Sasquatch.I think you get what I'm saying.

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00:42:53

The Podcastization of the Novelization of Bill and...

Secret Sesh ·

2025/08/22

Sometimes you gotta take it back to Bermuda. Where the grass is green, or at least, I think it probably is. I've never been to Bermuda and fuck you for trying to give me guff about it. Why I oughta... honestly, I'm gonna probably look into how to best make an incredibly buttery and heart-stopping pretzel at home. Auntie Anne's style- the big time. There actually used to be a great spot in the Delta terminal at JFK, but that was probably over 10 years ago. My, how the time flies when

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00:12:12

Your Fist - My Teeth: A Love Story

Secret Sesh ·

2025/08/06

I've mistaken multiple ducks for geese, but I've never found a goose be golden**That being said, I am colorblind

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00:13:08

Anti-Virus

Secret Sesh ·

2025/07/21

My grandma’s finger tips! These were the last images I could recall when the morphine drip hit my veins. Let’s make the sausage, boys.

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00:12:16

Clerical Error (the prophet comes to San Diego)

Secret Sesh ·

2025/07/15

Gloves. Balls. Bats. These are all in my friend's sex dungeon. He is 13 feet tall and doesn't have many allies. But I stand by him, left, right, and center (but not center right).There will be blood, there will be pie, there will be a lot of fun to be had at my friend's sex dungeon party! Make sure that you come in your Sunday* best! We'll have punch, we'll get drunk, and we'll all make love in my good friend's sex dungeon at his sex dungeon party!+1s are encouraged, but please don't bring someone

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00:23:39

Unplug

Secret Sesh ·

2025/07/13

Dude, I got an insane calzone tonight. It was pretty awesome because I was able to utilize a buy 1 get 1 (BOGO) deal. Unfortunately, they did not add in the sausage I requested. Rats. Luckily, I was refunded the $4 for the cost- which is actually $2 more because of how the coupon factored in sausage to both. I also robbed a candy store but only took the sour stuff. Keep your money. Capitalism has destroyed your sweet tooth. Lockheed Martin.

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00:15:59

Petrified Core

Secret Sesh ·

2025/07/11

Uh oh, there’s trouble in hunk town. We’ve got holes to fill!

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00:18:37

You Can Change Your Life

Secret Sesh ·

2025/06/24

Lightning crashesA new mother criesHer placenta falls to the floorThe angel opens her eyesThe confusion sets inBefore the doctor can even close the doorLightning crashesAn old mother diesHer intentions fall to the floorThe angel closes her eyesThe confusion that was hersBelongs now to the baby down the hallOh, now I feel it coming back againLike a rolling thunder chasing the windForces pulling from the center of the Earth againI can feel itLightning crashesA new mother criesThis moment she's

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00:10:04

Full Ass

Secret Sesh ·

2025/06/16

I heard the ring a ding ding and the lights went "dim"

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00:08:58

Cartwheel City

Secret Sesh ·

2025/06/09

Wheel's stuck in the mud again. Gonna be a long Summer.

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00:17:30

The Duck People Problem

Secret Sesh ·

2025/05/27

Sometimes they come at night. Sometimes they come in the morning. Sometimes they don't come at all. Your parents do have a lot of sex, though.

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