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Two Average Chimps

Two Average Chimps

Matt and Mike are two friends sitting in a garage having absurd, quasi-intellectual, and sometimes funny conversations about life in their forties, all whilst having a drink or three.

comedy comedy interviews

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00:54:06

The Chimps Are Back In Town!

Two Average Chimps ·

2026/09/23

Mike and Matt molest the microphones after a VERY brief hiatus (a year and a month) and discuss shenanigans just like old times.

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01:00:48

2AC S4 Ep. 13 - Neck Punches for Everyone

Two Average Chimps ·

2025/08/08

Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss those around them who need neck punches and the art of subtle parenting, all whilst sipping Wild Turkey Kentucky Spirit Single Barrel Whiskey.

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01:02:12

2AC S4 Ep. 12 - Summertime is Hot

Two Average Chimps ·

2025/07/31

Mike and Matt molest the microphones and discuss summer vacations, the passing of icons of their childhood, and whatever else pops into their chimp brains, all whilst sipping Redwood Empire Pipe Dream Whiskey.

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01:02:07

2AC S4 Ep. 11- Braless in a Midlife Crisis

Two Average Chimps ·

2025/07/11

Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss midlife crises, yay or nay on going braless, and face sitting, all whilst sipping Hogsworth bourbon whiskey with Armagnac.

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01:00:15

2AC S4 Ep. 10 - Socially AI Chimps

Two Average Chimps ·

2025/06/25

Mike and Matt molest the microphones and discuss the Chimp socials, AI art, Father's Day, and the Jr Chimps getting all grown up, all whilst sipping Sazerac straight rye whiskey.

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01:01:43

2AC S4 Ep. 9 - Pillow Power

Two Average Chimps ·

2025/05/30

Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss graduation season, professional pillow fighting on the Ocho, and honest obituaries, all whilst sipping Kirkland Small Batch Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey.

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01:01:21

2AC S4 EP8 Al Fresco Animals

Two Average Chimps ·

2025/04/25

Matt and Mike molest the microphones for the first Al Fresco episode of the season and discuss Easter, the emergence of T&T, and dance competition animals, all whislt sipping American Highway Kentucky straight bourbon.

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01:01:42

2AC S4 Ep 7 - Chimps Tangled in Tangents

Two Average Chimps ·

2025/04/11

Mike and Matt molest the microphones, ditch the script for a night, and follow tangents all whilst sipping Lusty Claw Selected Kentucky Straight Bourbon.

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01:02:23

2AC S4 Ep 6 Two Chimps, One Farm

Two Average Chimps ·

2025/03/28

Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss a visit to our Nation's Capital, a game of bingo, and two chimps on a farm, all whilst sipping Rabbit Hole Cavehill Kentucky single barrel whiskey. https://twoaveragechimps.com/

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01:01:55

2AC S4 E5 Mindfully Sending Nudes

Two Average Chimps ·

2025/03/13

Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss Chimp mindfulness, sending nudes, and Matt's new bus crush, all whilst sipping Rye 3 whiskey.

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00:59:12

2AC S4 Ep 4 Hot Boxing Valentines

Two Average Chimps ·

2025/02/21

Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss hot-boxing stairwells, why Valentine's Day sucks, and cranky old people, all whilst sipping Old Bardstown Kentucky Straight Bourbon.

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01:01:57

2AC S4 Ep3 You Really Shouldn't Put That There

Two Average Chimps ·

2025/02/07

Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss people molesting themselves dangerously, all whilst sipping Green River Wheated Kentucky Straight Bourbon.

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01:00:32

2AC S4 Ep. 2 Man Versus Hands

Two Average Chimps ·

2025/01/31

Mike and Matt molest the microphones and discuss a Mass-Hole tournament, Man Vs. Food, and a whole new meaning to sitting on your hands, all whilst sipping Elijah Craig Toasted Barrel Kentucky Straight Bourbon.

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01:01:05

2AC S4 Ep1 - Holiday Hot Box Karma

Two Average Chimps ·

2025/01/10

Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss the new season of Chimps, Holiday celebrations, Hot Box Karma, and Frank's OnlyFans page, all whilst sipping Tullabardine Single Malt Scotch Whiskey.

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00:59:22

S3 Ep. 17 - Nashville Holidays

Two Average Chimps ·

2024/12/17

Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss a hockey tourney in Nashville, Thanksgiving, and getting ready for Christmas, all whilst sipping Tomintoul Speyside Glenlivet Scotch Whiskey, aged 16 years.

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01:01:44

S3 Ep. 16 - Happy Ghost Season

Two Average Chimps ·

2024/11/08

Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss Halloween, the official kick-off of the holiday season, and ghost tales, all whilst sipping Dad's Old Hat Rye Whiskey.

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01:00:08

S3 EP. 15 - A Nostalgic J.O.

Two Average Chimps ·

2024/10/24

Mike and Matt molest the microphones and discuss Halloween, why Grandpa Joe is a J.O., and the movies from our childhood, all whilst sipping King's Falcon Speyside Single Malt Scotch Whiskey.

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01:01:03

S3 Ep. 14 - Traveling with Gen-Pop

Two Average Chimps ·

2024/10/12

Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss the joys of public transportation, vanity plates, and an update on Farts in a Jar Guy, all whilst sipping George Remus straight bourbon whiskey.

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01:01:39

S3 Ep. 13 - Whiskey Toilet Wouldn't Rather

Two Average Chimps ·

2024/09/12

Mike and Matt molest the microphones and discuss terrible whiskey, a bathroom symphony, and a "Would You Rather" you WOULDN'T rather, all whilst sipping Toki Suntory Japanese Whiskey.

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01:02:04

S3 Ep. 12 Expensive and Not Slim

Two Average Chimps ·

2024/08/29

Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss the summer hiatus, the most magical expense on earth, and two husky Chimps judging the rest of the not-slim world, all whilst sipping Coit Spirts Indiana Straight Bourbon Whiskey.

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