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PODCAST

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

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19:30

WATFORD FC WOMEN 3-0 CHELTENHAM TOWN

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2026/02/22

A match disrupted by a medical emergency that saw both clubs medical teams respond to great affect, went the way of the Hornets who retained their concentration to keep themselves at the top of the table - next stop Billericay Town Away.COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve

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52:14

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - WATFORD 2-0 DERBY

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2026/02/22

Hear the final fan calls and the 5 word, long form and YouTube comments in part 2. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg

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55:43

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - WATFORD 2-0 DERBY

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2026/02/21

A clean sheet and two goals from two centre forwards. Its not perfect but its certainly an encouraging start under Ed Still. Three wingers withdrawing from the action means that it is not all good news but most listeners were happy with what they have seen from the last three halves of football from the Hornets - fingers crossed it continues. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman,

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47:04

OPPOSITION VIEW - IPSWICH TOWN (HOME)

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2026/02/21

Pete catches up with Benjamin Bloom on Ipswich Town, parachute clubs coming back down. The idiots discuss programmes both old, new and stuck under Xmas trees and Carl explains why his Wi-Fi is like a bad step dad! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey

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29:07

OPPOSITION VIEW - DERBY COUNTY (HOME)

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2026/02/17

We chat with Jake from RamsTalk about a good season that has seen the Rams evolve under former Hornet skipper John Eustace. Despite iffy wifi we cover Carlton Morris injury and what Derby have done to compensate plus a lot about murkins!!COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil

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55:57

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - PNEFC 2-2 WFC

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2026/02/15

Hear part two of the post match phone in after a strange yet wonderful game at Deepdale. We have a a couple of debut callers including Vazha from Tbilisi to give us loads of information about our 3 Georgians, including Chakvetadze's injury record, international details and why we may get our Giorgi back to normal once he recovers fully from injury - fingers crossed.Thank you as always to everyone who listens and/or contributes. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not

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46:36

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - PNEFC 2-2 WFC

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2026/02/14

A funny old game of two halves!! After an interesting week the Ed Still era at Watford looked like getting off to an inauspicious start as the first half saw poor defending giving the Lilywhites a very deserved lead. Nothing in that first half indicated what was to come in the second half. Fan favourite Baah and increased level of controlled aggression and desire from the Hornets give possibly the best half of football seen from a Watford team in some time and gets many of the callers enthusiastic

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37:14

STUFF & NONSENSE - PART TWO

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2026/02/14

We go through some of the pre manager appointment questions and tackle subjects such as Watford FC if it were a recurring film rather than the same season being repeated over and over again, alternative run out music and Carl explains what "Holiday Pirates" are!!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von

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42:03

STUFF & NONSENSE - PART ONE

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2026/02/13

We get together for the first time in ages to chew over the issues of the day which include Ed Still, Hansa Rostock, Play Off amendment proposals and Eni Aluko. Tomorrow part two will have the Q&A. COYH!!This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey

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38:38

OPPOSITION VIEW - PRESTON NORTH END

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2026/02/11

We chat with Oli from the Butter Pie Podcast about all things Preston North End, Prediction Leagues and why Carls head resembles a potato!COYH!!This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul

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75:27

POST MANAGER APPOINTMENT PHONE IN

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2026/02/09

Is Ed still here? Yes for the time being. There are going to be a lot of jokes like - sorry! Pete gives some background to our leftfield appointment and looks at his success or otherwise as Head Coach at three Belgian teams and we hear from supporters their reaction to the new head coach - Ed Still joining the club, COYH!!This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean

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19:48

WATFORD WOMEN 4-3 OXFORD UNITED

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2026/02/08

A quite remarkable game where both teams went flat out from start to final whistle!! Chewbacca, Emma Thompson and Michael McIntyre feature in sillier moments on the terraces but the game as a spectacle was as compelling an advert for Womens National Football as you will find!COYH!!This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John

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73:40

POST MATCH PHONE IN - SOUTHAMPTON 1-0 WATFORD

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2026/02/07

A frustrating game where a substitution of a player at a defensive corner results in the newly arrived sub losing his man for the decisive goal, is frustrating enough but we rue a poor second half and a lack f fire power as we have not scored since Blackburn Rovers away! COYH!!This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark

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34:12

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - SOUTHAMPTON (AWAY)

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2026/02/04

We chat with Football Martin from Southampton and cover off their ex managers that might become our new latest manager, we hear about their transfer window (be careful what you wish for Hornets fans!!) and Carl and Justin are trying out a new tactic in the prediction league by being even more grumpy whilst people appear to be passing away near AFC Postbox!!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris

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44:13

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 2 HULL CITY 0-0 WATFORD

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2026/02/04

Here is the rest of the chat after the impressive 0-0 at the MKM stadium. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le –

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51:20

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - HULL CITY 0-0 WATFORD

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2026/02/04

With "The three amigo's" in charge the fan react to a performance that was not only vastly improved but included some major roles for players previously banished to the hinterlands. Whilst a goal short of a perfect away performance there was enough here to impress most whilst trying not to get carried away - well maybe just a bit! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul

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61:38

POST WINDOW PHONE IN - PART 2

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2026/02/03

The rest of the reaction from fans and a deliberation as to if we are stronger than the start of January if the 4 signings have only made 9 first team appearances this season. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper

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60:23

POST WINDOW PHONE IN - PART ONE

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2026/02/03

Pete talks through the signings and then has some nice chats before John insists that Pete picks the team!!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl

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21:28

Radio Gibberish

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2026/02/03

We darken the doors of some rather fine broadcasters with inane nonsense on the departure of yet another manager and this time one that many supporters had a soft spot for.... COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper

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80:45

Gracia Gone Again!

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2026/02/01

Hear the initial fan reaction to the news that Javi has resigned. The deliberation goes between the repeated down turns in performances in January each season coinciding with the January transfer window which never seems to provide what the Head Coach is happy with and the misalignment between our head coaches short term goals and the longer term recruitment requirement to turn a profit on exciting players.COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge

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