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Somebody Save Me: The Official, but MOSTLY Unofficial, Smallville Podcast

Two Nerdy Idiots

Two Nerdy Idiots take fans and listeners on a fun and ridiculous ride to review every episode of the hit DC Comics television show Smallville.Theme Song: Save Me by Remy ZeroFollow us on Twitter: @SomebodySave_MeEpisodes also available on Youtube, Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music, Pandora and all other available streaming platforms.Contact: somebodysaveme1938@gmail.comDISCLAIMER: We do not own nor do we pretend to own any music or videos that are played during the episodes. We mean only to review and

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02:14:13

#9.19 - Charade

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2025/10/28

Clark Kent v The Blur: Who does Lois love more?Lois and Clark get their jobs pitted against one another by the Daily Planet's new editor-in-chief. Ex-D.A. Ray the NutSacks is out of prison and ready for his revenge on Lois and The Blur. Chloe, a.k.a. Watchtower, is practically useless nowadays. Lois basically admits that The Blur is more important than her boyfriend. Checkmate makes a return with their new black king and he is, in fact, NOT black. Gil Bellows (Chucky, The Shawshank Redemption)

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02:11:04

#9.18 - Upgrade

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2025/10/21

Metallo, Pt. II: Clark & Zod Forever <3Thanks to Tess, John Corben is back and with a new upgrade: The Nice Guy Enhancer. Chloe tracks down Tess' lab for Clark, but little do they know that it's filled with red Kryptonite. Once Clark, or our favorite "Kal", is infected he falls in love with Zod because of his superpowers and takes him to the fortress to meet daddy. Meanwhile, Lois tries to get John out of the state and Chloe and Tess realize they are best friends/twins

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01:46:10

#9.17 - Checkmate

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2025/10/14

THIS IS THE WORST GAME OF CHESS ANYONE'S EVER SEEN!Checkmate is back, with Amanda Waller, and guess who they want? CHLOE, a.k.a. Watchtower! Clark is apparently super selfish for not checking in with Chloe on his every move. Somehow Tess just now finds out that Oliver is Green Arrow. Detective John Jones is being sketchy. Checkmate kidnaps Chloe, so Clark has to break some legs. Oh, and no Lois? Chess sucks!Phil Morris (Doom Patrol, Seinfeld) returns as DC Comics original character Martian

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02:11:20

#9.16 - Escape

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2025/10/08

Couples Retreat: The Smallville EditionThe Nurse and her sister join us as special guest hosts for this romantic couples getaway!Clark finds some time to plan a romantic weekend with Lois at the ever-so-famous McDougle Inn. Little do they know the most horrible couple, Chloe and Oliver, is also doing their own romantic getaway at the very same place. On top of that, the inn is haunted by the soul of Silver Banshee and is casually murdering men only (sexist, much?). Meanwhile, an even worse couple is

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01:52:22

#9.15 - Conspiracy

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2025/09/30

Dr. Beanie and His Bloody LimbsThe Kandorian's secret human experiments come back to bite them after a previous victim kidnaps the three who were in charge, and one happens to be the sister of Faora. Clark tries to help, but is too high to solve the crime all on his own. Who else can help, you ask? LOIS AND ZOD, OF COURSE (eww)! Meanwhile, Oliver figures out Chloe has been stealing money from him in order to create a mass array of kryptonite weaponry. Also, Zod has a sweet surprise at the end

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01:56:03

#9.14 - Persuasion

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2025/09/23

Smallville Presents: Crimson, Pt. II and Zod's 9/11It's Valentine's Day and Lois refuses to do anything romantic with Clark, but he isn't helping either. After a blast of fairy dust, a.k.a. PCP, laced with Gemstone Kryptonite, Clark now has the ability to "persuade" the people he talks to. Lois becomes a traditional housewife. Chloe somehow gets worse and is a psychotic C.K. bodyguard. Even Clark persuades himself to try and kill Tess after Zod tells him she killed the

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02:11:13

#9.13 - Warrior

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2025/09/17

SKCUS GNI***F LLITS EOLHCZatanna is back and hotter than ever before, and sort of slutty? Either way, it's time to go "BIG" at the Metropolis Wonder-Con! A kid named Alec turns into an adult superhero after reading a cursed Warrior Angel comic book, courtesy of Zatanna's late father. Chloe shows us she's into REALLY young men. Clark and Lois still won't put out for each other. Serinda Swan (Reacher, The Coroner, Ballers) makes her second appearance as DC Comics original

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02:13:21

#9.12 - Absolute Justice, Pt. II: Legends

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2025/09/12

"You are of value, Clark Kent."After part one, Clark and his worst friends all get together to team-up with some of the J.S.A. members. The heroes go after The Icicle once they find out his weaknesses, with some sacrifices along the way (R.I.P. Kent Nelson). Unknown to them, The Icicle was hired by Amanda Waller, an agent of a group called Checkmate. Waller, a.k.a. "The White Queen", lures Lois into her schemes, while Tess seems to be super jealous and continues to do things that make no sense.Pam

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02:12:02

#9.11 - Absolute Justice, Pt. I: Society

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2025/09/11

What's the "J.S.A."?That's right nerds, it's time for the golden age heroes to make their Smallville debut. After the Star-Spangled Kid and the Sandman are murdered by a villain named "The Icicle", the gang gets together in order to find out why he is picking off retired heroes one-by-one. As Oliver pursues a high school girl, Clark and Chloe bust out the Daily Planet archives to learn that this team of heroes were framed for crimes they never committed. That team's name is The Justice Society of

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01:55:50

#9.10 - Disciple

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2025/09/03

NO LOVERS. NO ALLIES. NO HOOKERS.Oliver's old mentor, Vordigan, comes into town to remind his former student of the vows he took. First, the Dark Archer ruins Lois and Clark's date night. Second, he attacks Chloe, who deserves it by the way. Third, he kidnaps Oliver's favorite hooker (oops, we meant "disciple") Mia, a.k.a. Speedy. Lastly, he wants an honorable death from his protege. What does Oliver do? Chokes out his hooker Speedy, and then mopes around Metropolis because Lois and Clark are

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01:52:22

#9.9 - Pandora

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2025/08/26

SUMMERHOLT LIVES ON!The time has come to dive into the not-so-distant future. Coming off her kissing seizure last episode, Lois gets unknowingly kidnapped by Tess and Stuart in order to unlock her future timeline memories. In this apocalyptic future, Zod and the Kandorians/Kryptonians obtain their powers under a red sun, take over the world, and turn the Kent Farm into a human concentration camp. The Idiot BFF Gang (Chloe & Oliver) find out Lois is at Belle Reve, then informs Clark so he can get

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02:03:53

#9.8 - Idol

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2025/08/19

Two Nerdy Idiots vs. The Wonder Twins: Who is more dumb?Lois is back and is experiencing more intense visions from her trip to the future. As she attempts processing that on top of kissing Clark, Lois decides to go to therapy. Clark has two fans, Zan and Jayna, stopping crime and posing as his hero identity The Blur. While their intentions are good, the twins absolutely suck as heroes and get The Blur in the crosshairs of Metropolis' crooked District Attorney. Chloe somehow keeps beating her own

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02:05:56

#9.7 - Kandor

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2025/08/12

Jor-El & Major Zod: The Last Blokes of KryptonZor-El and Lara had their turn, now it's time for Clone Jor-El to make an appearance! Jor-El arrives at the Kent farm and tells the origin of the infamous purple orb, as well as his relationship with his BFF Zod. Tess wiggles her way in-between the two BFFs in order to "protect" Clark and his identity. Clark is upset his papa doesn't care to see him (he doesn't even know you bro). Oliver is just background noise. Chloe is now

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02:03:41

#9.6 - Crossfire

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2025/08/05

TRUE LOVE'S FIRST KISSLois and Clark land a pilot audition as cohosts for the news show Good Morning, Metropolis. While she is chasing a new career move, Clark just wants to get a second date with Lois. As they battle it out with their Online Dating story, Oliver finds a new "sidekick" in the form of a prostitute named Mia. That's right everyone, Speedy is here and Smallville made her a fight clubbing hooker! Make sure to listen to hear how Chloe has moved up the BFF ladder above

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01:50:08

#9.5 - Roulette

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2025/07/29

Roulette: The Chloe Sullivan EditionIt's Oliver's birthday, so why not go and place the most awful bets at the underground casino. After being roofied by the "owner" of the casino, Oliver's life becomes an insane and stupid test to prove he's still a hero inside. Lois tries to track down Oliver so she can play beer pong. Clark finds out more clues about the missing Kandorians. Oh, and have we mentioned Chloe is THE worst friend?Enjoy the show and don't forget to leave

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01:52:09

#9.4 - Echo

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2025/07/22

Smallville Presents: Fat Toy-Lover vs. Suicidal BillionaireThe infamous Winslow Schott, a.k.a. Toyman, returns this week and he's here for revenge against Oliver Queen. After Toyman's first bomb attempt against Queen Industries, Clark is gifted with the power of reading minds (thanks daddy Jor-El). Clark uses his new power to stop crime, but also to stand-up Lois on a "date" that he planned. Chloe continues to fume with jealousy of Lois' relationship with Clark. Tess tracks down Oliver and saves all

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01:55:16

#9.3 - Rabid

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2025/07/16

28 Days Later: The Smallville EditionSeems like the writers were thin on story ideas this time around and brought us Thirst, Pt. II. A random case of kryptonite rabies has hit Metropolis, but looks like instead of vampires we get horny zombies. Clark continues his hero work while working at the Daily Planet. Oliver is still moping for no reason, and manages to let Lois turn into a zombie. Tess infects almost half the city. Chloe, who is still a villain, teams up with Emil to find a cure. Major Zod

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01:52:35

#9.2 - Metallo

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2025/07/08

John Corben: Former active duty military turns grotesque cyborg psycho. Things get pretty gross this week when John Corben surgically receives a kryptonite heart after getting smashed by a truck (look both ways much?). As John starts to spiral, all he can think about is taking the The Blur down, a.k.a. Clark. Chloe is getting extremely jealous, and annoying, of Lois since Clark made her his new sidekick. Tess hired a new assistant to help track down Major Zod and the Kandorians so she can get more

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02:08:04

#9.1 - Savior

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2025/07/01

Smallville Presents: Kal-El and the Kryptonian BlokesWho would've thought three weeks could change so much? Clark is finally completing his training from Jor-El, but gets stalled by Lois returning from the future with a female assassin, a.k.a. Future Babe. Zod is finally here, in the flesh, and he's been beating up Tess non-stop with his Kryptonian posse. Lois meets a new reporter. Oliver joined a jeans-only fight club. Chloe is guilt tripping Clark into going back in time to save Jimmy so

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03:35:54

The Fog ['05 Remake Review]

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2025/06/20

Blood for Blood!Time for another round of Film Friday, but this time we step away from the wushu and instead immerse ourselves into The Fog at Antonio Bay. Join us in the review of the remake of John Carpenter's The Fog (1980) starring Tom Welling, Maggie Grace and Selma Blair. Is the movie worth watching? No. Do we have fun? Also no. But hey, are we the Two Nerdy Idiots? YOU BET YOUR ASS!Tom Welling stars as Nick CastleMaggie Grace stars as Elizabeth Williams/DaneSelma Blair stars as Stevie

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