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Legs & Eggs

Made in the 70s and acid washed in the 90s Legs & Eggs is Heather, Klem Stump, and Fupa Jones. You’re cool and we know it. You know Baby Jessica was put in a well to die. Your teachers made you watch the Challenger explode on live TV. It isn’t weird that Magic Johnson had AIDS and then didn’t. It’s why you are the way you are.You’ll go places you’ve always thought to go but never wanted to go alone. Like a glory hole or The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. We’ll take you and you won’t have to get

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44:48

Ryan White Privilege

Legs & Eggs ·

2025/08/28

Maniga Mia! An episode so good Elton John would eulogize it with the same song over and over and over again my friend aw you don’t believe we’re on the eve of deez nutz, son.So what we got? Everyone’s favorite virus! A whole lot of Johnny Damon cuz we saw him on the tee-vee and we’re like “WTF it’s John Damon now?” and he has big honkers. That’s why I marry him. You can dress him up real nice.You wants facts? We got facts. Potato facts. You can take that to the potato bank. It’s my second favorite

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52:09

Gennifer Flowers For Algernon

Legs & Eggs ·

2025/08/06

Holy shit it’s two episodes in, like, one week. You ever try fitting two things into one thing? It makes crumbs all over the place.This time we have FOX and JULIO from The Conspiracy Soldiers’ Podcast. We don’t even talk about conspiracies and only a little bit about soldiers. Also there’s no audible kissing. It’s all quiet and sneaky-like. Are they kissing? Who is kissing? We don’t know.All that and Heather is still on vacation. She does vacation things like drink wine and cry about Andy Kaufman

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52:51

Yeast In My Tater Chowder

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2025/07/30

Grease the skids. Skid ‘em good. Slide the wheel. Feel the steel. Banana Steele. That’s my name. My dad is Remington and I’m about to shave you nasty.Welcome back to Legs & Eggs, everyone. I’m your host Fupa Jones and we’re back with more sound. And more Shidder Mob. Goin’ Mobb Deep with Shidder Mob. So deep, so deep, it put Deepak Chopra to sleep. RIP Deepak. Spent the extra $129 on his pawprint. It has the same number of fingers as Rahm Emmanuel.You know what else? Heather goes to work! She

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38:06

Do Balls Touch?

Legs & Eggs ·

2025/04/15

Come and knock on our door. Come and sit on our couch. Come shine a black light on our couch and wonder what on earth can make a splatter that shape.Come get stripped down with us. We just chilling at home. We getting sensual under the covers. Klem drops a Top Ten in the tub. Heather smokes a cigarette and we haaaaaaaaaaangin’. We talkin’ bout practice. By “practice” I mean double penetration. That’s two penetrations going on at once. What is there to say about it? Does jet fuel melt steel peens

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1:00:04

There are 75 Elevators

Legs & Eggs ·

2025/03/06

We have more Shidder Mob.It’s not a secret.We’re telling you right nowBefore you leak itHave you hugged your kid today? Specifically, have you hugged your kid in a Chinese restaurant on Cape Cod? Does your finger have a name? Is it Chester? Chester the Finger? I know a finger. His name is Finger. He hangs out with Hal but that’s a story for another time because we have more SHIDDER MOB and a whole bunch of other business to get to.So let’s get this business to the front. We have MORE SHIDDER MOB! We

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51:08

The Year of The Shid

Legs & Eggs ·

2025/02/23

SHIDDER MOB IS HERE! A$AP SHID and THE SHITMAN from SHIDDER MOB talk all things Shidder Mob. We mob out to that shid. They’re in their prime strapping years. We strap it on and shid it out and when all is said and done it’s Shidder Mob. And boy does it get done. With Shid. Shidder Mob.And what else? We’ve got HEATHER’S SWEET VACATION PLANS for the Legs & Eggs throuple! Planes crash and placentas fall to the floor! We visit La Isla de Sensuá’ de Fupa Jones! We find out why Klem is green! Is it

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48:06

Holes and Fudge are Easy

Legs & Eggs ·

2024/11/04

It's Election Season. Who doesn't want more election coverage? Everyone is so excited about the election. No one is tired. We've got some election predictions for you. We've also got other stuff. Lots of other things. Things like Fox and Julio from Conspiracy Soldiers. What Heather would do to Eminem if he asked. Fupa Jones sings and you'll love it. Klem Stump sings and you'll hate it. Enjoy this episode on the last day of Election Season.Find all our info here. Hosted on Acast. See

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48:41

this pumpkin has a butthole

Legs & Eggs ·

2024/10/17

Like sands through da muthafuckin’ hourglass, these are the LEGS & EGGS OF OUR LIVES!!!We’re back with a smooth one!Gaveenreturns with Klem and Fupa. The three ball out and explore the world of space ghosts (different from the guy named Space Ghost, you’'ll see) while they get hype for Tubi Tuesday. All the while Heather cleans her house and drinks some Oreo coke! Klem poops a smooth one! Eminem becomes a grandfather! And holy shit, a song from our buddy Stewart from21st Century Podcast. We got

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44:03

Adult Baby Diaper Lover Spa

Legs & Eggs ·

2024/09/28

You’re a prebiotic soda. Yes you are. And you’re about to be drank by Heather. Oh yeah. That’s where you’re gonna become biotic. She’s your mom. She’s our mom. She’s everyone’s mom.Legs & Eggs: The Podcast is back. Back like Sir Mix-A-Lot’s baby. Heather shits on Billboard’s Top 10 Rock Singers list while simultaneously believing that Jon Bon Jovi should be on it. She also reviews food, like — you guessed it — prebiotic soda. There’s more with Fox and Julio from Conspiracy Soldiers who inform us

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45:04

at the urinal with your pants down

Legs & Eggs ·

2024/09/11

It’s 9/11.And Legs & Eggs is back again from the depths of your soul to the front of your face.Guten tag, bitchez!Guten tag!Today we celebrate the birth of Freedom Fries and the death of Saddam Hussein. Today we fly the corn muffin at half-mast. Today we remember to not forget.Celebrating with us for the first time ever is the one, the only GAVEEN! Let’s welcome Gaveen to the podcast! We've got new songs. We’ve got old songs. We’ve got cat hairs in our ears. We’ve got Bernie Kolfeld with more

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55:11

It's Joever!

Legs & Eggs ·

2024/07/22

OR IMMEDIATE RELEASE!Joe’s dropping out. We had thoughts. You need to hear them. Listen to Fupa, Klem, and Heather react to the news of Joe Biden dropping out of the Presidential race. We all know they’ve been holding him up Weekend at Bernie’s style for months anyway.They drone struck and missed Cher’s Diner and Joe got retired so Val Kilmer is now President for the next 38 days until Jojo Siwa becomes Doja Cqt and we all can walk again. Jesus H Motherfucking Christ Hosted on Acast. See

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1:09:50

Best of Klem Stump

Legs & Eggs ·

2024/06/13

This morning Klem wrapped herself around me and said "you like me because I have big titties".Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you The Best of the rest of Klem Stump Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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51:34

Best of Heather

Legs & Eggs ·

2024/06/06

What can we say about Heather that hasn’t been said before? We can’t. It has all been said before because Heather is the most basic of all basic bitches. Heather invented basic. You’ve heard of NormCore. Well, Heather inspired it with her infinite power of basic. Being that basic can make a girl tired. And oh boy is Heather tired. She’s exhausted with all the stupidity in the world. She’d like everyone to shut up and let her enjoy a glass of wine and a cigarette. Heather’s a mom. She’s not your mom

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44:20

Best of Fupa Jones

Legs & Eggs ·

2024/05/30

Who is Fupa Jones? He’s a man with a plan. A rebel without a cause. He’s 3 children in a trench coat. Fupa Jones is all of us. He’s none of us. He’s an Actor, in a bathtub. It’s Fupa Jones’, the actor’s bathtub. The bathtub of Fupa Jones, the actor. Fupa Jones is a poet. A beautiful poet. A hopefully someday award winning poet. He’s the man who brought us the hits Spaceman Dan and Kobe Bryant is on Fire. Is he a drug addled podcaster from Brooklyn? Is he an anti government edge lord? He is all of

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59:38

Good Morning and Thanks for Coming

Legs & Eggs ·

2024/05/23

All the Wolf you love to eat! This episode is like a burrito that’s choc full o’ Wolf Blitzer. You thought you knew Wolf Blitzer but you don’t know Wolf Blitzer like we know Wolf Blitzer so you ain’t got no fuckin’ idea what you’re talkin’ bout when you bring that weak-ass Wolf Blitzer shit into my Wplf Blitzer motherfuckin house motherfuckersWe got our friends The Dillon Street Boys from Swamp Talk with us this week. We got Heather educating us about her favorite Billy Joel song, River Of

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1:18:23

It's Called Soaking

Legs & Eggs ·

2024/05/16

Before Bernie Kolfeld. Before Heather Facts. Before Toilet Talk with Klem Stump.Before Legs & Eggs there was a man, a woman, and a plan. It was a canal. It was a house. An Anal House.Legs & Eggs presents an episode of Anal House, Klem and Fupa’s first podcast which became the L&E you know today. These aren’t available anywhere. But we’re making this one available to you right now! So come on up to the house.Anal House. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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41:42

Corn is Cumtastic

Legs & Eggs ·

2024/05/09

Is Jelly Roll a Government plant? Our sources say maybe? Does Bono sculpt his chest hair? Yes, and you won’t believe what sculpting product he uses. Does Bright Eyes suck their own nipples? Reply hazy, try again.Also, Mayor Eric Adams tells you what you can you experience in New York. President Joe describes things in terms of how many 9/11s they are. And Klem gives you the hot scoop with her Toilet Talk!And that’s not all! What the fuck are Hot Cross Buns? Gaveen’s tummy! Bernie Kolfeld assuages

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50:45

helpful people who answer phones

Legs & Eggs ·

2024/05/02

Yenshee Baby, baby! It’s been a while. Time to squeeze this baby out.We are so back. Backer than ever. Fox and Julio from Conspiracy Soldiers are here! Yes they are! We fucking around and finding out.Heather has baking stories. Klem eats cheese. Everyone has intimate relations with John Popper of Blues Traveler.Doctor Penis. Medicine Penis.ABC’s Head Of The Class stars Dan Schneider and Howard Hesseman.Subscribe to our Substack! We put giant teddies in those. Teddies like the lingerie, which was a

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57:58

Have a nice poop

Legs & Eggs ·

2024/03/14

This weeks Legs & Eggs is WKNY FM 201.2! Tune in, turn off, and have yourself a good scratch.It seems like only a few short years ago when Eric Clapton was birthed out of a series of transistor tubes and shot out on the radio waves, but that was 47 short years and one dead toddler ago.Time sure does fly when you’re eating seafood specials and having prostate cancer treatments. Why, I can remember being birthed out myself. My mother, bursting at her seams, thrusting me out into the loving arms of

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45:38

Throb! Bush Eatz Poop

Legs & Eggs ·

2024/02/20

New year. New podcast. New activewear! Find out just how active that wear is with your friends at Legs and Eggs! Why does Jimmy Smits looks like that? Why does Nick Turturro look like a flushed turd but his brother is cool AF? Why do we kill everyone Sipowicz loves?These questions, and more, will be addressed like Lincoln addressed Gettysburg.Which reminds me! Legs and Eggs is proud to introduce — wait for it — DOCTOR PENIS, MEDICINE PENIS! Who dat? You’ll find out!All that AND: We’ll make scenes at

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