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Funny Business

Funny Business Entertainment

A podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends

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00:40:26

289: The Government Is Watching… Your Fruit Choices

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2025/10/31

Corrupt officials, cyber attacks, and pumpkin pie—this week, we’re delving into America’s deepest fears and rating fruits. From government surveillance to blueberry slander, no topic is off-limits, not even bananas.00:00 Intro06:08 What do Americans fear most? The answers to this foreboding study might surprise you15:35 Person of the Week17:10 Check The Ratings38:40 Advice and OutroFollow Funny Business on Spotify for weekly episodes.More at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Note:

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00:44:40

288: Dude, That Louvre Heist Was Perfect

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2025/10/24

Dude. Where did that come from?! This week, Matt and Mike dig into the wild history of the word “dude" from 1800s fashion icons to surfer slang and zoot suits. Plus, a Louvre heist straight out of Ocean’s 11 and a surprise moon orbiting Earth that has scientists doing double takes!00:00 Intro02:53 Dude, the history behind the word dude is wild13:21 Person of the Week15:40 Buy or Sell41:11 Outro and AdviceFollow Funny Business on Spotify for weekly episodes.More at:

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00:37:20

287: Beer, Bayonets, and a Baby: The Survival Game No...

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2025/10/17

Mike brought beer and a baby. Matt brought a boat. Only one of them survived the island. This week’s challenge: survive wild scenarios using just five items that start with the same letter. It’s a chaotic mix of logic, panic, and very questionable decisions.00:00 Intro02:00 Surviving With Items That Start With The Same Letter20:47 Person of the Week21:54 Down In The Dumps35:53 Outro and AdviceFollow Funny Business on Spotify for weekly episodes.More at:

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00:24:51

286: AI Toilets: The Future of Bathroom Breaks?

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2025/10/10

A toilet that uses AI to analyze your poop? Yep, and Lance Armstrong is backing it. This week, the guys flush out the weirdest tech story of the year.00:00 Intro02:06 New Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AI14:27 Person of the Week15:20 Sayyy Whatt?22:15 Outro and AdviceFollow Funny Business on Spotify for weekly episodes.More at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod⁠⁠⁠Note: The opinions expressed in this show are the hosts' views and not necessarily those

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00:32:59

285: The Weirdest Halftime Show Moments of All Time

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2025/10/03

From Michael Jackson standing still for two full minutes to Left Shark forgetting the choreography to Prince performing Purple Rain in the actual rain. We’re running through the weirdest Super Bowl halftime show moments of all time.And because the halftime show isn’t the only place for unsung heroes, we launch our brand-new segment: Cheers to You, raising a glass to the everyday legends who make life better (yes, even the cart returners).00:00 Intro02:30 Bad Bunny Performing At The Super Bowl

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00:37:13

284: Rolling Stops, Jaywalking, and Other Crimes We...

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2025/09/26

In this episode of Funny Business, Mike recaps his wedding weekend—from ice cream scoops instead of cake to Matt’s best man speech and (accidentally?) calling guests “sons of b****es.” The guys also dive into the story of an ex-Mormon making $20K a month on OnlyFans just from voice notes, sparking ideas for their own audio side hustle. They debate the worst possible celebrity guests, defend petty “crimes” like jaywalking and rolling stops, unpack iOS 26, and ask the real question: did the rapture

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00:39:07

283: Mike’s Wedding Roast: A Poem of Love and Mild...

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2025/09/19

A mystery wedding guest vanishes without a trace, and TikTok solves it in two hours. Plus, Matt roasts Mike into married life with a wedding poem full of tech burns, CPAP slander, and actual heart.00:00 Intro04:52 Bride confronts mystery wedding crasher — after searching nonstop for 4 years 16:06 Buy Or Sell29:57 The Roast Of Mike Before His Wedding37:37 Outro and AdviceFollow Funny Business on Spotify for weekly episodes.More at: ⁠⁠https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod

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00:41:44

282: This Podcast is Not Dishwasher Safe

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2025/09/12

What’s the word? It’s marriage, apparently—because this episode accidentally predicted Mike’s wedding. Plus, we settle the real dishwasher debate and witness a ballpark Karen meltdown.00:00 Intro05:49 What's The Word?22:15 Person of the Week24:04 Sayyyy Whaaat?37:21 Outro and AdviceFollow Funny Business on Spotify for weekly episodes.More at: ⁠https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod

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00:29:38

281: Buffalo Pretzels, Pricey Coffee, and Road Rage

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2025/09/05

Get a live taste test, plus the viral coworker who whispers to her “spicy little pickle.” Add in coffee sticker shock, bad drivers, and Matt’s lawn obsession, and you’ve got another hot one.Follow Funny Business on Spotify for weekly episodes.More at: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspodViews expressed are those of the hosts and not of any organization. Mike & Matt are solely responsible for the content.

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00:32:45

280: We Tried Planning Our Last Half Hour on the Titanic

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2025/08/29

What would YOU do in your final 30 minutes on the Titanic? We mapped out our last half-hour aboard the world’s most famous doomed ship, and let’s just say it involves jewelry, booze, and bad decisions.Then we shift gears into Cambridge Dictionary’s wild new additions, from delulu to skibbity toilet, proving once again that the English language is completely off the rails.00:00 Intro02:55 Taylor Swift Is Engaged!07:15 Cambridge Dictionary Adds 6,000+ New Words — Including “Delulu,” “Tradwife,” and

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00:36:40

279: MLB Expansion, Fake Bieber, & Pacifier Pandemonium

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2025/08/22

Pacifiers are back, but not for babies. Yep, TikTok has adults sucking on them for “stress relief,” and Mike & Matt have thoughts. From fake Justin Bieber sightings in Vegas to Major League Baseball expansion drama, this episode covers it all. Plus why moving sucks and why Matt refuses to care about Taylor Swift’s Easter eggs.00:00 Intro02:27 Stressed adults rely on pacifiers to soothe themselves: ‘I feel a sense of safety from childhood’09:40 Person of the Week11:38 Buy or Sell35:09 Outro and

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00:30:27

278: Why Is THIS Showing Up at Basketball Games

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2025/08/15

A new “trend” is hitting WNBA courts… and it’s not a good one. We break down the bizarre items making their way past arena security, the wild reasons why, and what the league is doing to stop it. Plus, we roast TikTok’s broken search bar, crown tournament golf as king, and discover Mike’s new way to game while getting cardio.00:00 Intro02:14 How does the WNBA deal with sex-toy throwers?14:13 Person of the Week16:45 Say What?29:05 Outro and AdviceMERCH:

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00:27:22

277: How We Fooled Da Vinci and Survived the Future

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2025/08/08

We constructed an empire in ancient Egypt, convinced Leonardo da Vinci that we were gods, and inadvertently introduced a cowboy into the future. Naturally, we also engaged in debates about whether it was acceptable to sip a High Noon at work and determining which of us would emerge victorious in a UFC cage match.From espresso martini regrets to an abundance of WWE legends, this episode encompasses a diverse range of topics. Additionally, it features a significant amount of timeline tampering and a

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00:36:32

276: The Most Overhyped Careers, According to Reddit...

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2025/08/01

Is your dream job secretly trash? According to Reddit, probably. From chefs with no time to cook for themselves to veterinarians buried in heartbreak, we’re exposing the careers that sound amazing—until you actually do them.Plus, Matt and Mike relive the bachelor party weekend of questionable decisions, unplanned lake dives, and Savannah Bananas shenanigans. Dudes rock, but do boats? The answer may shock you.Also: Matt’s drunk thoughts return with important life lessons about liquor, sleepovers, and

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00:28:32

275: Coldplay, Crab Cakes, and One Wild Mic Drop

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2025/07/25

A wedding guest took the mic and let everyone know she taught the groom how to make crab cakes. She also wasn’t supposed to be there. Things escalated fast, and no one knew where the DJ was.In this episode, Mike and Matt break down the viral wedding moment, preview the upcoming bachelor party, and debate whether Coldplay concerts are the new Maury. There’s also a terrifying Big Mac bite, a longhorn beetle that interrupted pre-marriage counseling, and some firm disavowing of cheating, bad jerseys,

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00:33:23

274: When Your Honeymoon Has a Guest List

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2025/07/18

Your honeymoon suite, now with an adjoining door for your in-laws?! Mike and Matt dive into the bizarre world of family-inclusive honeymoons and answer your best (and weirdest) community questions—like which Gatorade flavor reigns supreme and whether batting cages make for a solid first date.00:00 Intro03:53 Parents crashing honeymoons becomes bizarre new travel trend for modern newlyweds11:45 Community Take It!30:37 Outro and AdviceMERCH: https://funnybusinesspod-shop.fourthwall.com/FOLLOW

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00:27:17

273: Chew Gum, Walk Backwards, Hum Loudly—It’s...

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2025/07/11

Ever wonder if walking backwards makes you smarter, or just makes you fall down a hill? We tested brain hacks, grilled fake meat, and got way too aggressive with cologne testers.00:00 Intro01:55 Three Weird Ways To Keep Your Brain Healthy12:06 Funny Business Food Review15:12 Sayyyy Whatttt?24:48 Outro and AdviceMERCH: https://funnybusinesspod-shop.fourthwall.com/FOLLOW USBeacons: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/funnybusinesspodInstagram:

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00:41:33

272: Bold Predictions: Live Theater, Cable Comebacks...

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2025/07/04

We’re calling it now: THIS episode will make you question the future, and possibly your beverage choices. From AI ruining the internet to sparkling water turning against us. Buckle up for some wild predictions! Oh, and did Mike nearly tear his LCL walking into a couch?00:00 Intro02:06 People Are Sharing Their “Calling It Now” Predictions20:49 Buy Or Sell38:27 Outro and AdviceMERCH: https://funnybusinesspod-shop.fourthwall.com/FOLLOW USBeacons: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspodFacebook:

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00:38:18

271: My Neighbor’s Smoke Alarm Is Slowly Killing Me

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2025/06/27

What does SUV really stand for? If you said “Steel Under Vehicle,” congrats—you’re one of us.This week, Mike quizzes Matt on the most chaotic acronym quiz ever, Matt loses a battle with a neighbor’s smoke alarm, and Pringles for breakfast becomes a thing. Also, Mike might have sleep apnea, but it’s fine. Probably.00:00 Intro00:57 Good Morning, Podcast Recording03:43 Do You Know Your Acronyms?20:13 Down In The Dumps35:53 Outro and AdviceMERCH: https://funnybusinesspod-shop.fourthwall.com/FOLLOW

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00:38:13

270: Trapped with a Celebrity (Please Let It Be MrBeast)

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2025/06/20

An AI therapist gave advice so bad, it made national headlines. Meanwhile, we debate whether dancing is a sport and who the best (or worst) celebrity would be to get stuck with.Spoiler: one of us wants MrBeast, the other… not so much.00:00 Intro05:44 Therapy Chatbot Tells Recovering Addict to Have a Little Drug as a Treat19:16 Community Take It!36:04 Outro and AdviceMERCH: https://funnybusinesspod-shop.fourthwall.com/FOLLOW USBeacons: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspodFacebook:

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