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Halal Cartels

Halal Cartels Global hot takes from a couple local brown guys living in the center of a sundowning empire. hosted by Gabe Pacheco Sameer Naseem, And just like the Wu, we do it for the children IG: @gabepac1 IG: @sameermon Contact: Halalcartels@gmail.com twitter: @halalcartels https://www.patreon.com/Halalcartels Intro Music by SAREEN @sareenpatel @Brownprivilege

society & culture

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00:41:08

Istanbul's international airport is like a casino you...

Halal Cartels ·

2025/08/21

Recent travel experiences adventures in France, Istanbul, and South Africa. We gain new cultural insights, the uniqueness of various museums, and the contrasts between different cities. We talk about Istanbul, Cape Town, and Soweto. Throughout, they reflect on the importance of understanding different cultures and the shared humanity that transcends borders. While the rest of the world is descending into ethnic nationalism, South Africa is trying to make the whole post-colonial multicultural

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00:58:59

The borders are in your mind, soak up the culture,...

Halal Cartels ·

2025/07/18

We talk art exhibits in NYC, Black Listed at New York Historical, Black Dandies at the Met, the Khajistan Archive exhibit at the Sculpture Center. Discussion topics also include the Red Scare, traveling across the USA in an RV, life in the marines and more. With special guest, comedian Courtney Fearrington. He's a divorced ex-marine with a live show Thug Passion recreating staged reading of classics from black cinema, and runs another show for wine aficionados, where he pairs standup comedians with

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00:54:09

Put Bezos, Diddy, and Oprah in Alligator Alcatraz and...

Halal Cartels ·

2025/07/05

Jeff Bezos has an extravagant wedding in Venice. The laws keep changing but good and evil stay the same. The police state is booming. Geo Corp and Core Civic need to find new ways to keep putting bodies in their prison cots. Is philanthropy any good? It's a freewheelin' episode today. Enjoy your July 5th

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00:47:30

Inner Space: Acts of Service, Bi-Polar Disorder, and...

Halal Cartels ·

2025/06/09

We are joined by John F. O’Donnell to talk about living with mental illness. We talk about bi-polar disorder, acts of service, Pee-Wee Herman, 3rd Wave Alternative Comedy, Tulsi Gabbard, self-care, and his new one-man show American Psychosis: A Bi Polar Comedy at Baker Fallshttp://jfodlovesyou.comRate, review, subscribe, sharePatreon:https://www.patreon.com/Halalcartels

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00:46:36

An Ex-Gangster for Capitalism, a Former Guerilla for...

Halal Cartels ·

2025/06/03

In this episode, we chopped it up talking about Gabe’s folks visiting town, the Lower East Side and Alphabet City, and Zohran's campaign. We touch on the legacy of war hero, gangster for Capitalism, and later-pacifist Smedley Butler. We talk about the new documentary on Gustavo Petro's election in Colombia, “Petro”. We also delve into the implications of automation and AI in warfare, drawing parallels to dystopian narratives in cinema, particularly in the context of modern society's

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01:09:09

2+2=5? w/ Luisa Diez

Halal Cartels ·

2025/05/24

In another Why You Mad/Halal Cartels crossover, Luisa and Gabe Pacheco discuss a recent trip to Havana, Cuba, a vibrant, complex, society full of public life and community engagement.Topics include disinformation, tourist art & cultural exchange, code switching with locals, lying & propaganda, consumerism & interpersonal relationships, and the shared (but distinct) disillusionment prevalent in both Cuba and the US.Check out Why You Mad for more episodes about art culture comedy from a Latino Leftist

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00:54:13

Holiday in Cuba! Alternative Realities and Possible...

Halal Cartels ·

2025/05/20

Experiences and observations from a recent trip to Cuba, discussing the etiquette of air travel, cultural differences, and the unique societal structure of Cuba. Contrasting the experiences of tourists with those of locals, highlighting issues such as food deserts and health in both Cuba and the US. In this conversation, we explore the rich cultural tapestry of Cuba, focusing on communal living, generational bonds, and the warmth of hospitality. We discuss the significance of communal spaces, the

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01:09:07

NYC is a Ghost Town, Zohran for Mayor, and Tankies...

Halal Cartels ·

2025/05/03

In this episode, Davidson Boswell joins the hosts to discuss a range of topics including urban planning, the impact of American politics on tourism, and the increasing paranoia surrounding surveillance in modern America. The conversation delves into economic predictions, the flaws of the immigration system, and the legacy of cultural icons who have faced deportation. They also explore the misuse of antisemitism in political discourse, the role of comedians in reflecting societal issues, and the

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00:50:12

Creepy Crawling Apocalypse with a Sam Jackson Voice...

Halal Cartels ·

2025/03/25

In this conversation, Gabe and Sameer explore various themes ranging from the experiences of comedians on the road to the societal implications of modern consumerism and entertainment. They discuss the irony of living in a world where basic needs like clean water are compromised, while simultaneously, people prioritize extravagant experiences like mega concerts. The conversation also touches on mortality, social justice issues, and the impact of financial trends on everyday life, particularly for

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00:43:24

Green Card Deportation to a WeWork Detention Center...

Halal Cartels ·

2025/03/11

In this conversation, Gabe and Sameer explore the intersection of passion, business, and ethical consumerism, reflecting on the rise and fall of WeWork and the implications of corporate control over the workforce. They discuss the illusion of choice in democracy, the impact of remote work, and the importance of food and water as fundamental human rights. The conversation also touches on the consequences of U.S. foreign policy and the dangers of societal distractions. Sectarian violence in Syria, the

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01:03:54

French Connections, Oval Office Roasts, and Fly Coach...

Halal Cartels ·

2025/03/03

In this conversation, Gabe and Sameer discuss the current state of the U.S. government, reflecting on the perceived dismantling of social safety nets and the implications of recent political changes. They delve into the impact of air travel safety, the effects of war on society, and the representation of conflict in media. The discussion also touches on the intersection of crime and politics, the role of surveillance technology, and the historical context of the drug trade. They conclude by

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00:43:29

Space Travel or Three Hermanas

Halal Cartels ·

2025/02/25

In this episode of Halal Cartels, hosts Sameer and Gabe engage in a lively discussion covering a range of topics from the launch of Gabe's new child-friendly historical podcast to the challenges of navigating the comedy scene in the age of social media. They delve into the implications of reduced public safety in national parks, critique the obsession with space travel, and explore the illusion of technological progress in agriculture and work culture. The conversation culminates in a reflection

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00:51:11

Eating Credit Cards for the Microplastics and...

Halal Cartels ·

2025/02/09

Gladiator 2, microplastics, American diets, cinema critique, Nosferatu, community art, Pakistani catfish incident, media critique, journalism, global politics, grassroots activism.In this engaging conversation, Gabe and Sameer delve into various topics ranging from their disdain for the film Gladiator 2 to the implications of microplastics in American diets. They critique the narrative of Gladiator, discuss the cultural significance of Nosferatu, and share humorous anecdotes about community art

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00:55:40

The US and France Are Having A Racism Contest!

Halal Cartels ·

2024/09/23

This episode features Mehdi Walker, a stand up comedian living in Paris, France. Ever want to know what it's like to be a comedian in Paris right now? How about a brief history lesson on how France conducted nuclear tests in Algeria and then had nuclear fallout waft back to France? We also talk about racism, the Olympics, colonialism and supporting diverse voices in comedy. If you like this episode, please subscribe, Like, Share and most importantly leave us a great review! You can also

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00:48:17

Faking pregnancies and breakdancing like kangaroos...

Halal Cartels ·

2024/08/13

A prank pregnancy announcement to promote a comedy show. The Olympics and the controversies surrounding it, including France banning athletes from wearing hijabs and the unsanitary conditions of the swimming venue. Breakdancing and the subjective nature of rating art and dance, emphasizing the importance of style and interpretation. The discussion also touches on the unfair treatment of athletes based on gender and the hypocrisy of Western countries in their dealings with the Global South. What is

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00:49:52

Marseille is better than Paris, Turkish Delights, and...

Halal Cartels ·

2024/08/01

It's a vibe. We brought the music back for this one. Israel's grapes of wrath, fun times in Turkey and Marseille. DO cop camera's help? Are Electric Vehicles going to save us? We should all have chicken coops in our apartments. join the patreon

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01:00:59

Copa America, Argentina's Chainsaw Economics, and the...

Halal Cartels ·

2024/07/16

In this episode, Gabe Pacheco and Davidson Boswell discuss the Copa America, political situations in France, Argentina, and Colombia. They also touch on the history of political instability in Argentina, the impact of imperialism, and the complicated legacy of Pope Francis. The conversation covers various topics including multipolarity, the political climate in New Mexico, and upcoming events for fundraising and protest signs. The hosts discuss the changing dynamics of global power and how China and

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00:52:36

Makruh Mukbang with Hanan Issa

Halal Cartels ·

2024/07/12

In this episode of Halal Cartels, Gabe, Sameer, and guest Hanan Issa discuss various topics, including the extreme heat in New York City, the recent political developments in France, the upcoming Olympics in Paris, and their experiences living in Astoria. Hanan also shares her journey as a comedian and her solo show called Halal Habibis. The conversation takes a humorous and light-hearted tone, with the hosts and guest sharing anecdotes and jokes throughout. Hanan Issa discusses her experiences on

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00:53:31

Godzilla Minus One and Your Annual Father’s Day Work...

Halal Cartels ·

2024/07/09

In this conversation, Sameer and Gabe discuss various topics including the importance of context, the frozen identities of individuals, the impact of first impressions, the movie Godzilla Minus One, the experience of taking LSD, and the Fourth of July celebration on the National Mall. They also touch on the toxic products marketed to children, the use of psychedelics by Silicon Valley entrepreneurs, and the exploitative nature of companies like WeWork. In this conversation, Sameer and Gabe discuss

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00:58:56

Happy 4th to the world from Guam to Gaza

Halal Cartels ·

2024/07/04

In this conversation, Gabe and Sameer discuss various topics including Independence Day, comedy shows, agent provocateurs, fake violence at protests, the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, Guantanamo Bay, police funding, reproductive rights, and the state of Detroit. They touch on themes of injustice, government manipulation, and the erosion of civil liberties. Detroit is often portrayed as a dystopian hellscape in movies, but Gabe's experience visiting the city was entirely different. He found

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