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Halal Cartels

Halal Cartels Global hot takes from a couple local brown guys living in the center of a sundowning empire. hosted by Gabe Pacheco Sameer Naseem, And just like the Wu, we do it for the children IG: @gabepac1 IG: @sameermon Contact: Halalcartels@gmail.com twitter: @halalcartels https://www.patreon.com/Halalcartels Intro Music by SAREEN @sareenpatel @Brownprivilege

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00:41:08
Istanbul's international airport is like a casino you...
Halal Cartels ·
2025/08/21
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00:58:59
The borders are in your mind, soak up the culture,...
Halal Cartels ·
2025/07/18
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00:54:09
Put Bezos, Diddy, and Oprah in Alligator Alcatraz and...
Halal Cartels ·
2025/07/05
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00:47:30
Inner Space: Acts of Service, Bi-Polar Disorder, and...
Halal Cartels ·
2025/06/09
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00:46:36
An Ex-Gangster for Capitalism, a Former Guerilla for...
Halal Cartels ·
2025/06/03
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01:09:09
2+2=5? w/ Luisa Diez
Halal Cartels ·
2025/05/24
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00:54:13
Holiday in Cuba! Alternative Realities and Possible...
Halal Cartels ·
2025/05/20
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01:09:07
NYC is a Ghost Town, Zohran for Mayor, and Tankies...
Halal Cartels ·
2025/05/03
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00:50:12
Creepy Crawling Apocalypse with a Sam Jackson Voice...
Halal Cartels ·
2025/03/25
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00:43:24
Green Card Deportation to a WeWork Detention Center...
Halal Cartels ·
2025/03/11
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01:03:54
French Connections, Oval Office Roasts, and Fly Coach...
Halal Cartels ·
2025/03/03
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00:43:29
Space Travel or Three Hermanas
Halal Cartels ·
2025/02/25
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00:51:11
Eating Credit Cards for the Microplastics and...
Halal Cartels ·
2025/02/09
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00:55:40
The US and France Are Having A Racism Contest!
Halal Cartels ·
2024/09/23
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00:48:17
Faking pregnancies and breakdancing like kangaroos...
Halal Cartels ·
2024/08/13
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00:49:52
Marseille is better than Paris, Turkish Delights, and...
Halal Cartels ·
2024/08/01
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01:00:59
Copa America, Argentina's Chainsaw Economics, and the...
Halal Cartels ·
2024/07/16
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00:52:36
Makruh Mukbang with Hanan Issa
Halal Cartels ·
2024/07/12
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00:53:31
Godzilla Minus One and Your Annual Father’s Day Work...
Halal Cartels ·
2024/07/09
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00:58:56
Happy 4th to the world from Guam to Gaza
Halal Cartels ·
2024/07/04
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