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Functional Idiots Podcast

Stupid Productions

The Functional Idiots Podcast is hosted by Colton and Dillon, both of whom are idiots who somehow function in everyday life. Think of it as a functional drunk, except we could fail a sobriety field test sober. They discuss the offbeat news stories of the week, but also the hard hitting stuff like, “When someone has multiple children at once, twins, triplets, etc., who is the planned child, and who is the accident child?”. They also make fun of people who can’t seem to get out of their own way in

comedy

All Episodes

01:05:53

Ep. 58 - Part 2 - Toilet Paper Addiction and The...

Functional Idiots Podcast ·

2025/01/23

**Side Note. If you do plan to support us on Patreon, DO NOT, repeat, DO NOT do it through the iOS app. Do it on the regular patreon.com/functionalidoitspodcast website or you will be dinged an extra charge every month to cover Apple's 30% fee on app store purchases. Android users are fine using the app, just all Apple users, please use the website. Thank you!**Remember to “Like”, “Rate”, and “Review” our podcast! We’d also really appreciate it if you would share this podcast with people who you

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01:06:10

Ep. 58 - Part 1 - Toilet Paper Addiction and The...

Functional Idiots Podcast ·

2025/01/20

**Side Note. If you do plan to support us on Patreon, DO NOT, repeat, DO NOT do it through the iOS app. Do it on the regular patreon.com/functionalidoitspodcast website or you will be dinged an extra charge every month to cover Apple's 30% fee on app store purchases. Android users are fine using the app, just all Apple users, please use the website. Thank you!** Remember to “Like”, “Rate”, and “Review” our podcast! We’d also really appreciate it if you would share this podcast with people who you

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01:21:37

Ep. 57 - Part 2 - A Girl's Simple Pleasure and The...

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2025/01/09

Welcome into 2025, and welcome to another episode of the Functional Idiots Podcast. In this first episode of 2025, we discuss the Lions, and hope they beat the Minnesota Vikings to win the NFC, since this was recorded before the game actually happened. We also discuss the craziness that is the College Football Playoffs this year, along with the constant crashing in Black Ops 6. We do another edition of Functional Idiots React, and round out this episode with Pornstar Birthdays, and our picks for

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01:03:27

Ep. 57 - Part 1 - A Girl's Simple Pleasure and The...

Functional Idiots Podcast ·

2025/01/06

Welcome into 2025, and welcome to another episode of the Functional Idiots Podcast. In this first episode of 2025, we discuss the Lions, and hope they beat the Minnesota Vikings to win the NFC, since this was recorded before the game actually happened. We also discuss the craziness that is the College Football Playoffs this year, along with the constant crashing in Black Ops 6. We do another edition of Functional Idiots React, and round out this episode with Pornstar Birthdays, and our picks for

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01:05:59

Ep. 53.2 - Depression Dinner at the Thanksgiving Day...

Functional Idiots Podcast ·

2024/11/28

In Part 2, we do a draft of the must have items for Thanksgiving. The first snowfall for most of Michigan happened the previous week, and a little scolding is needed for people who seemingly forget that winter weather brings snow covered roads. Make sure you also give Part 1 a listen to as well. Enjoy!**Side Note. If you do plan to support us on Patreon, DO NOT, repeat, DO NOT do it through the iOS app. Do it on the regular patreon.com/functionalidoitspodcast website or you will be dinged an

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01:03:25

Ep. 53.1 - Them Are Some Fighting Words!!

Functional Idiots Podcast ·

2024/11/25

In this first part of the 53rd episode of the Functional Idiots Podcast, Dillon tells a work story about how someone decides to pick a fight, for no apparent reason. Another rendition of Trucker Thoughts brings a barrel of thought provoking laughs and so much more. Look out for Part two later in the week. Enjoy! **Side Note. If you do plan to support us on Patreon, DO NOT, repeat, DO NOT do it through the iOS app. Do it on the regular patreon.com/functionalidoitspodcast website or you will be

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02:28:50

Ep. 52 - Smelling Like Old People and Wickedly Weird...

Functional Idiots Podcast ·

2024/11/18

In this episode, you react to an extreme cheapskate in Ohio who tries to still be in the dating world at the same time. We also discuss some shenanigans going on in Pennsylvania currently. Pornstar Birthdays and Functional Idiot of the Week rounds out the show after we discuss some NFL along with some very, very oddball sexual fetishes. Enjoy! **Side Note. If you do plan to support us on Patreon, DO NOT, repeat, DO NOT do it through the iOS app. Do it on the regular

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03:08:53

Ep. 51 - Grandpa's Soft Serve While Being Sleek and...

Functional Idiots Podcast ·

2024/11/11

In this episode, we come up with a new idea for a dildo that's going to take the world by storm. Dillon has an odd choice for comfort foods, and NASCAR has a shitstorm once again. We wrap up with pornstar birthdays, but not before talking about how the Detroit Lions are absolute animals. Enjoy! **Side Note. If you do plan to support us on Patreon, DO NOT, repeat, DO NOT do it through the iOS app. Do it on the regular patreon.com/functionalidoitspodcast website or you will be dinged in extra charge

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02:49:30

Ep. 50 - Talking Black Ops and Powerboosting

Functional Idiots Podcast ·

2024/11/04

In the 50th episode of the Functional Idiots Podcast, and after a week absence, we talk about why there was a week absence, along with Halloween themed porn film titles. Most of the episode is dominated by our thoughts on the newest edition to the Call of Duty franchise. We finish it off with our Functional Idiots of the Week winners, but not before we do Pornstar Birthdays. Enjoy! **Side Note. If you do plan to support us on Patreon, DO NOT, repeat, DO NOT do it through the iOS app. Do it on the

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01:41:29

Ep. 49 - Hurricanes and Climate Change

Functional Idiots Podcast ·

2024/10/21

In this second half of the split episode 48/49, you will get both of our opinions on the recent hurricanes that have hit the United States, along with climate change as a whole. This episode also includes the pornstar birthdays, and our winners of the weekly Functional Idiot of the Week award. Enjoy!**Side Note. If you do plan to support us on Patreon, DO NOT, repeat, DO NOT do it through the iOS app. Do it on the regular patreon.com/functionalidoitspodcast website or you will be dinged in extra

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01:30:24

Ep. 48 - Mickey Mouse is Running the Show

Functional Idiots Podcast ·

2024/10/14

In this 48th edition, and split episode, of the Functional Idiots Podcast, you will here our opinions on the Lions going beast mode against the Seahawks. Alabama really dropping the ball, and NASCAR doing NASCAR things. This is a split episode with the second half being episode 49, which will include the discussion about hurricanes and climate change. Enjoy! **Side Note. If you do plan to support us on Patreon, DO NOT, repeat, DO NOT do it through the iOS app. Do it on the regular

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02:28:01

Ep. 47 - Hiding Evidence In Your Nose and Overrated...

Functional Idiots Podcast ·

2024/09/30

After a one-week hiatus for scheduling conflicts, the Functional Idiots return for another 2.5 hours of dumb people, controversial opinions, and all around good laughs. You will hear what the going rate for a 2-month old child is, a cat that got stuck trying to escape fat camp, a recap of the Lions season thus far, and another edition of Stupidler's List. Pornstar Birthdays brings up the rear with the winner of the Functional Idiot of the Week award. Enjoy!**Side Note. If you do plan to support

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02:25:57

Ep. 46 - No 'Nis' With This 'Pea' and X-Rated Monkey...

Functional Idiots Podcast ·

2024/09/16

After a one-week absence, due to possibly the dumbest reason ever, Dillon explains why there wasn't an episode last week. We then discuss Leigh Diffey doing play-by-play in NASCAR, along with the X-rated monkey business. We wrap up with the funniest way to spend $1.4 million and the ever favorite, Pornstar Birthdays. Enjoy! **Side Note. If you do plan to support us on patreon, DO NOT, repeat, DO NOT do it through the iOS app. Do it on the regular patreon.com/functionalidoitspodcast website or you

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02:35:35

50 Shades of Brown on Aisle 46 and Becuming Uncle...

Functional Idiots Podcast ·

2024/07/22

An A.I. Generated Summary,In this episode of the Functional Idiots podcast, Dillon and Colton discuss various topics including updates on Dillon's schooling, the AI-generated summaries of their podcast episodes, and the recent news of Joe Biden dropping out of the presidential race. They also share their thoughts on potential Democratic candidates, including Kamala Harris and RFK Jr. The conversation covers the challenges of running as an independent candidate and the importance of having a party's

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02:26:56

High Speed Ear Piercings and a Crack's Crack Cracking...

Functional Idiots Podcast ·

2024/07/15

An A.I. Generated Summary........During this segment of the FUNKSHOW AIDs Podcast, the hosts discuss the recent assassination attempt on Donald Trump at a rally in Pennsylvania. They joke about the heat, promote their podcast and social media channels, and briefly mention other news stories. They then delve into the details of the assassination attempt, expressing their opinions on gun control and the failure of the Secret Service to protect Trump. They analyze the headlines from various news

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02:20:23

Inappropriate Song Lyrics and Stupidler's List -...

Functional Idiots Podcast ·

2024/07/08

An A.I. generated summary.......In this episode of the Functional Eats Podcast, Dillon and Colton discuss various topics related to Independence Day, including fireworks, food, and travel. They share interesting statistics and facts about the holiday, such as the amount of money spent on food and alcohol, the number of fireworks displays, and the increase in car accidents. They also touch on the importance of wearing seat belts and the consequences of driving under the influence. Overall, the

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02:03:46

Illegal Masks and Spicy Cars - Episode 36

Functional Idiots Podcast ·

2024/06/24

A.I. generated summary,In this episode of the Functional Idiots podcast, Dillon and Colton discuss their frustrations with expensive tools, particularly Snap-on and Mac tools. They talk about the high prices of these tools and question their quality and value. They also compare them to more affordable options like Craftsman and Harbor Freight. The conversation segues into a discussion about power tools, with Dillon expressing his love for Makita and Colton sharing his preference for Milwaukee. They

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02:09:20

Beefy 5-Layer Supreme and Questionable Swimsuit...

Functional Idiots Podcast ·

2024/06/17

An A.I. generated summary, In this episode of the Functional Idiots podcast, Colton and Dillon discuss various topics including social media, house hunting, going back to school, and bizarre encounters in the South. They also touch on the recent sinking of a cargo ship in the Great Lakes. The conversation is filled with humor and casual banter. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including a ship accident, teachers seducing students, giving birth in unusual places,

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02:16:02

Right in the What? and Out of Pocket 8th Graders -...

Functional Idiots Podcast ·

2024/05/25

Want more Functional Idiots in your life? Well good news! Exclusively on our Patreon is the new all singing, and all dancing Not Until 4 Patreon Podcast where we continue the conversation from the regular podcast, but also hit some things that we didn't get too. Available now, only on our patreon where you can sign up for a 7-day free trial!In this 32nd installment of stupidity, you will hear our thoughts on reparations in America, college athletics, and 8th graders that have no chill. Also,

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02:22:18

Privileged Sports Broadcasts and As Southern As it...

Functional Idiots Podcast ·

2024/05/20

Hey everyone, different format this week as it's more of a conversation rather than scripted, and boy lemme tell ya, we touched on a lot of things. To find out what, you're just gonna have to listen. Enjoy! Music licensed by Epidemic Sound Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones Outro Music: Put

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