How I invented contact lenses.
Honestly I did invent contact lenses, but it was one of those accidents that happen all the time. It started with a fist fight. Bernard and me had been arguing about our new designs for cling film. I had insisted on making it magnified in order to make food look bigger. An aesthetic which I thought was a sure fire winner, Bernard on the other hand thought I was a cock.Bernard you see was new in town and on an "I can do no wrong" high, having just developed rubber gloves that looked like the real
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