Brown Bag Mornings

01:09:37

10/07/26 How Do You Put Water in a Paper Bag, Dog? 🥤💦...

Brown Bag Mornings ·

2026/10/07

This hilarious episode covers a wild string of wedding vendor horror stories from the "Homie Helpline," where DJs, photographers, and priests completely ruined fans' big days. Later, the crew dives into the massive sports world milestone of Lionel Messi playing his final international game for Argentina.[Edited by @iamdyre 🐥]Chapters(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local(1:42) Chisme(4:25) Rap Sheet(7:16) Petty Police(10:19) Scrolling(13:44) The Weather W/ Concrete!(15:43) Concrete's Shorts(17:56) Homie

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00:37:20

10/07/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 👰...

Brown Bag Mornings ·

2026/10/07

The crew kicks off with Greg blowing his own mind after realizing Warren G’s iconic "Regulators" intro was actually sampled from the movie Young Guns. Things get completely unhinged on the Homie Helpline as listeners share horror stories of wedding vendors ruining their big days, including a passed-out uncle leaving raw BBQ in the rain, a runner bartender stealing liquor packs, and a wedding DJ flirting with married bridesmaids before letting a YouTube mix play with ads. Callers even confess to

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01:08:36

10/06/26 The Nightmare Job Referral 💼🤡 | Brown Bag...

Brown Bag Mornings ·

2026/10/06

The squad tackles an infuriating Homie Helpline full of backstabbing workplace referrals, from a cousin stealing a $400 Denny's register to an assistant stealing her cousin's HR job and whole social life 💼💸! Between job betrayal sagas, the crew reacts to Rick Ross getting humbled by a Miami judge and Dodger Stadium charging $124 for a colossal burger ⚖️🍔[Edited by @iamdyre 🔒]Chapters(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local(3:10) Chisme(5:16) Petty Police(7:29) Scrolling(11:33) The Weather W/

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00:33:52

10/06/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🏖️...

Brown Bag Mornings ·

2026/10/06

On Don’t You Know I’m Local, the squad breaks down a viral home-built "Compton Horror Nights" haunted house getting shut down by the city for operating without proper business permits 🎃🚫. The crew then reacts to an infuriating video of an angry Laguna Beach Karen harassing a couple during a romantic beach proposal and screaming racist insults at their photographer 🏖️🤬. Things get completely unhinged on the Homie Helpline as callers expose nightmare workplace referrals, including a cousin

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01:01:21

10/05/26 THE $200 BOO BASKET DEMAND 🎃🛒💍 | Brown Bag...

Brown Bag Mornings ·

2026/10/05

The squad mediates a chaotic Homie Helpline after a mom panics over her teenage son’s bougie girlfriend demanding $200 Halloween "Boo Baskets" and Pandora promise rings 🎃💍! Between high school romance sagas, the crew investigates Costco’s secret pink-hoodie singles night, tests a high-tech UVC light on Greg’s sweaty Converse, and roasts Rihanna’s cold-blooded clapback to EJ Johnson 🛒👟💅.[Edited by @iamdyre 🏄‍♂️]Chapters(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local(3:30) Chisme(5:47) Petty Police(7:52)

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00:30:09

10/05/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🎃 THE...

Brown Bag Mornings ·

2026/10/05

The squad kicks off Halloween season with Don’t You Know I’m Local, breaking down California’s biggest candy secrets—from Reese’s Cup obsessions to the cheap treats everyone actually buys in bulk 🍬🎃. Things get out of control on the Homie Helpline when a worried mom calls out her teenage son’s "boujee" girlfriend for demanding luxury Halloween "Boo Baskets" filled with Stanley cups, designer makeup, and matching pajamas 🎃💄. Callers chime in with wild stories of high school promise rings,

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00:49:20

10/02/26 He Was "Spraying Up the Club" 💦🤰 | Brown Bag...

Brown Bag Mornings ·

2026/10/02

The squad navigates a wildly unhinged Homie Helpline where a 6'5 married caller is offered $10,000 by two lesbian CrossFitters to get them both pregnant the "old school way," prompting insane caller confessions about Palmdale "paralegal gigolos" and McChicken bribes! Between the baby daddy drama, the crew roasts Too Short for defending Diddy’s party legacy and Hailey Bieber confidently declaring on live TV that Justin Bieber is French.[Edited by @iamdyre 🎛️]Chapters(00:00) Don't You Know I'm

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00:22:27

10/02/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 👶 THE...

Brown Bag Mornings ·

2026/10/02

The squad kicks off with Tepic's Teachings, breaking down the Spanish word "guichi" (whispering/gossip) while the crew completely loses it over how much it sounds like "coochie". Things get completely unhinged on the Homie Helpline when married caller Tony reveals his tall, athletic past has his lesbian friend and her wife offering him $10,000 to be their donor. Callers weigh in with chaotic financial advice, including a Palmdale listener who warns him about her ex turning into a door-to-door

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00:55:52

10/01/26 SWEEPING UP GRANDPA WITH CAT HAIR ⚱️😟 |...

Brown Bag Mornings ·

2026/10/01

The squad tackles an unforgettable Homie Helpline after a 22-year-old house-sitter gets drunk, knocks over his grandpa's urn, and sweeps the ashes (along with cat hair and dust) into an Amazon Prime replacement ⚱️🐱! Between secret-holders confessing wild cover-ups, the crew debates if Pope Leo prayed the Chicago White Sox into a playoff miracle and breaks down Cardi B slapping an AI director with a cease-and-desist ⚾📱[Edited by @iamdyre ☀️]Chapters(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local(4:33)

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00:20:41

10/01/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 💀 THE...

Brown Bag Mornings ·

2026/10/01

We kick things off with Tepic's Teachings for Hispanic Heritage Month as the crew breaks down the brain's "putamen" and jokes about who would get sacrificed to the ancient gods! Then, things get completely unhinged on the Homie Helpline when a 22-year-old listener confesses to getting drunk while house-sitting, dropping his grandpa's urn, and sweeping the ashes—and cat hair—into a replacement urn before his grandma returns from Mexico. The confession triggers secret-holders across LA, including a

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01:01:41

09/30/26 Un-Holy DJ Scandals 🙂‍↔️💻 | Brown Bag Mornings

Brown Bag Mornings ·

2026/09/30

The squad mediates a wild Homie Helpline featuring a dropped Christian hip-hop DJ with scandalous laptop secrets, a guy who gave up his lowered Honda CR-V car meets, and a caller who swore "I love my girl" eight times just to stay out of the doghouse 🎧🚗❤️. Between the relationship sacrifices, the crew reacts to Diddy paying inmates for deep tissue massages in jail and LeBron taking private helicopters to Sixers practice ⛓️🚁[Edited by @iamdyre 💭]Chapters(00:00) Chisme(2:52) Rap Sheet(5:11) Petty

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00:39:07

09/30/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🕯️...

Brown Bag Mornings ·

2026/09/30

📻🔥 We kick things off by exploring Aerowick's devastatingly sad new Día de los Muertos scented air fresheners that leave everyone crying. 😭 Plus, caller relationship drama hits a fever pitch as listeners confess what they gave up for love on Don't You Know I’m Local. 💔 Afterwards, we break down a hilarious local prank where an AI-generated Gaboon viper on a rooftop sent an entire Santa Ana neighborhood into full lockdown panic! 🚨🐍[Edited by @iamdyre 💭]Chapters(00:00) Scrolling(4:37) Homie

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01:04:15

09/29/26 EAT LIKE A DOG CUZ YOU’RE A DOG 🐕🍔 | Brown...

Brown Bag Mornings ·

2026/09/29

The squad navigates a toxic Homie Helpline filled with nightmare evil stepmothers who made kids eat off the floor like dogs, set up fake theft traps, and turned fathers against their own blood 😈🐕. Between the unhinged stepfamily drama, the crew breaks down Gen Z's crippling gas station anxiety, LeBron's latest lies about the Knicks, and Kim Kardashian refusing to be a baseball mom ⛽🏀⚾[Edited by @iamdyre 😅]Chapters(00:00) Chisme(2:18) Petty Police(4:50) Scrolling(7:34) The Weather W/

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00:30:15

09/29/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 😈...

Brown Bag Mornings ·

2026/09/29

The squad kicks off with Tepic's Teachings, breaking down the word "puñeta" from fancy sleeve cuffs to its wild, explicit slang definitions! Things get completely infuriating on the Homie Helpline as listeners share traumatic stories of evil stepmothers tearing families apart. Callers expose horrific stepmoms who made a 7-year-old eat off the floor like a dog, set up fake theft traps, and convinced a mother her daughter was pursuing her serial-cheating husband. On Hella Studious, the crew reacts to

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01:18:12

09/28/26 Cuddling the Paranormal Mimic 👻🥰 | Brown Bag...

Brown Bag Mornings ·

2026/09/28

The squad dives into a spooky Homie Helpline featuring "paranormal mimics" and a "glowing Cholita" that told a listener to shut up while she was trying to get with his uncle. Between the ghost stories, the crew investigates Karol G and Drake’s spicy Houston performance and offers a massive apology to the viral Giants Game wife they accidentally roasted. 🤫🔥👻[Edited by @iamdyre 🥰]Chapters(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local(3:31) Chisme(7:07) Scary Things(10:37) Petty Police(16:46) The Weather W/

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00:35:42

09/28/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 👻 THE...

Brown Bag Mornings ·

2026/09/28

We’re getting spooky as the crew explores the "paranormal mimic" that tricked a listener into cuddling a ghost instead of his girl! 👻 Things go off the rails on the Homie Helpline with stories of a "glowing Cholita" spirit and a leprechaun-like duende that was spotted swinging its legs at a kitchen table in Sylmar. We also investigate the viral "extraterrestrial" sound in Milwaukee that turned out to be nothing more than a Dominican Dembow track. On the science side, the squad debates NASA’s new

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01:06:16

09/25/26 Quenching the Thirst 😏💦 | Brown Bag Mornings

Brown Bag Mornings ·

2026/09/25

The squad attempts to navigate a scandalous Homie Helpline where listeners expose parents living secret double lives, including a father who hid ten children and a mother planning a secret Armenian romance! 🤐💦 Between the family betrayals, the crew investigates the messy legal battle over Chadwick Boseman’s multi-million dollar estate and roasts the "matcha men" who think tequila is for girls. 🦁☕️🍟+ Special guest Angie Vee![Edited by @iamdyre 🌦️]Chapters(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local(00:36)

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00:29:10

09/25/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🐾...

Brown Bag Mornings ·

2026/09/25

The crew is diving into the heartbreaking "Wakanda Forever" fallout as Chadwick Boseman’s family and wife battle over suspicious medical records and a alleged missing recording that would give his brothers 90% of his film residuals. Things get completely toxic on the Homie Helpline when a listener reveals her father lived a double life with 10 children and three different women, even tricking her into visiting her own siblings by calling them "cousins". Another caller exposes her late mother’s

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01:00:49

09/24/26 He Cashed My Deposit!?!? 💰😈 | Brown Bag...

Brown Bag Mornings ·

2026/09/24

The squad attempts to mediate a legendary Homie Helpline featuring Sammy, the ultimate "Bendy" who paid over $1,000 for an apartment only for a new man to send him selfies from the bathroom. Between Greg's "original crash out" story about an Arizona husband and delusional exes trying to sabotage marriages, the crew dives into why Will Smith turned down The Matrix and reacts to the "stinky old woman" in Santa Clarita terrorizing street vendors. 🏠🦁🌯[Edited by @iamdyre 😢]Chapters(00:00) Don't You

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00:29:27

09/24/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🎬 WILL...

Brown Bag Mornings ·

2026/09/24

The squad dives into Chisme with Angie, reacting to Willow Smith revealing that Will Smith turned down iconic roles to keep "heavy energy" out of the house. Things get completely unhinged on the Homie Helpline as Sammy confesses he’s being the ultimate "Bendy" for love—paying for his ex’s apartment while her new man hangs out in the salah. We also hear from Noam, who is dealing with a delusional ex trying to sabotage his new marriage through screenshots and mind games. Plus, the crew roasts a viral

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