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PODCAST

No Autographs, Please!

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Podcast superstars and best friends Arden Myrin (Will You Accept This Rose?) and Bryan Safi (Attitudes!) are on a mission to KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF, GIRL with this hybrid improv comedy and chat show! Every week they talk hot pop culture gossip, world travel tips (like what the best city dump in the country is) and the cruel world of amateur tennis. Then as sexy singles, they take YOUR real dating stories and improvise them with a fabulous special CELEBRITY guest, ending in a reveal of how it actually

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All Episodes

65:15

"Arden and Bryan's Redemption Tour!" w/ Lauren Lapkus

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2023/07/07

The love of Arden and Bryan's friendship life, as well as their arch baking nemesis (aka "The Root of All Evil"), Lauren Lapkus returns for the finale episode of NAPS season one! The Hero's Journey began with a disparaged peanut butter mug cake! Will the fame seeking twins win over (not neglected child) Lauren's heart (AND STOMACH!) as they go for a perfected round two PBFit desert? Or will they crash and BURN!? All that plus a date at GOOP KITCHEN! Gladyss the Orc Mother!See

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64:19

“Moines De Moines Iowa” w/ Lauren Ash

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2023/06/30

Is your job CLOWN? Are you a ghost that braids horse mane? Then you’ve come to the right place! This week the supremely talented and hilarious Lauren Ash (“Superstore,” “Not Dead Yet”) talks the untrustworthiness of birds, crow funerals and of course, peanut butter powder. Plus a romantic date at Starbucks! One iced Canadian latte to go please!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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76:17

"Spit It & Get It!" w/ Sam Pancake

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2023/06/23

Grab your Porsche backpacks and get into this! This week, the tender gift of the clown is brought to you by the hilarious, dashing, and whip-smart Sam Pancake (“Search Party,” “A Million Little Things.”) We talk how we should have residencies at sex clubs, how many times we can say Kimberly Akimbo, what to do when faced with a donut wall, plus we go on a picnic date! And cake, honeys, cake!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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67:46

"The Boxcar Children!" w/ Nicole Byer

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2023/06/16

Glamorous Comedy SUPERSTAR Nicole Byer (Nailed it! Grand Crew) joins Arden and Bryan to chat ANGRY ELEPHANTS! VIN DIESEL! and TAKING MONEY FROM YOUR SIBLINGS! Are you ready to fall in love with a man named Birdy who stole the Declaration of Independence for the purposes of laminating it? Well LOOK NO FURTHER than THIS MADNESS! Can these two orphan racoons/ aspiring bakers win over the host of Nailed It! with their infamous PBfit Peanut Butter Mug Cake??? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!See

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54:30

"If You Don't Look Your Worst, How will You Look Your...

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2023/06/09

Hi dearest hearts! This week, Arden and Bryan are joined by the cool-hot-hip-fun-funny Charles Rogers (co-creator of "Search Party.") We talk community theatre and its highs and lows (which are also highs), then we go on a date to Chili's (finally!); and, naturally peanut butter cake! What will Charles give it? Search THIS party to find out! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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56:46

"Hot Air Balloon Sextacular!" w/ Stephanie Allynne

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2023/06/02

Stephanie Allynne (The L Word, One Mississippi) joins Arden and Bryan for a non-stop episode of hot dates!! She's so hot she dates HERSELF in the improv portion! This episode has it ALLLLLL HUNNNAY alpha theater kids, runaway helium balloons, open robes!!! If you think YOU got bullied in high school- THINK AGAIN KITTY CATS- because Stephanie has a story for YOU! Call the press! Do your contouring! Sit back and CHILLLLLAX!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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66:48

"Hop on, Pop!" with Mike Castle

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2023/05/26

This week we have a really fancy guest, which you can tell because of his last name alone! The hilarious comedian and actor Mike Castle ("Curb Your Enthusiasm," "Brews Brothers") is here to share delightful stories of lamp-stealing neighbors named Glenn and the shame of being defeated by a teenager at chess tournaments. Then Arden, Bryan and Mike go on a date on a retirement cruise ship! All that plus a peanut butter cake score that left these mouths agape. Hop on, Pop!See omnystudio.com/listener

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64:26

"Coke Stroke is OUT! Bar Rescue is IN!" w/ Gareth...

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2023/05/19

Comedy superstar Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop, Arrested Development) join Arden and Bryan to discuss the glamorous MAGIC of comedy club owners, the chic arrogance of at-home PRINTERS, and how sexy it is to start a car with a SCREWDRIVER HUNNNNAY! All this AND Bryan and Arden have HIGH HOPES for the their glorious PBFit Mug Cake when Gareth actually seems to enjoy his ZEVIA, STEVIA soda? Will one of their guests actually ENJOY their sexy sweet offerings???? Tune in to find out!!See

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54:53

"Just Waiting For My Dad To Die" w/ Laci Mosley

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2023/05/12

The Scam Goddess herself is in the HOUSE! Laci Mosley ("iCarly", "A Black Lady Sketch Show") joins Arden and Bryan for an afternoon of delusional brides! Death Doulas! PB Fit baking (aka Microwaving!) and sexy dates at Beer Gardens! Did they call the press on themselves for being TOO SEXY????? Tune in and find OUT!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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57:35

"Can I Move In With You?" w/ Carl Tart

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2023/05/05

This week Arden and Bryan welcome the always delightful and always hilarious Carl Tart ("Grand Crew," "Star Trek: Lower Decks"!) They talk one-way streets, mopping, and of course no episode would be complete without - you guessed it - sports talk! They then go on a luxurious date to LegoLand. And we got a new listener-submitted recipe for the peanut butter cake! Will it change anything? Fingers crossed!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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62:14

"Boys Can Be Witches Too!" w/ Michael Hitchcock

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2023/04/28

National Treasure and star of multiple Christopher Guest movies Michael Hitchcock joins Arden and Bryan for a HOUSE PARTY adventure like no other. He's the Cop Zaddy of your dreams! Arden and Bryan cook up a GORGEOUS peanut butter dessert complete with Micheal's PRETZELS... (and NO he did not like it.). Also we learn about Mike's childhood drama teacher in our NAPS of the week!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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51:02

"Dinosaurs Aren’t in the Bible!" w/ Jacquis Neal

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2023/04/21

This week, Arden and Bryan talk to the hilarious and stylish Jacquis Neal (“Grand Crew,” “Physical”) about that orange man’s NAPS energy, plus a lady who shut down a train because a Dorito was stuck in her throat! And then they all go on a date in a cemetery. And what does Jacquis rate this week’s peanut butter cake? We’re hoping for at least a 5.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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61:56

"The Lady Always Faces Out!" w/ Paul F. Tompkins

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2023/04/14

Do we even need an intro for this icon? Paul F. Tompkins (Cher) is on the pod! Paul joins us and nominates king of kings Steven Slater - the JetBlue flight attendant who quit his job via aircraft escape slide - for the biggest NAPS energy of the week. Plus, Arden and Bryan go on a date at a New England water park but that annoying little girl Chloe shows up. And did Paul like this week's peanut butter cake? Listen to find out!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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57:05

"The Buffet Is Open!" w/ Lauren Lapkus

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2023/04/07

Arden and Bryan welcome the one and only Lauren Lapkus aka Princess Hollywood! They reveal who's giving No Autrographs Please energy this week including one lady who sent her entire town holiday cards that said "Go to Hell!" So chic! Plus, Arden and Bryan go on a date at the Cheesecake Factory. And did Lauren like this week's peanut butter cake? Too cool! Too much! Too Hollywood!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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60:17

"Epcot Hedda!" w/ Drew Droege

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2023/03/31

Arden Myrin and Bryan Safi are friends who have it ALL!...LOOKS! PEANUT BUTTER POWDER! A BLUE MICROWAVE!!! On the first ever episode of their new podcast they explain what NO AUTOGRAPHS PLEASE! ENERGY IS...WHO is serving it, and HOW TO GET IT! They are also joined by comedy superstar DREW DROEGE (Bob's Burgers) on a date from HEAVEN at the IKEA CAFE based off of tweeted in real life dates gone wrong! They've got it ALL HUNNNAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Introducing: No Autographs, Please!

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2023/03/23

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