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Real Men Don"t Wear Long Sleeves

A football podcast with zero testicles

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68:52

Round 3: Bailey Dale, A Recognisable Man

Real Men Don"t Wear Long Sleeves ·

2025/03/30

In this episode we watch to see if Rory Lobb and the Bulldogs end up answering for their assaults on Mason Cox's cheekbones and the presence of the son of the most hated media personality in the Real Men team. Featuring your favourite segments of Hot Goss, Bone to Kicks, Checking in on our guys, as well as some new segments that may not be attempted in podcast format ever again.

69:30

Round 1: The Blonde Jacob Elordi?

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2025/03/16

Footy. Camping. Painting. Sinking. Yarning. Ranging off.

66:00

Round 0: The Winds of Change are Blowing for Tom Barrass

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2025/03/09

Opening round has us returning to season 2025 feeling like we've been downgraded from a Tropical Cyclone to a category one system. Sit down as we go through all our predictions for 2025, broadcasting wars, nepo babies, including a fair amount of a 6 month old's thoughts and feelings.

60:36

Round 8: Marcus Bontempelli's 2cm of Growth Has...

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2024/05/05

It's Round 8, the Real Men are back in AFL's unofficial rivalry round. We discuss the best and worst rivalries, nightmare blunt rotations and who from the Bulldogs team can be best attributed to historical Russian figures.

58:00

Round 3: Marry Tex For The Money

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2024/03/31

Sit back and listen to us watch the worst Friday night footy in our hoodies as we take on the important topics of Aussie hip hop, New Zealand AFL teams, and incredibly harrowing F**k, marry, kills.

65:26

Round 2: The Darkest Timeline of Ben King Colonising...

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2024/03/24

This week, the Bulldogs take on the Suns in Ballarat, where we ponder who is leading the comeback of the goatee, discuss the financial impacts of the GWS cat rescue mission, and we also get to know our new friend Malcolm Mally Rosas.

56:38

Round 1: I See You've Played Perkins Durham Before

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2024/03/18

The Real Men are back for Season 2024!!! It's been a while, and there's a lot of confusion around who the frick some of the Essendon players are. We look into the crystal ball to see what what this year holds for our beloved teams, as well as what Kate Middleton might be up to with her BBL.

60:26

Round 24: Tom Green Smiles Strong

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2023/08/28

Nobody likes you when you're 32.

62:30

Round 17: The Curious Case of Jake Stringer's Neck...

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2023/07/10

There's a runsheet this week and it's time for banter.

67:18

Round 15: Watching the 9PM New Years Eve Fireworks...

Real Men Don"t Wear Long Sleeves ·

2023/06/25

What are the best tactics for pulling all-nighters at primary school sleepovers? What's the best food to at the footy and what the hell are they putting in those gourmet hotdogs? Find out all of that and more on this weeks episode of Real Men Don't Wear Long Sleeves.

12:39

Bonus Content: Player Playlists

Real Men Don"t Wear Long Sleeves ·

2023/06/14

Little treat for all real men who love their beats. To reiterate we are not affiliated with Telstra or Spotify in any way shape or from please support independent creators and if you are a powerful corporation please do not sue or issue cease and desists

68:18

Round 13: Andrew Phillips is Prime Minister Material

Real Men Don"t Wear Long Sleeves ·

2023/06/12

In Round 13, the Bombers and their army of giant red heads defeat the insipid Blues as we talk adult men with freckles, the redemption of Toby Greene, and look forward to the looming spectre of a finals rivalry.

65:17

Round 11: Andrew Brayshaw Calls Mum to Break Up the...

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2023/05/29

In Round 11, it's NAR vs WAL. As the Brayshaw brothers fight it out, we touch on incest threesome, wax figurines, why Caleb Serong will be the next Prime Minister, and which Australian animals would have the most success on the footy field.

58:12

Round 10: Jye Amiss Just Woke Up

Real Men Don"t Wear Long Sleeves ·

2023/05/21

In Round 10, we watch the Walyalup play Geelong, whilst putting our skills to the test of guessing AFL players from their Instagram captions. We also consider the best scoreboard formats in our time, and the best moustaches in the AFL.

68:57

Round 8: Making Love to Josh Dunkley By the Fire

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2023/05/07

In Round 8, we discuss the rights of the Tasmanian devil, find out what happened to the players from the long forgotten TV show 'The Recruit', and read a heart-warming story of a 5 year old that kicked 100 goals in a showdown.

69:42

Round 7: Jack Higgins (Dan Butler) has Evil Facial...

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2023/05/01

In Round 7, it's Friday night footy in our hoodies and Erin faces her fears as we watch Port vs St Kilda. We discuss our grand plans if one of us was to step in as AFL CEO, and take a deep dive on Essendon's name origins whilst determining which of us would go to war.

62:59

Round 6: Jack Macrae Is The Promise Ring Type

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2023/04/25

In Round 6, the Dogs teach the Dockers a lesson out west, while we discuss the infamous 'Lobster Tears', cast a potential AFL version of Ready Steady Cook, and brainstorm possibilities for future Grand Final entertainment.

75:08

Round 5: Harry McKay Is Cursed By The Real Men

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2023/04/17

It's Gather Round baby. In Round 5, Carlton lose to Crows and prove that Erin curses every player she runs into as the Real Men are treated to some South Australian trivia history.

58:53

Round 4: Jarrod Berries and Cream

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2023/04/10

In Round 4, we're here for the hoo-ha as Collingwood take on Brisbane at the Gabba, and we discuss key characters of the game, dick pics, and how Gill McLachlan and Andrew Demetriou both got flushed away.

67:36

Round 3: Fergalicious Greene

Real Men Don"t Wear Long Sleeves ·

2023/04/05

In Round 3, Hawthorn play North and we ask some serious questions, such as: Why does JHF get booed? Is Nick Daicos overrated? And most importantly, what contrarian opinions will it take for Rose to get booted off mid-episode?

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