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Hail Chaos

Hail Chaos is a new fantasy-comedy podcast, where monsters skulk, danger is everywhere and laughs lurk around every corner. Follow our intrepid adventurers as they delve into the Black Fortress, fighting to survive and competing for points along the way. Who will survive and who will win the game? Let us tell you a tale of high adventure. Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright, improv performer and award-winning comedy writer (David Nobbs Memorial Trust Award 2023). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for

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42:35

Life's a Pitch Crossover: The Frostie Movie- It's...

Hail Chaos ·

2026/09/24

This week we have a special crossover treat with Life's A Pitch Podcast, with Jessie & Alex pitching movies that should never exist alongside Tom and Matt!We're very grateful to Tom and Matt for letting us cross our feeds over: Go follow Life's A Pitch on all their socials: YouTube, Spotify and Bluesky.Today we're pitching some Mascot movies, and find ourselves in a world of conspiracy and wonder, as teens break into the factory which made exactly one enormous Frostie, and are

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27:29

Bonus Episode: Campfire Tales

Hail Chaos ·

2026/09/17

Welcome, traveller. After many adventures, we are taking a moment to rest by the campfire, and tell tales. The adventure can begin next week. For now, join us, roast a marshmallow, and learn about Dutch ambulances, how to get cast reality TV shows, and the Sheffield lunch alarm.Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.comXanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on InstaLouie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch

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14:22

Danger Gnome

Hail Chaos ·

2026/09/10

Welcome, traveller. Having pleased Angharad and won the great treasure of friendship, Xanax, Louie and Carpy must part ways. But nothing is ever as hard as 'goodbye', especially not when there's a dragon with a really poor sense of humour involved.Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.comXanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on InstaLouie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook, Side

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15:04

Are You Not Entertained?

Hail Chaos ·

2026/09/03

Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Carpy now face the final test, in the sight of the gods and 1,000 Gnomes, and judged by the great dragon Angharad. Will the meet the lofty standards of the Prank Gnomes? Or will they be broken against the most terrible obstacle of all- Angharad's sense of humour?Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.comXanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on InstaLouie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at

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16:08

The Chamber of Temptation

Hail Chaos ·

2026/08/27

Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Carpy must turn their gazes inwards, face their deepest vices, and resist temptation. But can they overcome their own desires and be pure of heart? And, more to the point, do they even want to?Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.comXanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on InstaLouie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook, Side Quest Insta and

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28:50

Two Steps Forward

Hail Chaos ·

2026/08/20

Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Carpy face the first Trial of the Prank Gnomes. All they have to do is cross a floor covered in mysterious glyphs. But in this mystical place, nothing is quite as it seems- or so easy as it should be.Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.comXanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on InstaLouie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook, Side Quest Insta

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22:33

The Fellowship of the Ass

Hail Chaos ·

2026/08/13

Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Carpy find themselves fleeing the Orcs, but salvation comes from the unlikeliest of places! A strangely Gnome-shaped door beckons, and a mysterious benefactor offers them an escape. But can this sunglasses-wearing Gnome be trusted?Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.comXanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on InstaLouie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky

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7:09

Out Of Harem's Way

Hail Chaos ·

2026/08/06

Welcome, traveller. Our brave heroes' attempt to get Sparklefist the Orc Wizerd executed were... less than successful. THey have taken refuge in the one place they might not be followed- Lord Bloodbucket's own harem. But will his saucy concubines be a help, or a hindrance?Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.comXanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on InstaLouie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast

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20:37

Trials and Tribulations

Hail Chaos ·

2026/07/30

Welcome, traveller. Sparklefist the Orc Wizard is going on trial- and Louie Smallhouse is his lawyer! When the proceedings get disrupted by a dropped Orb and some intriguing visions, all hell breaks loose and court is adjourned- fatally.Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.comXanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on InstaLouie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook, Side Quest Insta

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16:55

The Wizerd's Tower

Hail Chaos ·

2026/07/23

Welcome, traveller. Xanax Moonbeam, Louie Smallhouse and Carpy Deem have managed to trick Bloodbucket into thinking they have been sent by the terrible Lord Ashheart. But now they have to fulfil their 'mission'; getting Sparklefist the Orc Wizerd to cast magic. And that's a lot harder than bamboozling an Orc sentry.Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.comXanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on InstaLouie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his

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36:12

Castle Bloodbucket

Hail Chaos ·

2026/07/16

Welcome, traveller. Xanax Moonbeam, Louie Smallhouse and Carpy Deem find themselves at the threshold of a mysterious (and janky) Orc castle, in the catacombs beneath the Black Fortress. The way forward seems to be through the castle- getting in is easy. Getting out is a different story. Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.comXanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on InstaLouie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a

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27:42

The Mystery Crate

Hail Chaos ·

2026/07/09

Welcome, traveller. After a good night's sleep, Xanax Moonbeam and Louie Smallhouse awake to find they have crashed in the bachelor pad of Carpy Deem- football star, popular jock, and all round party gnome. But a mysterious crate contains clues to the Man in the Wide Brimmed Hat... and bids them ascend to new adventure.Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.comXanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on InstaLouie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his

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16:22

Safe At Last

Hail Chaos ·

2026/07/02

Welcome, traveller. After gruelling trials, running the gauntlet, and a (very) close brush with death, Xanax, Louie and Gortch find a warm chamber with soft beds, food rations, and lockable door. Nothing suspicious here! Surely a good night's sleep will rest and refresh them.But whose room is this? And what will happen when they come back..?Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.comXanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on InstaLouie Smallhouse-

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10:23

The Fall of Louie Smallhouse

Hail Chaos ·

2026/06/25

Welcome, traveller. Xanax, Louie and Gortch face a rope bridge, with the Warhound hot on their trail. A bold plan goes wrong... and someone pays the ultimate price.Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.comXanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on InstaLouie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook, Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! BlueskyGortch Grabems- Trystan Youngjohn. Follow on Insta

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29:48

Throwing Down The Gauntlet

Hail Chaos ·

2026/06/18

Welcome, traveller. Running for their lives, Xanax, Louie and Gortch find a deadly obstacle course between them and freedom. With pendulous axes swinging, a bottomless drop, and foes at their back- can they make it through in time?One member of the team is lost... but who will it be..?Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.comXanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on InstaLouie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a

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21:20

School's Out For Ever

Hail Chaos ·

2026/06/11

Welcome, traveller. Pursued by the terrible Warhound, Xanax, Louie and Gortch Grabems the Goblin are faced with but one escape- a terrifyingly thin ledge around a bottomless (possibly magical) chasm, and a thick portcullis barring their flight. Careful steps and a table of mystery potions may see them through, but will those magical libations prove a boon... or a bane?Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.comXanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow

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32:19

Goblin Soup

Hail Chaos ·

2026/06/04

Welcome, traveller. Lost in the tunnels, Xanax Moonbeam and Luie Smallhouse come across a strange new friend, Gortch Grabems the Goblin. Gortch is the last survivor of a vicious massacre- and the perpetrator is still somewhere in the tunnels.To our heroes' ears, the fell breeze carries a fearsome cry..."KINGSLAYEEEEEEER..."Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.comXanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on InstaLouie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow

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19:43

Tally Ho!

Hail Chaos ·

2026/05/28

Welcome, traveller. Our heroes have slain the Illuminator and conquered the Tower of the Black Pool, and helter-skelter their way to freedom. But what can they afford with all those prize tickets?Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.comXanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on InstaLouie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook, Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! BlueskyBeech Repeete- Ant

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26:23

Wax On, Wax Off

Hail Chaos ·

2026/05/21

Welcome, traveller. So it has come to this: the battle against THE ILLUMINATOR, master of the Tower of the Black Pool. With a cadre of armed wax warriors, Louie, Xanax and Beech storm the top of the tower and face the wizard head-on. With so much magic flying around, can they win the day unscathed?Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.comXanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on InstaLouie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at

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17:55

Getting Waxed

Hail Chaos ·

2026/05/14

Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and the wizard Beech Repeete have bested the giant puppeteer and made their way into the Hall of Wax Heroes- where they are confronted by effigies of their own mentors! With the Illuminator at the top of the tower, can these waxworks give anything to help in the battle?Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.comXanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on InstaLouie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work

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