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PODCAST

Blank Propaganda Machine

Kirk Wilson, Jed Craig, & Kraig Schaulin

Welcome to Blank Propaganda Machine — the comedy channel where satire, absurdity, and unfiltered humor converge to lampoon the world of propaganda and debate. Featuring a lineup of original podcasts, we parody the tactics of media manipulation and over-the-top rhetoric, delivering content that’s as thought-provoking as it is hilarious.

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All Episodes

26:10

Mass Debate: Which Dakota is Better? - South vs North

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2026/01/13

On this week's episode, the battle lines are drawn straight across the Great Plains as special guest Andy Bateman and Jed face off over one burning question: Which Dakota is better - South or North? Andy comes out swinging with the geographic equivalent of a mic drop, firing off location names like Wall Drug, Mount Rushmore, and Sturgis with zero context but maximum devastation. Jed, meanwhile, stares into the void, realizing North Dakota may just be a Canadian buffer zone with oil money and ...

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20:33

Mass Debate: Which Character Was the Cooler 80s Toy?...

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2026/01/06

On this week's episode, it’s plush-on-plush carnage as Jed and JT try to stuff each other over which 80s icon was the cooler toy: Teddy Ruxpin or My Pet Monster? Jed rolls in hard on Team Ruxpin, calling him “the animatronic king of the toy aisle”, a storytelling legend with more charm than a Care Bear on quaaludes. But things take a hard emotional turn when Jed reveals he never actually owned a Teddy Ruxpin, tearfully confessing his childhood was filled with bootleg bedtime hugs from a stuff...

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24:02

Mass Debate: Which Boogie is Best? - Boot Scootin'...

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2025/12/30

On this week's episode, sparks fly and boots stomp as special guest Chris Morris and resident cowboy Jed go toe-to-toe over Which Boogie is Best: Boot Scootin’ Boogie or the Electric Boogie? Chris slides into Team Electric with confidence, praising it as a cross-cultural groove that unites weddings, cookouts, and awkward party goers across the globe. But Jed ain't havin’ it! He straps on his spurs and defends Boot Scootin’ like it's the last honky tonk on Earth, accusing Chris of spittin’ in ...

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22:42

Mass Debate: Is Mariah Carey's "All I Want For...

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2025/12/23

On this week's episode the eggnog is flowing, the sleigh bells are ringing, and the claws are out as Kirk and Jed square off over the Queen of Christmas herself with the question: Is Mariah Carey’s holiday earworm “All I Want for Christmas Is You” the greatest Xmas song of all time? Kirk comes in hotter than chestnuts on an open fire, praising Mariah as a divine snow-dusted goddess of holiday cheer, whose high notes could thaw even the iciest of cold hearts. Jed, meanwhile, argues the song is...

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17:07

Mass Debate: Is Die Hard a Christmas Movie? -...

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2025/12/16

Grab your eggnog and settle in by the fire, because on this week's episode things get festively explosive as Kraig and special guest Adam Draper jingle each other's bells over one burning question: Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Yippee-Ki-Yay…or Yippee-Ki-Nay? Adam steps in with cold, calculated cheerlessness, arguing that Die Hard lacks the holy trinity of Christmas essentials: snow, presents, and a fat guy in red. But Kraig, twinkling with delusion and a jiggle to his belly, declares that A...

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20:27

Mass Debate: Which Brother is the Better Actor?...

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2025/12/02

On this week's episode, the gloves are off and the tiger blood is flowing as special guest JT and Kraig face off over a sibling showdown for the ages: Which brother is the better actor - Charlie Sheen or Emilio Estevez? JT comes in hot with a fistful of chaos praising Charlie’s legendary run of drugs, babes, and sitcom paychecks, calling him a warlock of the screen. Kraig claps back with heartfelt pride, naming Emilio a hometown hero for producing not one but two whole movies in Cincinnati, w...

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24:11

Mass Debate: Which is Better? - Having a Tail vs...

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2025/11/25

On this week's episode, moderator Jed kicks off the weirdest episode yet with a question pulled straight from a late-night YouTube rabbit hole and the deranged mind of Christopher Walken: Would you rather have a tail…or the ability to fly? Yes, really. Confusion builds immediately as Kirk, representing Team Flying, argues for flight the only way he knows how - through pure laziness and cheapness, saying it’d cut down on gas money and stairs. Meanwhile, Kraig latches onto Team Tail like a desp...

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19:18

Mass Debate: Which Chris is the Better Chris? - Pratt...

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2025/11/18

Get ready for a full blown Chris-tastrophe, because it’s a battle of the beefcakes as Jed and Kraig argue over which Chris is the Chrisiest: Pratt or Hemsworth. Jed stumbles out of the gate, unable to name more than two of Pratt’s roles, but still insists he’s the ultimate every man who can tame raptors by day and crush Pawnee burgers by night. But Kraig isn’t having it, scoffing that “Pratt Brat” Jed is just blinded by Star-Lord sparkle, while he puts all his faith in his homeboy “Hemi”, cit...

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21:07

Mass Debate: Who Would Win in a Physical Fight? -...

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2025/11/11

Get ready to beat it into the ring, because this week on Mass Debate, Jed and Kirk square off over a heavyweight hypothetical: Who would win in a physical fight between Young Michael Jackson or Old Prince? Jed throws the first jab, backing Jackson 5–era Michael as a wiry survivor with iron lungs, faster feet, and years of trauma-fueled stamina. Kirk counters with cold, calculated confidence, arguing that an older Prince, hardened by decades in the purple trenches of Minneapolis, would fight l...

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19:34

Mass Debate: Which Direction is Best for Time...

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2025/11/04

Buckle up, time travelers, 'cause where we're going, you don't need...chodes! But your about to get a triple dose listening to these wisenheimers. On this week's episode, the timeline gets twisted as Kirk and Kraig argue which direction is best for time travel: always to the future or always to the past. Kirk proudly claims he’s a “forward thinker” who’s too busy blasting ahead to be weighed down by Kraig’s VHS-era fantasies. But Kraig, decked out in historical inaccuracies, insists the past ...

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24:10

Mass Debate: Which Horror Movie Icon is Easier to Get...

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2025/10/28

Happy Halloween, Mass Debation enthusiasts! Get ready for a fun-sized debate, but you better check this one for razor blades, because the arguments are sharp and bound to cut deep! We try to get down to the giggle and gore as we debate which pint-sized horror menace is easier to outrun: Chucky, the foul-mouthed doll or Leprechaun, the gold-obsessed gremlin. Kraig argues it’s simple physics - you can’t run from magic, but you can dropkick a doll across a parking lot. Jed, ever the techni...

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22:35

Mass Debate: Which is the Better Way to Eat Leftover...

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2025/10/21

On this week’s episode, things get saucy fast when Jed and Kirk go slice-for-slice over the ultimate morning after mystery: Should leftover pizza be reheated and revitalized or devoured cold like a soul invigorating treat? Jed insists pizza deserves resurrection through fire, preaching the gospel of crispy crusts and gooey cheese as if he’s reviving a culinary Lazarus. But Kirk, still wearing last night’s glitter and regret, argues that cold pizza is the breakfast of champions, and the only t...

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18:55

Mass Debate: Which is the Better Superpower? -...

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2025/10/14

In this week's super charged episode, Kraig swears Invisibility is the key to world peace, claiming he could end the Russia-Ukraine war by ghosting into enemy bunkers and spooking leaders into submission. Jed counters with Teleportation, arguing it’s the only power that lets you skip traffic, dodge bullets, and still make it home in time for Murder She Wrote. Things escalate when they get weirdly passionate about which power is better for stabbing assailants - Kraig likes the slow, creeping p...

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18:47

Mass Debate: Who is the Definitive Portrayal of...

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2025/10/07

Holy schnikes, Batman! Things get batty fast as Kirk channels his inner American psycho to argue that Christian Bale’s gravelly voice and tortured realism puts asses in seats and raked in box office billions. Meanwhile, Kraig slides into his spandex nostalgia and fires back that Adam West was the true Batman - quippy, campy, and always ready to open up a can of Bat-shark repellent. Kirk fires back that West’s version was basically Batman: The Musical, minus the trauma, and says Bruce Wayne wa...

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21:13

Mass Debate: Which is the Better Franchise? - Star...

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2025/09/30

In this week’s spaced out episode, Kraig referees the ultimate nerd showdown: Star Wars vs Star Trek! Jed unsheathes his lightsaber, bragging about ILM’s special effects and insisting that “pew pew” beats philosophy any day. Meanwhile, Kirk boldly roasts Star Wars as a one-trick pony that’s been milked harder than a Bantha teat for 40 years, while beaming about Star Trek as the hopeful, utopian fantasy we should all be working toward. Kraig just tries to keep the phasers set to “stun” b...

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22:34

Mass Debate: Which is the Cooler Childhood Dream Job?...

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2025/09/23

Get ready to blastoff to the debate rodeo, as Kirk moderates the childhood dream job showdown: Cowboy vs. Spaceman! Kraig saddles up with romantic visions of the open range, campfires, and sleeping under the stars, while Jed rockets in insisting astronauts are the ultimate panty droppers who drive fast cars and live like Don Draper in zero gravity. Kraig retorts that astronauts are just lonely diaper jockeys choking down Tang, while cowboys eat steak and ride free. Jed says it's lonely out on...

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23:46

Mass Debate: Who Has the Crazier Fans - Taylor Swift...

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2025/09/16

On this week’s glitter-caked, face-painted fever dream of a show, the crew dives headfirst into the fanbase Thunderdome: Swifties vs. Juggalos - who’s more unhinged? Kraig bravely moderates a cultural cage match between two armies of deranged devotion , as Jed paints Swifties as sparkly-eyed demolition goblins who descend on cities like bedazzled locusts, causing traffic jams, and destroying souls. But guest debater Jason counters with the cold hard truth: Juggalos burn tires for warmth, drin...

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22:31

Mass Debate: Which Actor is More Entertaining to...

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2025/09/09

Let's turn the lights down, break out the popcorn and sodas, and get ready for this wildly unhinged big screen throwdown between Jed, who sort of remembers which character - Bill or Ted, was played by Keanu, and Kraig, who’s ready to crown Nicolas Cage the patron saint of unhinged cinema. Jed valiantly stumbles through The Matrix and John Wick, while Kraig demands answers for The Replacements and delivers a masterclass in Cage’s legendary spectrum - from bug-eyed lunatic to whiskey-soaked lun...

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23:33

Mass Debate: Who is the Better Character? - Turner vs...

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2025/09/02

Things get ruff this week as Kirk mounts a steamy defense of Turner, insisting that Tom Hanks, in the throes of his pre-Oscar hotness, acted circles around a slobbery co-star who couldn’t even deliver a line without drooling. Congressman Andy Bateman comes in swinging for Hooch, declaring that "man's best friend" is clearly the top dog in a popularity contest. Kraig tries to keep things under control but ends up just watching the two guests go at it like dogs in heat. In the end, it's man vs....

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19:17

Mass Debate: Is Steven Seagal the Greatest Martial...

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2025/08/26

This week’s episode will hit you like a half-hearted roundhouse kick to the face! Kirk squares off with Kraig over the ultimate question no one really asked: Is Steven Seagal the greatest martial arts action hero of all time? Kirk, fully aware that Seagal is an out-of-shape, rizzless dumpster man, still defends him as an icon - mostly because watching a beady-eyed, sweaty, spoiled-ham of a man try to aikido chop bad guys never ceases to entertain. Kraig fires back with actual evidence, like J...

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