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PODCAST

The 3 Wise Men Couldn"t Make it

Three unwise friends discuss a different HOT TOPIC every week and their colorful (read: weird) life experiences with a total lack of sanity and a big dollop of moronic comedy. Life advice WILL be given but probably should be ignored.

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All Episodes

76:21

Season 3 Episode 3 - Rich Birthday Bonanza

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2025/07/08

Send us a text In a wildly self-indulgent episode we celebrate the birthday of the most clinically insane member of the group - the mighty Rich. Listen on as we shower Rich with gifts, accolades, and pepper the podcast with interesting birthday thoughts to ponder. Who really enjoys birthday cards? What's the best birthday food? Does anyone really like birthday cake? Listen in and enjoy this giant back slapping excercise!

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45:27

Season 3 Episode 2 - Apple Watch Tips and who would...

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2025/06/22

Send us a text Its a Carl free Ep this time as he was at Download 2025 (check out the vlog on the You tube channel). In this episode a bereft Pete and Rich discuss some incredibly useful Apple Watch handy hints in the first ever DICK TIPS segment. Then we dive into a hot and heavy political discussion about who would make a better POTUS than Lil' Donny Trump, the answer may surprise you. I mean that's not difficult shoes to fill is it? WOMP WOMP! ENJOY PEEPS!

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61:36

ALL NEW Season 3 Episode 1 - POLITICS AND 3 IDIOTS -...

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2025/06/08

Send us a text OK folks, season 2 was a bit all over the shop so we are recalibrating, with a hot new season 3! MORE CONTROVERSIAL TOPICS! COOL MINISERIES! HOT OPINIONS! REGULAR UPLOADS! SEX! And in this debut NEW FORMAT ep we discuss the feud of the century. The worlds most 'not on drugs' richest man vs the worlds most powerful orange man! Its bigger than Godzilla vs Kong! Deadpool vs Wolverine! Pat Butcher vs Pat Sharpe! Its Elon Musk vs Donald J Trump!

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60:35

Season 2 Episode 5 - Dad Jokes Special

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2025/06/08

Send us a text Yeah, yeah we know, we jumped a couple of eps here, personal stuff got in the way and and the files went bye bye. You can however watch them all on You tube! This ep sees the us attempt to not crack up at each others terrible, appalling, very very bad dad jokes. The finest form of humor in the galaxy. Laugh you get belted with a hammer, lightsaber or axolotl. And that's no joke! Log onto The Tube for the full experience.

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60:36

Season 2 Episode 1 - Carl's Creamy Facial

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2025/02/04

Send us a text Its the first episode of the all-new, all-different 3 Wise Men Couldn't make It, and with it we bring you more glorious content fresh from the anvils of the podcast gods. This week we are spinning in some fun and games, wanna play Liar Liar? Listen to the latest hot topics on the 3 Wise Newsmen or challenge the Wheel of Waffle? Well tune in True Believer its bumpy ride - for the full experience and our hideous faces WATCH THE YOUTUBE EP PEOPLE!

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Podcast #30 - The 2024 3 Wise Men Oscars - With Leigh...

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2025/01/23

Send us a textIts the Night of Nights as we are joined by Leigh, Guv'nor of The Saddle (Worlds Greatest Rock Bar) for the 2024 3 Wise Men Oscars.Marvel at the lack of glitz and glamour!Gasp at Carl's inability to tell what year it is!Faint at Rich's lack of pop culture knowledge!!We discuss our favorite movies, music and moments from 2024. and things to come in 2025.Jizzhands!!!!!

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62:37

Podcast #29 - New Year Goals and Motivation

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2025/01/10

Send us a textIts a new year and it promises new experiences, new horizons and new stupidity for the Unwise Men. Join us as we discuss the forthcoming events, pods, movies and darts crap to come in 2025. Also would you believe we have 2 very special guests? Well....we do bub.Tune in and drop off people.

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Podcast #28 - We Play Dungeons and Dragons (Very...

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2025/01/05

Send us a textContinuing on the epic saga from our previous D&D Episode, vegan barbarian Grunthong, pan throwing wizard Fannygasp and Carl are in dire straits, being attacked by and angry troll. But what happens when Carl is called back to his home planet? Who will replace his formidable presence? who is Security Dan? What terrors lurk in the D&D Wetherspoons? Can Grunthong get a decent dessert there? Tune into this crap and find out.'Way better than that Lord of the Rings crap' - A B...

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Podcast #26 - How To Run a Music Festival

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2024/12/22

Send us a textIn this episode of the 3 wise men couldn’t make it podcast we decided to create our own fictional music festival with some hilarious outcomes.... want an army of fancy dress Hitlers dancing to the Happy Mondays and a drug snorting Loch Ness Monster? Or you could head over to the Heaven and Hell Festival where you will be screamed at by Brian Blessed or lulled into a false sense of security by Professor Brian Cox. Either way you are in for a treat...We don’t take ourselves to ser...

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Podcast #25 - Real Ghost Stories from The Saddle in...

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2024/12/16

Send us a textWe are once more live and barely alive from The Saddle Rock Bar in Chester and joined by its legendary proprietor, the mighty Leigh. Hop over to You tube for the full video experience, featuring actual CCTV ghost footage from The Saddle and Pete's awful new haircut, as we tell spooky true-life ghost stories and try not to faint in utter terror, and not just from looking at Pete's new haircut.Strap yourselves in folks for a knee-knocking, dread-inducing, a bit of wee in your...

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Podcast #24 - Tough Guys (and Girls)

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2024/11/24

Send us a textYou think you got what it takes? You talking to me? You think you're tough?? You 'aint got the stones mate, you horrible little rodent. This episode we talk about tough guys and girls, what's your tough guy daily routine? Who's the toughest movie character? What does it mean to be tough in this crazy world? All hosted by our very special guest, half sized brother to Vinnie Jones, the one and only pint sized barbarian Mini Jones. Are you tough enough to listen to this o...

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Podcast #23 - How to Run a Pub or Bar - featuring...

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2024/11/17

Send us a textStrap in folks for a VERY special episode as we come to you LIVE from Chester's one and only rock bar, The Saddle. We are joined by its owner, proprietor and self-proclaimed emperor. Leigh and discuss the crazy word of pubs and bars and running THE GREATEST BAR IN THE WORLD.The boys go head to head with Lee to decide who can run the most successful bar, 2 clueless dipshits or an actual successful businessman? The answer will surprise you.Fancy a pint?

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68:33

Podcast #22 - Halloween Horror Extravaganza

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2024/11/17

Send us a textWelcome to our horrifically late Halloween Horror episode. Pop over to YouTube for the full visual treat, as Venom, a Poundland Wolfman and Kick-ass celebrate the spooky season and discuss best horror movie kills, scariest moments and the raw, untrammeled power of Horlicks. Bwahahah, wooooooooo, etc.

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PODCAST #21 WE TALK ANIMALS

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2024/10/24

Send us a textIn this episode we talk Animals but not quite as straight forward as you might think. We ask car what animal part would he like to have on his body and Rich tell us his ideal Animals body part he would choose to have and why. Special guest Steve Irwinits joins us and tells us all about his undying love for crocodiles and his shela brucella. Pete pops in for the hot news and we ponder how come Pete is never around when we have a special guest. It’s almost like superman and Clark ...

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PODCAST #20 BEING BRITISH

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2024/10/20

Send us a textIn this episode of the 3 wise men couldn’t make it we discuss what it means to be British.From music to films we talk our favourite bands and movies. We debate our best and worst towns and cities that the UK has to offer. Join us as we decide our favourite British foods and much more

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29:03

BIG PODCAST NEWS

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2024/10/20

Send us a textWe have some big news in this short update podcast episode, we are only a small podcast just finding our feet and we have had some great news while might help us grow our audience a bit faster. This episode is basically the audio ripped from our second video podcast which you can find in video form on our YouTube channel

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Podcast #19 - We Play Dungeons and...

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2024/09/14

Send us a textDungeons and Dragons, D&D for short is one of the biggest games in the world. In this scintillating ep D&D Expert Jay joins us for a beginners run through of fantasy based insanity. So join the sex Dungoen Master, Gruntthong the Barbarian, Fannygasp the Wizard and Carl on an adventure into the depths of the unknown. Grab your swords, power up your spells and grab your sex toys. Its time to play a game. A very dumb game. No offense to D&D we are crap.....

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Podcast #18 - Agony Aunt Special - WE SPREAD THE LOVE!

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2024/09/14

Send us a textEveryone needs a bit of help sometimes and we at The 3 Wise Men Couldn't Make It are happy to give you, the listener. our kind, gentle, worldly advice. We've all been around the block a bit (apart from Carl) and are more than give sensible, well thought out and dare I say it, SEXY advice. Sit down, make a nice cuppa, chug a bag of ket and tune in!

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82:59

Podcast #17 - Extreme Punishment Quiz Night.

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2024/09/02

Send us a textThe 3 (un)wise men go head to head on quiz subjects of their choosing. Get a question wrong eat a bunch of crap. Be calm, take a deep breath, chin a swift half of Stella and prepare to be quizzed on, the MCU, ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA and TROPICAL FISH (seriously).

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Podcast #16 - HOW TO SURVIVE A HAUNTED HOUSE

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2024/08/13

Send us a Text Message.A mind-shattering descent into EVIL and how to survive in a haunted environment. Join Imagineer, dark poet, sensual LOVER and horrornaut Bob Bassivemalls as he puts Carl and Rich through their paces in a heart-stopping set of scenarios based on ACTUAL HAUNTINGS. The Amityville Horror, Annabelle, Borley Recory and Evil Dead.....AGAIN (FFS). You ears will want to separate from your body in fear, enjoys explorers of the dark ...................................................

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