This is a "weekly" thing that we'll be doing that basically consists of nonsense we made up. This week's is filled to brimming with Portal references.The omnicidal and oh so anxious turtle One day, a rather preposterous-minded turtle decided he would go for a walk. The turtle was named Moses. He supposed that his toeses were roses, but he supposed erroneously. For nobody’s toses are made out of roses as Moses supposes his toeses to be. Yup. He exploded. Then due to some clever quantum
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