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The Useless Hotline

Max Balegde & George Clarke

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.Submit your queries/ dilemmas

comedy news commentary

All Episodes

48:31

Max Balegde Reveals His Plans For Going On Strictly!

The Useless Hotline ·

2025/12/03

Max Balegde Reveals His Plans For Going On Strictly! Discover student living that's more than a room with Student Roost. Visit studentroost.co.uk to find the room that's right for you.Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every

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1:18:24

George Responds to Judges Harsh Comments & Max Tells...

The Useless Hotline ·

2025/11/19

Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotlineDiscover student living that's more than a room with Student Roost. Visit studentroost.co.uk to find the room that's right for you.'Betterhelp 👉 Be at your best. Consider therapy with our paid partner, BetterHelp. Click https://betterhelp.com/TUH for a 10% discount on your first month of therapy.'Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small,

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1:01:35

Max & George Are Going... DOWN UNDER 🇦🇺

The Useless Hotline ·

2025/11/13

Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotlineDiscover student living that's more than a room with Student Roost. Visit studentroost.co.uk to find the room that's right for you.Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us

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39:57

The Truth About George’s Song Choice’s & Max’s Vegas...

The Useless Hotline ·

2025/11/05

Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotlineDiscover student living that's more than a room with Student Roost. Visit studentroost.co.uk to find the room that's right for you.Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us

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43:50

George Clarke shares thoughts on strictly scores...

The Useless Hotline ·

2025/10/28

Get tickets to our Now Hiring tour here: https://linktr.ee/nowhiringtour'Betterhelp 👉 Be at your best. Consider therapy with our paid partner, BetterHelp. Click https://betterhelp.com/TUH for a 10% discount on your first month of therapy.'Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotlineWelcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or

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1:01:27

Max terrifies George with his Halloween look......

The Useless Hotline ·

2025/10/22

Get tickets to our Now Hiring tour here: https://linktr.ee/nowhiringtourJoin our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotlineWelcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on

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41:30

And The Award Goes To….Max Balegde!!!! (ft. Joel...

The Useless Hotline ·

2025/10/17

Subscribe to ‘And The Award Goes To…’ Here:https://tinyurl.com/spotify-and-the-award-goes-toIn this bonus episode, Max - armed with voice notes from George - appears on a brand new podcast, ‘And The Award Goes To….’. It’s the awards show that’s also a podcast, where Max dishes out five prizes across five categories created especially for him.Listen in as Max picks his winners for awards such as The Best Reality TV Personality of All Time, the Best British Meme, and More!Follow ‘And The Award Goes

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1:17:41

George Tells Us How He Really Felt...

The Useless Hotline ·

2025/10/14

Get tickets to our Now Hiring tour here: https://linktr.ee/nowhiringtourJOIN OUR PATREON!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotlineWelcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on

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1:00:12

George Tells The Truth About Dani Dyer Leaving...

The Useless Hotline ·

2025/09/29

JOIN OUR PATREON!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotlineWelcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial

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1:05:14

Max Surprises George At Reading Festival With...

The Useless Hotline ·

2025/08/31

JOIN OUR PATREON!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotlineWelcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial

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46:04

Max & George Discuss All The Highs & Horrors of...

The Useless Hotline ·

2025/08/13

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing they are. This week we have a special bonus episode made possible by Student Roost!If you're looking for student accommodation a little less chaotic, find out more atstudentroost.co.uk.We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every

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47:29

Max Talks About What Logan Paul Did At WWE New York!!!

The Useless Hotline ·

2025/08/10

JOIN OUR PATREON!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotlineWelcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial

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53:17

George Tells Us The True Story Behind Vikstar123...

The Useless Hotline ·

2025/08/03

JOIN OUR PATREON!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotlineWelcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial

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47:31

Max & Andrew Have Sushi Mukbang With Eevee & Discuss...

The Useless Hotline ·

2025/07/27

JOIN OUR PATREON!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotlineWelcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial

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1:08:38

Max Tells Cannes Celebrity Story and the Boys Play...

The Useless Hotline ·

2025/06/29

JOIN OUR PATREON!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotlineWelcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial

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55:02

Max & George Reveal Big Announcement!! & Battle It...

The Useless Hotline ·

2025/06/22

Tickets Available HERE: https://www.komedia.co.uk/shows/the-useless-hotline/JOIN OUR PATREON!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotlineWelcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on

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43:26

WHO’S SMARTER!? Max & George Play YouTuber Countdown!

The Useless Hotline ·

2025/06/01

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.Submit your queries/ dilemmas

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1:19:42

WillNe & James Marriot Talk Rodds Coffee And What...

The Useless Hotline ·

2025/05/11

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.Submit your queries/ dilemmas

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1:32:50

JoJo Siwa Tells All About Relationship with Chris...

The Useless Hotline ·

2025/04/28

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.Submit your queries/ dilemmas

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1:46:52

Katherine Ryan Talks Russell Brand & Her Reality Show...

The Useless Hotline ·

2025/04/13

Vote for Max here!!: https://airtable.com/app5ry9IFXby0yius/pagKRC3rthnxdhQDG/formShop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-dropWelcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us

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