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The Morning Blitz

The Morning Blitz is on 99.7 The Blitz LIVE from Columbus Ohio! Featuring Goose, Kelly, and Thick Rick! Listen to the podcast as Goose, Kelly, and Thick are Live & Local Every weekday from 6a-10am on WRKZ 99.7 The Blitz!

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91:38

Dave Portnoy and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz...

The Morning Blitz ·

2026/10/05

Dave Portnoy is accusing Ryan Day of getting him kicked off the Fox Big Noon KickoffTell us why there is no one else like youCalifornia says no more to humans fighting robotsThere is a new dating site for women who want men to make the first move1995 may have been the greatest year ever for movies

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95:49

Social Cues and the Group Thing - The Morning Blitz...

The Morning Blitz ·

2026/10/02

When did you misread a social cue and then say something really embarrassing?Hall of Fame Buckeye legend, Jeff Logan, is in studio to talk about the BuckeyesTinder now has a feature for doing the group thingLime Wire and Mapquest are still around and replying to each otherTell us what strange thing you lived next to

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83:35

Bathroom Emergencies and F My Life - The Morning...

The Morning Blitz ·

2026/10/01

Things that men cannot do that women canIt's the 1st of October, so we break out the Mythical Coin of DestinyEl Nino is going to cause a price increase for these itemsWhat do you do if an emergency happens in the house while you are sitting on the toilet?The abuse of flock cameras continues around the country

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84:08

Ambien Adventures and FessHole - The Morning Blitz...

The Morning Blitz ·

2026/09/30

Star Wars and Wizard Of Oz are the exact same movieGetting dumped by your boyfriend because you got a cavityTell us your crazy story about when you took ambienYou can finally pay your water bill online in ArkansasNot everyone learns about the birds and the bees the same way

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87:29

Caught In Your Car and Weaponized Pooping - The...

The Morning Blitz ·

2026/09/29

What funny or strange thing were you doing in your car when someone saw you?Men are now being accused of weaponizing going to the bathroom to poopDon't make a video of yourself farting if you work at Chick-fil-aWhile women are going through menopause, men are dealing with I.M.S.Tell us what you still do for your ex

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88:28

Snack-cidents and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz...

The Morning Blitz ·

2026/09/28

Tell us about your snack-cident, when you ate something you didn't mean to eatA new study says you have a better chance of conceiving if you have more sex...DUH!When your teenager gets sent home from the after party because the police were calledIf you have been in prison and come into money, some states can take it as debtMovies with the first best 10 minutes

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93:37

Jeff Logan, Jet Greaves, and a Dumb Debate - The...

The Morning Blitz ·

2026/09/25

Goose believes it is unacceptable to have a washer and dryer that do not matchBuckeye Hall of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, is in to talk Ohio State FootballBlue Jackets goalie, Jet Greaves, also came in to talk CBJIs it ok to take an iced coffee into a job interview?

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90:14

A.I. Soldiers and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 9-24-26

The Morning Blitz ·

2026/09/24

It sucks when you pick up your cigarette and hit it and realize it isn't yoursGoose has found out that when you get married, you now have to follow rulesWhen you find a bomb, don't put it in your car and drive it to the police stationJapan has told the world that they are now building AI robots for the militaryThings that are wildly overrated

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86:42

Human Sink Hole and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 9-23-26

The Morning Blitz ·

2026/09/23

Is an animnal cracker actually a cracker or is it a cookie?You can now go to a salon to have someone lightly scratch youIf your Door Dash driver gets in an accident down the street, just go grab foodYou have to be a Metallica fan if you want to win tickets in this contestPeople who try to tell animals what to do

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80:51

Boob Rest and Fileted Bodies - The Morning Blitz 9-22-26

The Morning Blitz ·

2026/09/22

The first ever fight between a human and a robot finally happenedTell us what you overheard being said that you weren't suppose to hearThe Bodies Exhibition will now show bodies in sexual positionsWhat is the craziest thing you ever did during a fight with your significant other?The new 'Boob Rest' pose is the latest trend on social media

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76:33

Renaming Artificial Intelligence and Gummy Thoughts -...

The Morning Blitz ·

2026/09/21

Tell us what your name would be if it was the place you were conceivedA girl explains why she always gets cash back at the grocery store...we are doomedPeople keep killing a scary Massachusetts coyote, but it keeps coming backAre you keeping a serious secret that could upend someone's life?What it really means to be an adult

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100:45

Stolen Mario Music and Barking Dogs - The Morning...

The Morning Blitz ·

2026/09/18

Hall of Fame Buckeye legend, Jeff Logan, joins us to talk OSU footballComedian, Chris Porter, stops by ahead of his weekend at the FunnyBoneWe think the Mario Brothers video games stole the music in hte gamesIf you can't say your ABCs, then you are going to get cuffedWhat you enjoy going to a nightclub with your parents? That's a thing now

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77:48

Hooking Up At Work and F My Life - The Morning Blitz...

The Morning Blitz ·

2026/09/17

A man builds snowmen around tree stumps due to jerks plowing down kids' snowmenThe majority of women remove their bra as soon as they walk in their home everydayDo you have a room or place at your work where people go to hook up?An Ohio man went full Wolverine after he was sentenced at the court housePeople have parties for strange reasons nowadays

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89:12

The Kids' Menu and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 9-16-26

The Morning Blitz ·

2026/09/16

There are people with specific things that you just simply do not mess withHow to deal with a boss who brings his 9 year old brat kid to the office all the timeA new pumpkin decoration called "Jabberin' Jack" sings a raunchy songWhat were you so desperate for, that you went to great extremes to get it? Some adults want to eat from the kids' menu and some restaurants will not allow that

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88:21

Weird Kids and Advice For Crappy People - The Morning...

The Morning Blitz ·

2026/09/15

Who was that weird kid in your school that could do weird things no one else could?A young boy had an accident in his pants and his best friend was really cool about itTell us how you got injured by something funnyA drunk man drove 150 miles....oh, he was also blindYour car is easy to find when the back window says "Fat Chicks Only"

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79:53

You Got Knocked The F Out and Gummy Thoughts - The...

The Morning Blitz ·

2026/09/14

Goose caused a man to have the worst day of his life at a sports barHow did you get completely knocked out cold?How often you should replace your pillowTell us how your parents destroyed your childhood dreamIs it okay for a woman to breastfeed a baby that is not hers?

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93:50

Free To Fart and Football Friday - The Morning Blitz...

The Morning Blitz ·

2026/09/11

We revisit what was happening on the Blitz 25 years ago todayHall of Fame Buckeye legend, Jeff Logan, is in studio to talk Ohio State vs TexasGen Alpha has changed society by deciding that it is ok to fart freelyWould you take parenting advice from childless people?Tell us how you handle it when someone in line is still shopping at the grocery store

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83:42

Blue Collar Insults and F My Life - The Morning Blitz...

The Morning Blitz ·

2026/09/10

What is that one movie quote you would get a tattoo of?A mayor likes to run around with no pants on and will no longer be mayorWomen admit that they weigh themselves before and after they poopWe reenact drama from social media about the school bus stop You will need medical help if an eel ACCIDENTALLY crawls up your b-hole

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94:11

The Best 'Yeahs' In Songs and FessHole - The Morning...

The Morning Blitz ·

2026/09/09

We want to know the best "Yeahs" in songsA.I. can now run background checks on first dates or anyone you wantA mom wants to know if it's ok to flirt with a coach to help her daughter make the team?Everyday inconveniences that drive us crazyThe NFL season kicks off tonight

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78:17

Goose Is A Married Man and Gummy Thoughts - The...

The Morning Blitz ·

2026/09/08

Goose got some great therapy at his wedding thanks to Thick Rick's wifeFlorida tourism wants to cross promote the state with GTA6, but they don't know the gamePeople at Goose's wedding were confused by the family dynamic here at the radio stationMake $10,000 per month as an icre cream taste tester for Snoop DoggThe greatest sci-fi movies of all time

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