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Johnny"s on the Potty Pottycast

That sound of flushing? Johnny"s on the Potty Pottycast is ready to go—going where podcasts have been afraid to go: the bathroom. You"ll be shitting, laughing & learning about what"s really going on down there. You"ll hear from real doctors and my two French co-hosts, PP and Poo Poo. You"ll hear celebrities come by and take a leak on my $10,000 smart potty—it"s smarter than that octopus that can roll cigars. You"ll hear the crazy stories men make up just to poop at work. Open your bathroom door,

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00:08:21

A $13 Billion Ship With Nowhere to Sh*t

Johnny"s on the Potty Pottycast ·

2026/10/01

The Navy is back in the bathroom.Johnny takes a look at reports of toilet problems, food shortages, and life aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln, where thousands of sailors have been spending months at sea.Then, a sailor writes Johnny with a story about what’s been happening aboard the ship.TAKEAWAYS:Life aboard an aircraft carrier comes with some unexpected problemsSupporting thousands of sailors at sea is no small operationToilet and food shortages can make a long deployment even longerJohnny has a few

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00:08:45

Name Our Dung Beetle & Hear the Doodoo Brothers’...

Johnny"s on the Potty Pottycast ·

2026/09/25

Johnny’s on the Potty has a new mascot, but there’s one problem: our dung beetle Charlie wants a better name.In this episode, Johnny launches the official dung beetle naming contest, gets into the surprisingly fascinating history of scarab beetles, shares a very strange George Harrison story, and introduces the musical debut of the Doodoo Brothers.Yes, there’s a song about dung beetles.TAKEAWAYS:Dung beetles can move an incredible amount of weight for their size.Scarab beetles were considered sacred

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00:10:15

E. Coli Is Calling

Johnny"s on the Potty Pottycast ·

2026/09/10

How clean is your phone? Your toothbrush? Your salad?In this episode of Johnny’s on the Potty Pottycast, Johnny gets into E. coli, Salmonella, bathroom bacteria, food contamination, and the everyday habits that may be spreading more germs than we realize.It’s food safety, bathroom hygiene, questionable science conversations, and plenty of places you probably never expected bacteria to show up.WHAT WE COVER:E. coli and everyday contaminationCell phones, toothbrushes, and bathroom hygieneHow bacteria

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00:06:26

Why Are We Still Pretending Nobody Poops? Cue The...

Johnny"s on the Potty Pottycast ·

2026/08/20

Why are we still pretending nobody poops?In this episode of Johnny’s On the Potty Pottycast, Johnny takes on one of the strangest bathroom anxieties of all: being afraid someone might hear you go. From double flushing and bathroom sound anxiety to Japan’s Sound Princess, Johnny explores the lengths people will go to disguise perfectly normal bathroom habits. There are babbling brooks, tweeting birds, smart toilets, celebrity leaks, an original flushing song and, naturally, a request for Sarah

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00:07:00

A Stroke of Genius, Cow Farts & Wisconsin's Meltdown

Johnny"s on the Potty Pottycast ·

2026/08/05

That sound of flushing? You know exactly what that means.This episode opens with Johnny tackling a topic everybody thinks about but nobody talks about, settling once and for all whether it's okay to touch yourself, with a full breakdown of the actual health benefits behind it. Then things take a hard left into Wisconsin dairy country, where a listener's letter about a family fortune lost to almond trees and oat fields turns into one of the show's most unexpectedly educational rants, cow farts, blue

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00:05:44

Oh No Burrito

Johnny"s on the Potty Pottycast ·

2026/07/29

That sound of flushing? You already know what that means.This episode, Johnny brings back one of the show's potty pop stars for a brand new hot sauce anthem, "Oh No Burrito", a song about mystery meat, questionable decisions, and consequences that hit exactly where you'd expect. From there Johnny heads straight to Bob's Big Bad Burrito Food Truck talk before pivoting into the real headline: robot potties. Fully autonomous, self-cleaning, no-toilet-paper-required bathroom bots that come when called

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00:08:31

Ranch Dressing Sweeps the World Cup & Flushes the...

Johnny"s on the Potty Pottycast ·

2026/07/22

That sound of flushing? That's every international fan's first taste of American culture, and it's ranch-flavored.In this episode, Johnny dives into America's obsession with ranch dressing and why it's become a cultural icon for World Cup visitors experiencing the U.S. for the first time. He also covers the history of Hidden Valley Ranch, including an alternate brand name that almost made it to market, plus a few myths that have followed the sauce for years. The episode wraps with a shorter look at

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00:05:17

All Hands on Poop Deck

Johnny"s on the Potty Pottycast ·

2026/07/11

That sound of flushing? On the USS Gerald R. Ford, it's actually the sound of $13 billion going straight down the drain, literally. Johnny's going solo this episode and diving deep (too deep) into the Navy's most expensive bathroom disaster. Turns out the most advanced aircraft carrier on the planet has a sewage system that can't handle sailors doing what sailors gotta do. We're talking undersized pipes, pipe bursts, and a fix so absurd the Navy might as well have just handed out diapers. From

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00:07:09

I Got The Toilet Bowl Blues For You

Johnny"s on the Potty Pottycast ·

2026/07/01

That sound of flushing? That's Johnny singing the blues about bathroom mistakes, cat litter boxes, and the confessions that'll make you feel way less alone. This week, Johnny trades his potty throne for a microphone and gets real, literally. We're talking a full parody of "Lodi" meets bathroom ballad, complete with all the heartbreak, regret, and toilet-based existential dread a man can muster. And then things get weird. Harry Osborne walks in with a confession that'll make you question your entire

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00:06:13

Elephant Poop Coffee, Smart Potties & Pap Smears

Johnny"s on the Potty Pottycast ·

2026/06/10

That sound of flushing? It's in F flat, and it's the most expensive and absurd episode we've ever recorded.Warning: This episode contains discussions of elephant dung, celebrity bathroom mishaps, and the kind of health advice that'll actually make you comfortable talking to your doctor. We're blending high-end bathroom luxury with real medical conversations, and somehow it all makes sense. This week, Johnny's diving into the world's most questionable coffee, Black Ivory Coffee, which is literally

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00:08:24

The Shocking Truth About Airplane Bathrooms

Johnny"s on the Potty Pottycast ·

2026/06/03

That sound of flushing? That's 35,000 feet in the air, and you're trapped in a box smaller than a dishwasher.Ever wondered why airline bathrooms feel like they were designed by someone who hates humanity? Wonder no more. This week, Johnny takes flight into the wild world of airplane toilet design, where your only options are "squeeze in awkwardly" or "hold it for six hours." Spoiler alert: neither is great for your urinary tract. But this episode isn't just about laughing at your misery (though we

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00:07:53

World Cup Sh*t Show

Johnny"s on the Potty Pottycast ·

2026/05/07

That sound of flushing? That's New York City's infrastructure going down the drain during the World Cup.The World Cup is coming to NYC, and the city that never sleeps is about to become the city that can't pee. While FIFA's busy counting their billions, New York's scrambling to figure out where millions of soccer fans are supposed to answer nature's call. Spoiler alert: there aren't enough public toilets, and Johnny's got some ideas that are equal parts brilliant and borderline criminal. This week,

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00:11:31

Introducing 2Ply, The Soft Rapper

Johnny"s on the Potty Pottycast ·

2026/04/29

That sound of flushing? That's 2Ply The Soft Rapper dropping bars and truth bombs from the throne.You thought this was just another bathroom humor podcast? Wrong. This week, Johnny brings hip-hop to the bathroom with none other than 2Ply The Soft Rapper, the MC who keeps it real, keeps it clean (well, kind of), and spits verses that'll make you laugh, cry, and question every lie you've ever told. 2Ply isn't your average MC. While other rappers brag about cash and cars, this guy's out here preaching

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00:11:14

Winnie-the-Poop

Johnny"s on the Potty Pottycast ·

2026/04/22

That sound you hear? That's the future of bathroom technology flushing away your last shred of dignity.You think you know toilets? Think again. While you've been doing your business the old-fashioned way like some kind of caveman, there's a whole world of $10,000 smart toilets out there that'll heat your seat, play you music, analyze your... output... and probably judge you for that late-night Taco Bell run. This week, Johnny parks himself on the porcelain throne for a solo session that'll blow

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00:04:20

Houston, We Have a Potty Problem

Johnny"s on the Potty Pottycast ·

2026/04/15

That sound of flushing? That's us, going where no podcast has gone before: the bathroom.You couldn't make this stuff up. While the rest of the world was watching NASA's Artemis II crew make history with the first woman around the moon, a record-breaking 252,756 miles from Earth, including a solar eclipse, Johnny was asking the real question nobody else had the guts to ask: what happens when an astronaut has to go? And as it turns out, the Artemis II toilet actually acted up mid-mission. Yes,

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00:01:33

Trailer

Johnny"s on the Potty Pottycast ·

2026/03/31

That sound of flushing? Johnny's on the Potty Pottycast is ready to go—going where podcasts have been afraid to go: the bathroom. You'll be shitting, laughing & learning about what's really going on down there. You'll hear from real doctors and my two French co-hosts, PP and Poo Poo. You'll hear celebrities come by and take a leak on my $10,000 smart potty—it's smarter than that octopus that can roll cigars. You'll hear the crazy stories men make up just to poop at work. Open your bathroom door,

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