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What The Heck with Matt Bellassai

Same Boat Studios and Matt Bellassai

From professional complainer and People’s Choice Award-winning comedian Matt Bellassai comes What The Heck with Matt Bellassai, a comedy and pop culture podcast about what the heck is going on, what the heck is happening, and all the things that make us say “What The Heck?!” Join Matt in the What The Heck basement as he aims his signature snark at the world, the internet, and himself every single week. New episodes every Thursday. @WhatTheHeckThePod on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube Call us at (407)

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All Episodes

00:56:37

Harry Styles' Covered Thighs & Army Chihuahuas?!

What The Heck with Matt Bellassai ·

2026/10/08

This week, a hot new plague enters the villa. Da Pope continues his holy war against AI. And what the heck is wrong with fall? A lot of things, actually! Plus, Matt goes feral for Trader Joe’s cinnamon graham crackers and Harry Styles's Thighs. Follow @whattheheckthepod on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Call us at (407) WTH-MATT. That’s (407) 984-6288.

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00:57:03

Pilot Furries & Child Fight Club?!

What The Heck with Matt Bellassai ·

2026/10/01

Among this week’s what the hecks: Hidden Valley unleashes “spooky” ranch from the hidden ranch reserves. A senator we’re convinced is a Dr. Seuss villain claims all pilots are furries?! And unfortunately, we do need to go to Covid conscious lesbian bar. Plus, Matt ends the centuries old debate on which candy bar to shove up one’s bum.Follow @whattheheckthepod on ⁠Instagram⁠, ⁠TikTok⁠ and ⁠YouTube⁠. Call us at (407) WTH-MATT. That's (407) 984-6288‬.

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01:03:40

Robotoilets Take New York City

What The Heck with Matt Bellassai ·

2026/09/24

Among this week’s what the hecks: there’s a new American Girl Doll from Wisconsin, but we doubt this b*tch has even SEEN a cheese curd. Scientists low key hard launched a new cat?! And why didn’t you cowards tell Matt that there’s a prime minister living out a real life Heated Rivalry in the Netherlands?! Plus, Matt’s got a new enemy, and you better believe it’s the yellow manifestation of the feeling of great insurance. Follow @whattheheckthepod on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube. Call us at (407)

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00:48:34

Surviving the Ren Faire and Possibly An AI Apocalypse?!

What The Heck with Matt Bellassai ·

2026/09/17

Among This Week’s what the hecks: bears are kind of everywhere right now?! Apple’s new phone is foldable but you CAN’T slam it shut. And did everyone know about Carvel’s Cookie Puss? Because we’re just finding out about this horrifying creature and we’re NOT happy about it. Plus, Matt addresses some feedback from you, our lovely Hecklers.Follow @whattheheckthepod on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube. Call us at (407) WTH-MATT. That's (407) 984-6288‬.

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53:37

No Furries at the Ren Faire, No Influencers at the...

What The Heck with Matt Bellassai ·

2026/09/10

Among This Week’s what the hecks: running shirtless is illegal, I guess? Dyson’s got a new demon toothbrush that will take pictures of your soul. And apparently F1 drivers are actually super hot?! Did everyone know about this?!? Were we just keeping this information to ourselves?! Plus, Matt reveals an astonishing opinion about milkshakes.Follow @whattheheckthepod on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube.Call us at (407) WTH-MATT. That's (407) 984-6288‬.

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57:59

Medieval Girl Fall, Pheromone Maxxing, and Throat...

What The Heck with Matt Bellassai ·

2026/09/03

Among this week’s what the hecks: El Niño is on her way, streaming services prices are too damn high, and an island sort of just up and disappeared?! Plus, Matt goes to the groomer.Follow @whattheheckthepod on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube.Call us at (407) WTH-MATT. That's (407) 984-6288‬.

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53:46

Pooping Blueberries, Illiterate Boyfriends, and...

What The Heck with Matt Bellassai ·

2026/08/27

Among this week’s What The Hecks: the diabolical number of books in some book series, hot water that makes you itchy (a very real thing that Matt’s definitely not making up), and losing fine as heck British actors to the cursed Harry Potter television program. Plus, Matt gets a little one maca, two maca, three Macarena with it.Follow @whattheheckthepod on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube.Call us at (407) WTH-MATT. That's (407) 984-6288‬.

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47:27

Desecrating Dobby’s Grave, Stalking Peter Pan, and...

What The Heck with Matt Bellassai ·

2026/08/20

Among this week’s What The Hecks: D-tier underwear, the impending downfall of cheese based economics, and apparently we’re all bag boys now?! Plus, Matt avoids small talk at all costs.Follow @whattheheckthepod on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube.Call us at (407) WTH-MATT. That's (407) 984-6288‬.

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56:08

Huffing Bleach, Heated Rivalry’s Ugly Ds, and Bird...

What The Heck with Matt Bellassai ·

2026/08/13

Among this week’s What The Hecks: dog and duck “friendships,” the fact that Arthur is an aardvark, and exposed feet at the dentist. Plus, Matt makes the Australian news!Follow @whattheheckthepod on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube.Call us at (407) WTH-MATT. That's (407) 984-6288‬.

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46:57

“One Night Only,” Wicker Whoopee, and the Aussie Bird...

What The Heck with Matt Bellassai ·

2026/08/06

Among this week’s What The Hecks: Ring camera crimes, Stuart Little’s convertible driving buffoonery, a Star Spangled bungle, and Big Pharma jingles with NO regard for the sanctity of the jingle art form?! Plus, Matt becomes a twice-legal adult.Follow @whattheheckthepod on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube.Call us at (407) WTH-MATT. That's (407) 984-6288‬.

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49:27

Glutemaxxing, Scary Sexy Mimes, and Brunch Lasagna?!

What The Heck with Matt Bellassai ·

2026/07/30

Among this week’s What The Hecks: indoor bugs, the sheer number of car buttons, and the tragic death of knowing how to read. Plus, Matt admits to tracking habits that nobody should ever be tracking.Follow @whattheheckthepod on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube.Call us at (407) WTH-MATT. That's (407) 984-6288‬.

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48:01

The Odyssey, Jimothy The Raccoon, and The Return of...

What The Heck with Matt Bellassai ·

2026/07/23

Among this week’s What The Hecks: 4D movies that would kill a Victorian child, the Pillsbury Doughboy’s nasty attitude, and somehow Tom Brady again?! Plus, Matt puts on his metaphorical toga and goes full Mattistotle.Follow @whattheheckthepod on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube.Call us at (407) WTH-MATT. That's (407) 984-6288‬.

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48:02

Killer Elephants, Butter Dipped Ice Cream, and Bison...

What The Heck with Matt Bellassai ·

2026/07/16

Among this week’s What The Hecks: blackout curtains that don’t black out, odd-numbered appetizers, and underbaked food slop?! Plus, Matt accidentally does some breaking and entering.Follow @whattheheckthepod on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube.Call us at (407) WTH-MATT. That's (407) 984-6288‬.

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52:24

Patti LuPone Goes To War, Eating 67 Wieners, and Neil...

What The Heck with Matt Bellassai ·

2026/07/09

Among this week’s What The Hecks: the parasite that makes your butt explode, absolutely every man on Love Island, and the sorry state of McDonald’s Happy Meals toys?! Plus, Matt gets a super gay drink.Follow @whattheheckthepod on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube.Call us at (407) WTH-MATT. That's (407) 984-6288‬.

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56:46

Bangable Popcorn Buckets, Gay Sheep, & Jojo Siwa’s...

What The Heck with Matt Bellassai ·

2026/07/02

Among this week’s What The Hecks: Dairy Queen’s audacity, Midwestern “salads,” the lore of Club Chalamet, and people afraid of crossing bridges?! Plus, Matt takes us on a Magic School bus ride into his cotton candy brain.Follow @whattheheckthepod on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube.Call us at (407) WTH-MATT. That's (407) 984-6288‬.

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51:27

Matt Shaves His Bush & The Scots Invade Boston

What The Heck with Matt Bellassai ·

2026/06/25

Among this week’s What The Hecks: taking jello shots as an adult, Tyra Banks’s sci-fi book, and people who show videos to monkeys at the zoo. Plus, Matt vows to go down the Boston Cop Slide.Follow @whattheheckthepod on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube.Call us at (407) WTH-MATT. That's (407) 984-6288‬.

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60:26

Instuationships, The Cake Shake, and Kid-Kicking...

What The Heck with Matt Bellassai ·

2026/06/18

Among this week’s What The Hecks: Prepubescent Love Island bombshells, Tom Brady’s man juice, and whatever the heck Hyrox is. Plus, Matt is humiliated in his own home. Follow @whattheheckthepod on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube.Call us at (407) WTH-MATT. That's (407) 984-6288‬.

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62:11

Susan Boyle's C*nty Bob, Dense Bean Salads, and Frog...

What The Heck with Matt Bellassai ·

2026/06/11

Among this week’s What The Hecks: stain removers not doing their damn job, dry cereal ice cream topping, and ticks that make you allergic to cheeseburgers. Plus, Matt learns the shocking truth about Eloise at the Plaza. Follow @whattheheckthepod on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube.Call us at (407) WTH-MATT. That's (407) 984-6288‬.

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00:55:53

Watermelon Spanks, Da Pope's Holy War, and Espresso...

What The Heck with Matt Bellassai ·

2026/06/04

Among this week’s What The Hecks: waking up with the sun, sticking stuff in ears, and whatever the heck Cowboy Cannolis are. Plus, Matt takes the first ever call on the What Heck Hotline.Follow @whattheheckpod on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube. Call us at (407) WTH-MATT. That's (407) 984-6288‬.

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01:01:15

The Dating App Apocalypse, Shameful Sandwiches, and...

What The Heck with Matt Bellassai ·

2026/05/28

Among this week’s What The Hecks: paying to die on Mt. Everest, sticky children trying to pet Matt's dog, and the never-ending, seriously-when-will-it-end, oh-my-god-we’ve-had-ENOUGH-of-this-already search for the next James Bond. Plus, Matt thinks way too hard about the moon.Follow @WhatTheHeckThePod on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube. Call us at (407) WTH-MATT. That's (407) 984-6288‬.

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