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What Would Denise Do?

David Allison and Dom Vince

What Would Denise Do? Is a comedy Podcast from creators Dom Vince and David Allison. Coaches by day, homos by (well, day and night) and all-round fun guys to be around. Covering random topics from the Sand Dunes of Gran Canaria to the guy who once made love to a sausage roll from a well-known chain bakery. Join us every Saturday for a new full episode with bonus content being released mid-week. Connect with us on Instagram at instagram.com/whatwoulddenise or send us an email at

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01:02:35

Gums On Plums, Gregorian Chant & Vaginal Teeth

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2026/10/03

DARLINGS. Gather round the chaise longue because we have ASCENDED this week. We are spiritual now. We are at one with the earth, the moon, the Gregorian monks! — sounds DIVINE, doesn't it? 🕯️🌙✨This week on the chaise: the sacred art of drunk-texting your ex - a two-part symphony, no notes, an entire seminar on names the people simply refuse to pronounce correctly, and Nigella getting the reverence she was BORN for on Bake Off. Theatrical. Unwell. Correct.And if Prince Harry walked up to

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01:02:42

Gay-Linda & Gonorrhoea 🧙🏻

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2026/09/26

Gay-Linda and Davina are back, although getting them both audible at the same time takes two hours, a dodgy microphone, a suspected feline sabotage and the emergency purchase of some new equipment.Once the technical crisis is finally over, things improve considerably. By which we mean they get worse.This week, Dom discovers the perils of letting your cat near expensive electronics, David discovers he can apparently carry an entire podcast while everyone else drinks, and both of them take an

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01:26:44

Pricey Hen's, Adela and Strippers - Here Comes Sieben!

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2026/09/19

Darlings, the wait is OVER. Gay Linda and Davina are back on the mic after the longest summer hiatus in podcast herstory, dripping in glitter, gossip and zero filter. This episode serves it all: a GYMRACE confession with a twist, GayLinda's shock announcement of TWO marathons six days apart, a full masterclass in throwing an unforgettable hen do without remortgaging your house, and the Celebrity Traitors lineup getting the roasting it deserves. Add Alexa going rogue and a Prosecco upgrade fit

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00:50:13

Lilt, Linda & Lesbian Twister!

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2026/06/20

Welcome to What Would Denise Do — aka two gays, six seasons' worth of absolute chaos packed into one hour, and the executive decision to rebrand the entire podcast around "Gay Linda" and a severe vocabulary deficit.One of us is so smashed by 9:00 PM that a French man named Clementine caused an immediate ADHD spiral, the other is coping with a hangover so violent that looking at a laptop screen is considered a workplace hazard, and Shakira is somewhere out there doing her Waka

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01:24:18

Clap on the Escalators, Cannons from Hell and Cake Spit

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2026/06/13

Right, gather round babes because I need to talk to you about the most chaotic, unhinged, ICONIC podcast on the internet and I will not be taking questions.We've got Gay Linda — yes, GAY LINDA, because somebody named her wrong and she has FORGIVEN but she has NOT forgotten — and her co-host Devina. Or Devine. Whatever darling, they're still working it out mid-episode.These two sit down every week and cover the things that MATTER. Would you eat a perfectly formed takeaway dinner you found on

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00:43:25

Twister Mats & Sick Pussies

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2026/06/06

Welcome to What Would Denise Do (or What Would Hyrox Do, depending on which knee is currently cracking) the podcast where absolutely nothing is planned, everything is chaotic, and two gays try to pretend they have their lives together for 45 minutes.One of us is living our best life (despite a very sick cat and some severe lack of bodily conditioning), the other is aggressively blocking people on TikTok and both of us are ready to look like Cynthia Erivo sprinting across a finish line in October.The

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01:07:13

MT getting FB'ed, Chocken & Fosh & Marathon Support...

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2026/05/30

This week on What Would Denise Do: two emotionally unstable gays spiral through marathon trauma, accidental Instagram stalking, pub toilet chaos, and the life-changing decision to sign up for a Tough Mudder while half-cut on prosecco.Gay Linda is out here running marathons fueled by spite and loudspeaker announcements, while Davina’s one accidental like away from entering witness protection. Add in rogue voice notes, pom-pom-wielding supporters, social anxiety, oversharing, and the kind of pub

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00:31:13

Gin, Gdansk & Gays on Crack

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2026/05/24

Welcome to What Would Denise Do — aka two gays, a bag of pretzels for tea, and the executive decision to book an entire hat-trick of fitness nightmares—including a Tough Mudder in THREE WEEKS—despite collectively having the lung capacity of a Victorian ghost.One of us is already entirely plastered on pre-show gin, the other is trying to maintain a “butch” Morrison’s car park aura while acting like Alan Carr on crack, and somewhere out there, a client has stress-shaved exactly one eyebrow off.The

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01:14:23

Double D's Journey to filth, Miniature Giraffes and...

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2026/05/16

Welcome to What Would Denise Do — aka two gays, one cat chewing through microphone wires, and the sudden decision to sign up for a Tough Mudder in SIX WEEKS despite collectively going to the gym about four times this year.One of us is recording from what appears to be the 47th room of a haunted mansion, the other’s aggressively self-employed, and the cat has committed several acts of domestic terrorism before falling asleep like he pays rent.The shit show includes:• accidentally booking a 15K

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01:08:37

Gabon, Gdansk & Gaylinda

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2026/05/09

Welcome to another chaotic installment of What Would Denise Do?, the only podcast where a 2-hour pre-show drinking session results in zero recording and a 100-pound entry fee for a fitness race in Poland.This week, Davina (the one who still looks 32, allegedly) and Gaylinda (the artist formerly known as Deyoncé/Tanya Baps/Dom) are falling to pieces—literally. Between Davina’s cracking knees and Gaylinda’s "international" flight to Gdansk (not Gabon, though we're still checking the equator), the

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01:04:41

First Cousins Sex, Smelly Mushrooms & Karaoke Bangers

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2026/05/02

This episode of What Would Denise Do? is what happens when you give two unfiltered besties a sofa, a mic, and absolutely no supervision — it’s loud, loose, and fully off the rails within minutes.Deyonce and Davina are a few drinks deep and operating on pure chaos: accents get roasted, family boundaries get questioned, sex chat pops up where it absolutely shouldn’t, and somehow food takes become aggressively unhinged. There is no topic control — just spiralling tangents, wild oversharing, and the

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01:02:01

Hyrox, Hot Daddies and Stuck in a Blarney Castle

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2026/04/25

Buckle up, because the Season 6 premiere (or is it? David’s notes are a mess) is officially a car crash you won't be able to look away from. Dom and David are back, and they’ve traded their sanity for a kitten, a bottle of Prosecco, and a very questionable Scottish accent.From the grueling highs of Hyrox (where David was basically dying while Dom was hunting for "hot daddies") to the logistical nightmare of toilets located in a different postcode, the boys are dissecting it all. Stick around for a

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01:15:29

Holibobs, Botox and Punch the Monkey - This Is A...

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2026/04/18

Right, this episode is giving pure chaos, absolute ICONIC energy, and we're obsessed 💅So basically, Deyonce and Davina kick things off already in hysterics—like no structure, no plan, just vibes. They’re doing accents, creating drag names for literally everyone, and somehow still circling back to this mystery woman Denise… who the podcast is supposedly about, but no one actually knows what she’d do. It’s giving unhinged but fabulous.Then we’re off to Glasgow, babes—HYROX, holibobs, sausage

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00:53:50

Shorts, Sodomites & Sitges

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2026/04/11

Season six is officially in full swing, and Davina is back to navigate the wreckage of our weekly choices.This week: David decides it's 17 degrees, declares "Summer is here," and heads to Morrisons in his shorts—only for Dom to remind him we're currently in 'False Spring' and to prepare for the second coming of the Beast from the East.We take a deep dive (literally) into the history of Hollow Ponds in Leytonstone. Apparently, the council had to cut back the bushes because

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01:17:38

Girthy Mics, Ghosts & Wedding Plans

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2026/04/04

Right, huns — Season 6 has ARRIVED and honestly, it comes in hotter than walking into the klerb in a floor‑length sequin kaftan. CHAOS. FROM. THE. JUMP.We've been gone five minutes and suddenly it’s all “no sex”, “we’re ancient”, and “I’ve seen a ghost”. Babes, are you alright? Because this is giving full moon in Essex energy.It’s that exact moment when you’ve had one prosecco too many and you’re convinced you’re a philosopher. One second we're talking about a “girthy” microphone and the

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01:06:01

SEASON FUNF FINALE WITH DAVINA & DOM

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2025/12/31

HNYE! You join us on the precipice of 2026. Grab a drink (or 10), whip your sausage rolls out of the oven, finger your steak bake and your prawn ring and settle into the finale of SEASON FUNF. Thank you to everyone who has listened to us so far over the last 1 1/2 years. Here's to season 6 in 2026.Be sure to follow us on Instagram @whatwoulddeniseDavid, Dom & Denise.

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01:09:52

Christmas Episode: Twerking Grans, Floating Hats &...

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2025/12/25

IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY!!! In this gloriously chaotic Christmas episode, Deyonce and Davina go full festive feral. Expect boozy traditions, telly tantrums, floating hats, rogue lights, twerking grandmas, and constant reminders to check your turkey and roasties before it’s too late.There’s shouting, swearing, cracker warfare, strong opinions on Christmas films, and zero tolerance for Lynx Africa.Loud, camp, boozy, and bursting with festive chaos — this episode is Christmas Day in podcast form.Merry

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00:55:02

HO HO HOES | Feliz How's Yer Dad?

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2025/12/20

Join us for the penultimate Christmas episode! We'll have a special ep launched live on Christmas Day (and NYE) but for now, sit back, pour yourself a large one and join us for another chaotic episode of What Would Denise Do?Don't forget to follow us and submit your answers to our topics on Instagram!

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01:14:05

OCD Rules, Secret Spices, Plotlines, and Absolute...

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2025/12/13

In this episode, Dom and Davina serve peak festive chaos. They navigate Eurovision parties, lay down the strictest Christmas movie rules (Frozen? Only Christmas Eve, darling), and unleash OCD confessions so precise they’re borderline criminal. Expect debates about pizza, crusts, and even the right number of toilet rolls — yes, really.They spill McDonald’s secrets, roast the worst Christmas presents known to humankind, and rank deodorants like true connoisseurs. There’s also plotting of undercover

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01:14:33

Wicked Toothbrushes & 30 Pieces of Silver

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2025/12/06

Another hilarious episode of What Would Denise Do. This week, Dom & Davina are in the depths of Surrey at Davina's apartment. Looking like they're lined up to be shot, with their Stanley cups full of gin. Join us for another drunken episode of craziness.

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