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It"s Not Me, It"s Absolutely You!

Johnny Monaco is a singer, songwriter, guitar player, necromancer & part-time SOCIALITE from Chicago, IL.

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Episode #12 - Paper Tiger

It"s Not Me, It"s Absolutely You! ·

2020/03/30

Tantric, L.A. Guns, Ratt, Alcatrazz, The Socialites, Xanax, She Said She Found Her Soulmate, Jardin Du Luxembourg, Sean Lennon & Charlotte Kemp Muhl, Yamaha Thailand, Tony Lewis, Private events, Humbolt Park Lagoon Celebrity Alligator, Donnie Vie Beautiful Things, Countyline Tavern, Quarantine Stand Up, FB Live, #stayhome, Cannon, Everyone is offended, Hate-Like/ Woke, Millennials, Australia, The Patchmusic: Drugs in the Mix – Johnny Monacomusic: Miss Amber – Johnny Monaco

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52:57

Episode #11 - Starbucks Jesus

It"s Not Me, It"s Absolutely You! ·

2017/12/25

Virtue Signaling, pinning for attention & sympathy, Donnie Vie is Charles Manson, Enuff Z’nuff & touring, talking about dicks, “i’m writing a book”, cover bands should be better, it’s all your fault & you’re not as good as you think you are, “I’m gonna do...”, ideas are nothing, Starbucks Jesus, girls at tables talking, Amazon returns @ Kohl’s, Kids Words, i usually never grope without consent, forensic files, choosing health care is like going to KFC, my MRI, Charlotte Kemp Muhl & UNI, Haters Back

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57:39

Episode #10 - SUMMER Of LIES

It"s Not Me, It"s Absolutely You! ·

2017/07/20

"Johnny Monaco is a LOSER!” – Chip Z’nuff – Raging Bull – Z'UMP – L.A. Guns @ ARCADA – DONNIE VIE is Crazy – Overrated vs Unknown – SongDivison Chicago – The Socialites – Maytag – LAS VEGAS/ The Limit Mandalay Bay – The Car Wash took my $2.25 – “I highly recommended it” – Wrigley’s Extra Time To Shine – Uber vs Taxi – Kids on Bikes – SOCKS – Post Office – Panda Express – Vocal Coaches – I threw up the other day – She’s Leaving Home Video – I got fired from BRIO – Mr Big @ ARCADA – Fran Cosom/ Boston

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25:45

Episode #9 - Always Consider The Source

It"s Not Me, It"s Absolutely You! ·

2017/04/21

Always consider the source, people tell you what you want to hear, AIRPORT, booger eating flicker, i’m thinking of moving to Las Vegas, Planet Hollywood, i got kicked out of the World’s Largest Souvenir Store, I got a haircut, Enuff Z’Nuff at Vamp’d, Scot Coogan’s house, COBRA ZEBRA & Brendan Scholz, Trains, CUBS WIN, The Hurting Kind, Starbucks, girls in stretchy pants & panhandling, people imposing their will, Crows, Home Depot is for the birds, the Knee Brace commercial, i won a raffle at Durty

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67:14

Episode #8 - 6 Months Ago

It"s Not Me, It"s Absolutely You! ·

2017/04/21

Why I Quit Enuff Z’nuff – I Had A Girlfriend – AXES & ANCHORS – I Married a SHARK! – Underground Space Stations – I Bought a Les Paul – Johnny Monaco & The Socialites – 27 Shows in July! – Hot Rollers – Chip Came Over – Why I Cut Everyone Off – My BDAY – I Bought a Few Guitars – Voicemail Box = FULL – FB Fake Profiles – I Bought a Motorcycle – My Bank Sucks – Tree Trimming – I almost bit my tongue off – Paul Stanley: “He’s an Enigma” – Driving to the gigs is a lot of work – Lenny’s Wedding – 4th of

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37:47

Episode #7 - Hello Jesus It's Me

It"s Not Me, It"s Absolutely You! ·

2015/12/24

Hello Jesus, Thanksgiving is over, “Table For Two”, Indians & caves drawings, We all came from the stars, LITERALLY, It’s like a magic act, 1500 years, The Most Dangerous Mind Set Ever, Chip’s Thanksgiving texts, “Enjoy The Fruits of Your Dinner”, I must be secretly hated, “You’re negative”, Text me back!, Staples, Doubling Down & F off 2015, I wanna be on Vanderpump Rules, Dating Isn’t My Thing & “I’m a perfectionist”, Tacos, Zit Kit, What are you looking at!?, EZN @ Star Bar, SD

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35:43

Episode #6 - You're All Equally Good

It"s Not Me, It"s Absolutely You! ·

2015/11/23

The Windy City, I Have No Friends, Facebook Crazy, National Cat Day, The GYM, Amazing & Killing it, nobody wants to hurt a cat, blessed & lucky, Chip’s VM & Cheers, You’re All Equally Good, Timber isn’t Tinder, FARGO, The Purge II kinda sucked, my relationship with Starbucks, talking loudly in restaurants, Coast to Coast, Anunnaki, You Took Too Long, Hey football my eyes are up here, Halloween is for raising the dead and maybe a seance, DETROIT, the gigs been canceled, Thanksgiving is fun but not

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41:16

Episode #5 - SEPTEMBER

It"s Not Me, It"s Absolutely You! ·

2015/10/20

Fall is Romantic, SongDivision, Chatanooga & BOSTON, Home Depot, Yngwie licks & TV, Genuine Music, Demon Eye, Hairbanger’s Ball, Blood Moon, Ties, I Injured My Penis, Wrigleyville, Cheap Kiss Records, EZN Shows, Pittsburgh, Mickey Finn’s, Brian Grano, Captain Coopersmith, Columbus Day, Starbucks & Surgery, Upcoming shows & Loudness music: Si tu vois ma mère (from Midnight in Paris) – Sidney Bechet, Either Side of The Same Town – Elvis Costello, Mickey Finn’s Brewery – Johnny Monaco, Kings & Queens –

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37:08

Episode #4 - FARM ROCK 2015

It"s Not Me, It"s Absolutely You! ·

2015/09/12

My three days at FARM ROCK CHICAGO 2015! (Does this Les Paul make me look fat?)Kids have iPhones & Nuno Bettencourt doesn't like me. 'Hello ROCKLAHOMA!' music: On Our Way - Johnny Monaco, Head In The Clouds - Johnny Monaco

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34:16

Episode #3 - Las Vegas (Pt. 2)

It"s Not Me, It"s Absolutely You! ·

2015/09/08

It's Not Me, It's Absolutely You!Networking & Restaurants – Locals – I Like Going To Pools – She’s a Hooker and That’s No Pimp – The Pool At Caesars Palace – I Locked Myself Out of The Room In My Underwear – Ryan Johnson Took Me To Lunch – The Cheap Trick Show at The Joint – My Date with Phil Lewis – Clean & Fruit – Watch & Luggage Stores – My Gig at Planet Hollywood/ Song Division – $ushi at The Cosmopolitan – KENO – More Prostitutes – The Elevator – He Evidentially Sells Cocaine – A Pillow Case, A

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20:48

Episode #2 - Las Vegas (Pt. 1)

It"s Not Me, It"s Absolutely You! ·

2015/09/08

It's Not Me, It's Absolutely You!Las Vegas (Pt. 1)Palace Station – I Think I Can Live in a Hotel – Any Jag Off Can Drive A Car – The Nightlife Baby – Moving to Las Vegas? – Mandalay Bay – Hard Rock Café – “Welcome to Earth” – Talking Loud on the Phone – A Truck & a SHARK – The Oyster Bar – The Girls Won’t Look At Me – Yea, They’re Prostitutes – Gambling Is An Art – My Motorcycle Ride – I’m Over Winter – “Cause I Miss Her & I Still Wanna Get Back Together” – LA is Crowded & Expensive – I Make The

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25:50

Episode #1 - The Very First One

It"s Not Me, It"s Absolutely You! ·

2015/09/08

It's Not Me, It's Absolutely You!Episode #1 – The Very First OneWhy a Podcast? – Arizona – Toilet Paper Is Important – Cat House Live – Sleeping At A Girl’s House – My Date With Troy – Welcome To Las Vegas – FOX Car Rental Stinks! Music: Talk To You Whenever – Johnny Monaco

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