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Football Ramble

The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don"t take the world"s biggest sport too seriously.In 2026, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny as ever and the Ramble remains as essential as it ever was for football fans everywhere. Join them throughout the week as they discuss the world"s biggest football stories in their inimitable style.

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22:47

My Biddy Aunt: January Transfers

Football Ramble ·

2026/01/02

Everyone bangs about new beginnings when the new year rolls around *cough*Jake Humphrey*cough*, but at Ramble HQ, we actually mean it. David Cartlidge is here making his long-awaited My Biddy Aunt debut!Today, Cartlidgenstein declares war on the Democratic Republic of Jimbabwe, with Pete manning the buttons. Will it be a debut win, or will Jim's natural bloody charm swing it?Find us onBluesky,X,Instagram,TikTokandYouTube, and email us here:show@footballramble.com.Get 15% off our annual Patreon

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42:34

The Preview Show: Can I get sacked in the morning?

Football Ramble ·

2026/01/02

Enzo Maresca is set to embark on a new career as a novelist. Will his first book be a tragedy by any chance?Today, Pete, who is still covered in Christmas Pâté, is joined by Jim and David to share their thoughts on Chelsea’s decision to part ways with Enzo Maresca. Plus, there is extremely devoted fans and political turmoil at AFCON. Would we wish for anything else?Find us onBluesky,X,Instagram,TikTokandYouTube, and email us here:show@footballramble.com.Get 15% off our annual Patreon membership

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34:15

Best of Ramble Uncut 2025

Football Ramble ·

2026/01/01

Happy new year Ramblers! Whether you're nursing a hangover like Pete or nursing a sugar crash like Marcus, we've got the tonic for you today with some of our favourite moments from Ramble Uncut over the past 12 months.On today's episode, José Mourinho seeks vengeance againstHenrikh Mkhitaryan, Clint Hill may or may not take pills, and Carlos Quieroz cannot shake his appetite for Sir Alex Ferguson's milk. Come join us down the Ramble Uncut rabbit hole!Want the most unhinged episode of the Ramble

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56:55

Arsenal get their steam back

Football Ramble ·

2025/12/31

In case you weren't aware, Arsenal won quite convincingly against Aston Villa on Tuesday night. On Monday, Luke suggested they were running out of steam. But fortunately, Marcus would never be petty enough to remind him about that.For the final time in 2025, Marcus and Luke put the Premier League under the Ramble microscope! It turns out there's still time for PUGMOL to get one more sternly-worded letter, while Ruben Amorim gets very very very honest. Plus, stunning revelations that Steve Bruce

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42:52

Mailbag: How much trouble are West Ham really in?

Football Ramble ·

2025/12/30

Look away now, West Ham fans - we’ve got to have a chat about how poor they’ve been this season, with the real threat of relegation looming over them. Rest assured that Marcus, Luke and Pete lay the lion’s share of the blame at the owners’ door after years of mismanagement.Elsewhere in more positive corners of correspondence, we settle on this year’s best players - based solely on vibes - and round up some of our new year resolutions for football. Plus, fans pissing on the pitch and a listener

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57:09

Live from the Christmas Perineum

Football Ramble ·

2025/12/29

Marcus, Luke and Pete slide gently into the Christmas perineum, with a barn-burning round of Barclays representing the nuts and Speller’s game of England player charades probably signifying the bum.Across that round of barn-burning we saw Villa’s burgeoning title charge as Arsenal continue to splutter, Ryan Cherki keep the vibes pumping at the Etihad and Ruben Amorim finally change his formation: truly, a Christmas miracle.Find us onBluesky,X,Instagram,TikTokandYouTube, and email us

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39:04

Best of the Football Ramble 2025: Part 2

Football Ramble ·

2025/12/27

We're back with another sack full of clips highlighting the very best moments from the second half of 2025. We've got everything from the Lambton Worm to Manchester United's Grimsby woes, plus some tips Andrew Mountbatten Windsor can take from Trent Alexander-Arnold.Plus of course, that fabled round of Jack's Encyclopaedia.Thanks to Patreon members Allan Odu, Todd Fitzgerald, Sean, Deadfox(InTheBox), Matt and Jamhandz for their help! Find us onBluesky,X,Instagram,TikTokandYouTube, and email us

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48:17

Best of the Football Ramble 2025: Part 1

Football Ramble ·

2025/12/26

Fear not, the Ramble is here to fill the Premier League-shaped hole in your Boxing Day!Across two parts, Marcus shares our very favourite moments of the year. From Ruben Amorim’s vengeance against the humble television,to Ian Rush’s vengeance against…well everyone, there's fun for all the family! Come join us.Find us onBluesky,X,Instagram,TikTokandYouTube, and email us here:show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per

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22:28

My Biddy Aunt: Christmas Special!

Football Ramble ·

2025/12/25

Merry Christmas Ramblers! As you enjoy a glass of eggnog on this fine day, remember, it's your Christmas too. So move away from the turkey, step back from the mulled wine, and enjoy a little gift-wrapped prezzy from your old pals at the good ship Ramble. After all, it's either that or having another uncomfortable conversation with dodgy uncle Steve who you only see once a year.No Steve, Enoch Powell didn't have a point.Not even on Jesus' own day does Marcus Speller rest up. He's up against the

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54:16

The Preview Show: Absolute Lims

Football Ramble ·

2025/12/24

Marcus, Luke and Jim bring you good Ramblings on Christmas Eve! They discuss Arsenal's confidence and bank account-boosting win against Crystal Palace last night and look ahead to the best of the Christmas action, including ONE Boxing Day fixture. We are outraged.We also salute the Rangers fan who chose to watch Elf in the stadium instead of their own team, and an even bigger salute for the fan in Portugal who travelled 900 miles (on his own) to watch his club draw 0-0.Plus, a listener provides a

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41:18

Mailbag: Are Wolves the worst team in Premier League...

Football Ramble ·

2025/12/23

It's probably fair to say at this point that Wolverhampton Wanderers are as dead as a dodo. Two points from 17 games and staring relegation right down the barrel. But will they end up being the worst Premier League side we have ever seen?Marcus, David and Jim debate whether they can reach the lofty heights of Derby County's 11 Premier League points. Plus, should we embrace 'ultras' culture in England? In other news, the curse of Speller comes to light...Find us

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59:05

Play that ukulele

Football Ramble ·

2025/12/22

Big Mama Premier League gifted us a barn-burning weekend right on the eve of Christmas. Gosh, we must have been good this year.Today, Marcus, David and Jim revel in the enjoyable chaos of Newcastle 2-2 Chelsea and the less-enjoyable chaos of Tottenham 1-2 Liverpool. Plus, David goes to war against 'modern football'... Gift a Football Ramble Patreon subscription this Christmas: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble/giftFind us onBluesky,X,Instagram,TikTokandYouTube, and email us

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21:35

My Biddy Aunt: Footballers turned broadcasters

Football Ramble ·

2025/12/19

Thanks to the assistance of multiple NGOs, Luke has agreed to temporarily withdraw his troops from the My Biddy Aunt battleground. That allows the Kingdom of Spelgium to safely take on the Principality of Donaco under the watchful eye of Jimbabwe's international police force.Is it finally time for Pete to get a win on the board, or can Marcus continue to cement his place as the game's second best player?Find us onBluesky,X,Instagram,TikTokandYouTube, and email us here:show@footballramble.com.Sign up

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48:34

The Preview Show: Can you sniff it?

Football Ramble ·

2025/12/19

How can Everton use glue to beat Arsenal? What did Wayne Rooney send Duncan Ferguson in prison? Have FIFA really started deciding the result of games by committee?Join Marcus, Jim and Pete for The Preview Show.Gift a Football Ramble Patreon subscription this Christmas: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble/giftFind us onBluesky,X,Instagram,TikTokandYouTube, and email us here:show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per

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42:45

Control your own X (formerly known as Twitter)

Football Ramble ·

2025/12/18

Marcus and Pete had to be kept apart after Newcastle and Fulham did battle last night. Today, they were joined by Jim to unpack another night of sweet Carabao.Elsewhere, Wilfried Nancy is the next manager to behave like a Facebook mum on social media. Plus, Jim launches a campaign to create an award for the highest overhead kick ever.Gift a Football Ramble Patreon subscription this Christmas: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble/giftFind us onBluesky,X,Instagram,TikTokandYouTube, and email us

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53:20

Pete’s cheesy knees

Football Ramble ·

2025/12/17

We’re into the business end of the Carabao! Although there wasn’t an upset last night, Marcus, Pete and Luke give Cardiff their dues for a spirited performance against the World Champions.Elsewhere, barns are still burning - and Kobbie Mainoo still isn’t free - after Man United drew 4-4 with Bournemouth on Monday. Plus, Marcus develops his five-year plan to get Brother Brendy to manage Fulham.Gift a Football Ramble Patreon subscription this Christmas: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble/giftFind

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44:05

Mailbag: What is going on with ticket prices for the...

Football Ramble ·

2025/12/16

It's going to cost a lot of money to go to this summer's World Cup. So what will happen to the atmosphere at games? And just how many people on X are going to tell you that it's actually perfectly justifiable to charge hundreds of dollars for a seat in Row Z?Marcus, Luke and David return to Friday's discussion about the true cost of the 2026 World Cup. Plus, is Unai Emery the best Premier League manager of the last five years apart from Pep? The lads also discuss which of the Prem's long-standing

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1:01:28

Mackem mayhem

Football Ramble ·

2025/12/15

What’s more bleak? Newcastle’s derby day performance or the thought of Pete Donaldson spending his Sunday afternoon in an indie club?Today, Pete left Marcus, Luke and a very smug David Cartlidge a voicenote - from said indie club - with his unfiltered thoughts on proceedings. Plus, we take joy in the fallout between Jamie Carragher and Rio Ferdinand and start to wonder: are Arsenal having a wobble?Find us onBluesky,X,Instagram,TikTokandYouTube, and email us here:show@footballramble.com.Sign up to

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23:26

Jack's Encyclopaedia: Mo Salah's favourite teammates,...

Football Ramble ·

2025/12/12

After weeks of feverish anticipation, Jack's Encyclopaedia returns! And there are a couple of absolute s**t-offs in this one...Pete of Donaco adjudicates a re-run of the Luke Nation vs the Kingdom of Speller. After a week of scrutiny, Mo Salah at last gets his own Jack's Encyclopaedia category, while Daryl Janmaat definitely doesn't. Poor Daryl.Come join us for the ultimate showdown of the weekend!Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month:

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54:45

The Preview Show: Beauty and the Pete

Football Ramble ·

2025/12/12

Pete’s got a new haircare routine! It’s got him in the mood to gorge on some festive Europa League action. Today, he's joined by Marcus and Luke for a delicious European buffet.Elsewhere, we tuck into the upcoming Tyne and Wear derby. Plus, the FIFA posse have announced their World Cup ticket prices and Samuel Eto'o has found himself in the middle of a quite baffling situation in Cameroon.Find us onBluesky,X,Instagram,TikTokandYouTube, and email us here:show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the

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