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Distorted View Daily

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00:20:56

Suck My Dick While Your Dog Pees

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2026/04/25

Episode SummaryA short weekend show, but still packed with premium nonsense: a woman declaring war over a dog taking a piss, a wheelchair scammer pulling in serious cash by cosplaying as helpless, and an Ohio drunk driver insisting booze actually makes her safer behind the wheel. Just some classy American slice-of-life material.Dog pee diplomacy fails instantly: what starts as a neighborhood complaint about a dog urinating near the building turns into a full-volume screamfest built almost entirely

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00:52:00

Aggressively Yanking On a 16th Century Penis

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2026/04/24

Episode SummaryFriday’s show is a nice greasy little sampler platter of schizo Sandra Bullock paranoia, Lord Douche mug drama, Mead being painfully based, tranny weight-gain fever, lasagna hate music, creepy toe commentary, racist florist filth, stale Subway bread violence, and an Italian statue penis that just wanted to be left alone.Stacey Kennison returns with another deranged update from the Sandra Bullock witchcraft files, now involving the University of Wisconsin, being burned alive, and ovary

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00:35:09

Cow Noise Constipation Cure: Moo Yourself To Better...

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2026/04/22

🔥 Episode HighlightsMead Skelton gets the supercut treatment, with Tim tallying up an absolutely deranged number of “yeahs” from Mead’s latest livestream. Somewhere north of 40, plus bonus “I’m like a horsey” energy.A televised tennis match gets hijacked by the unmistakable sound of someone getting thoroughly railed in a nearby apartment, confusing commentators and improving the broadcast.A self-styled doctor of physical therapy explains how sticking a finger in your butt can help you poop, then

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01:00:58

Teacher of the Year Is Also A Slutty Bratty BDSM...

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2026/04/20

Episode SummaryMonday’s show is a beautiful trainwreck of wedding-day sponsorships, Jesse Lee Peterson requests, Pastor Manning spiraling about Trump and Harlem, Katie Souza stabbing astral warlocks with a light knife, and one very intoxicated Wendy’s customer who never did get her precious biggie bag.DV listener Anthony sponsors the show on what is either his actual wedding day or some extremely confusing anniversary, and Tim immediately turns the whole thing into a honeymoon invitation for

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00:56:44

A Virtual Lesbian Simulator and 62 Million Sex Pests

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2026/04/17

Episode SummaryFriday’s show kicks off with social media hysteria over a supposed 62 million-man rape academy, spirals into audio porn for tiny-penised sons, detours through a VR lesbian simulator, and somehow lands in Texas with a prostitution ring allegedly built for horny cops. Just a nice, normal end to the week.62 million visits to a filthy porn site somehow get rebranded online as 62 million American men attending rape school, because no one can read and everyone wants the scariest version of

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00:56:47

Asexual Twins and Their Cunnilingus Crazed Father

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2026/04/15

Episode SummaryAutigender has entered the chat: Tim tries to make sense of the claim that autism can shape gender so deeply it becomes its own identity, and is, let’s say, not exactly sold on the concept.The asexual twins arrive in stereo: two sisters come out as ace and aromantic in perfect matching voices, prompting a whole derail into daddy issues, dry pussies, and whether asexuality is orientation, trauma response, or just a brutal lack of interest in everybody.Pilot cat radio: a bizarre clip of

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00:57:17

Lusty Law Enforcement And The Bureau of Horny Dating...

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2026/04/13

Tim kicks off the week by inventing new ways to insult fat people, getting baited into a Perez Hilton sermon update, and wading straight into a gigantic acronym nobody can say without sounding like they’re having a stroke. Then things get weirder, with Harry Dresden breaking into a house, an armed standoff interrupted by a horny cop on a dating app, and enough egg talk to make breakfast feel like a threat.Death fat becomes the phrase of the day, because apparently body-positivity can still spawn

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00:50:37

The Fatberg Is Dropping Poop Clumps And No One Is Safe!

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2026/04/10

🎧 Episode SummaryTim closes out the week with a mess of weird audio, busted bones, screaming people in stores, and a Florida woman who apparently thought a Subway sandwich justified vandalism. There’s also a very strange Love Don’t Judge couple with bones like glass, a ring doorbell encounter with a probable maniac, and a fatberg in Australia that’s literally spraying poop clumps into the ocean. Lovely.🔥 Opening Chaos Tim kicks things off with a very specific and very regrettable U2 masturbation

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00:48:35

Female Penis Fragrance & Fungal Shells

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2026/04/08

🔥 Episode HighlightsA deep dive into the olfactory preferences of “female penis” enthusiastsThe shocking claim that well-manicured lawns are racistA disturbing update from Joe: fungal shell + hooker mom + total mental collapsePlus: silicone testicle drama, fast-food rage, and a Florida alligator joyrideClassic Michelle ZZ Diamond insanity resurfaces via a new YouTube archiveSongs include:Tim discovers previously unheard tracks and revisits her legacy of… uh… “vaginal pride anthems”Listener Davide

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00:48:20

The Sharp Tooth Demon Hiding Inside Of Your Lady's...

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2026/04/06

🚨 On Today’s ShowA romantic getaway turns into a biohazard when a fiancé literally shits the bed… multiple times.Courtroom chaos returns with Judge Bitch vs. Mouthy Defendant.Warning signs your girlfriend might have a sharp-toothed demon in her vagina (you’ve been warned).Plus: responding to an online hater in the most poetic, vicious way possible.Tim dives into one of the most insane reality TV sagas ever:Lisa travels to Nigeria to meet her fiancé DanielImmediately poisons herself with local food

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00:43:32

When Your Titty Stream Is Ruined By Your Dad

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2026/04/06

📝 Episode SummaryTimmy Boo serves up a “Best Of” Sideshow Exclusive from 2018 after accidentally forgetting Easter (oops 🙃). This chaotic throwback delivers a buffet of classic DV insanity: livestream meltdowns, savage dads, titty streamer trauma, Uber racism drama, and—because it’s Florida—political beef involving anal bleaching accusations and Hitler comparisons.Basically: vintage Distorted View at its most unhinged.Ungrateful gamer kids screaming at their momsDads bursting in like rage-filled

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00:56:57

Penetrating Yoshi’s Egg Hole

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2026/04/03

🔥 Episode Highlights🍆 Bad Dragon goes full Nintendo🦖 Sextastic Friday: Yoshi’s Secret🚓 Police Body Cam Chaos Compilation🧠 Bimbofication Scandal💩 The Man Who Shit 100 Times a Day🍌 Male “Clitoris” DiscoveredLongtime DV listener, artist, and musicianFind BrixPix Music On Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFFTfe1AFI1MqH9ZNPKDMZQFInd Brix Music On Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/7rBCX4dXyGEiNe3yPLljRH?si=1SWNrOamRlmnsQkwvPPwywTracks featured:Links available in show notes (go

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00:38:24

Distorted View Daily: The Musical - A Wicked Phantom...

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2026/04/01

🎭 Distorted View Daily: The Musical (April 1, 2026)Hey freaks! Timmy Boo decided to ruin everything good about podcasting by turning today’s episode into a full-blown Broadway-style musical nightmare — and honestly… it kinda works.From emotional ballads about prolapse audio to a tragic mug opera and an attempted on-air murder, this is easily one of the dumbest (and greatest) things DV has ever done.Tim kicks things off with a big, brassy musical intro recapping today’s chaos — setting the tone for

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00:47:02

Using A Particle Accelerator on Pussy: The Science Of...

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2026/03/30

🎧 Distorted View Daily – March 30, 2026“Hidden Forests & Juggalo Jerking”Scientists finally map the full internal nerve network of the clitoris—and it’s way more complex (and unsettlingly described) than expectedA New Jersey man assaults the Easter Bunny… for scientific curiosity (?)The Island Boys return, bringing awkward dating energy and incest baggageA man casually masturbates at a Juggalo gathering in OhioMeet Heidi, an “inner child healer” who talks herself through life like a

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00:52:00

The Shelf Life of Semen (Shorter Than You Think)

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2026/03/27

“Spoiled Sperm & Courtroom Chaos”A woman attempts to attend a virtual court hearing while actively driving 🚗 Claims she’s “just a passenger”… immediately contradicts herselfJudge calls out every lie (seatbelt, camera angle, etc.)Ends with a default judgment for lying to the courtUpdate on Corey Harris, previously featured for Zooming into court while driving Turns out:Wore a “Trust Me” shirt to court (with crossed fingers 🤥)Immediately taken into custodyAttorney Robert Hopkins goes off the

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00:48:23

A Full Color Palette of Vaginal Discharge

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2026/03/25

“Green Discharge & Broken Mugs” EditionWorld Down Syndrome Day chaos & questionable traditionsMichelle Duggar screams at a fake journalistA social media trainwreck begs for hygiene helpChild foot-fetish “businessman” arrestedFlorida does Florida thingsPennsylvania man sets house on fire mid–karaoke sessionTim accidentally destroys Lord Douche’s prized green glass tea mug… and the fallout is nuclear. Days later, the household is still spiraling:Mug replacement obsession (IKEA trip

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00:53:35

Dick Cheese Diaries: A Culinary Nightmare

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2026/03/23

📝 Episode SummaryTim kicks off the week with a fresh intro and a full-blown descent into chaos. Today’s show delivers everything from conspiracy-riddled “satellite tooth attacks” to deeply disturbing smegma enthusiasts, plus a shrieking airport arrest that redefines public meltdowns. Add in urine-soaked Airbnb destruction, horny school bus employees, and a woman who refuses to leave the hospital—and you’ve got a classic DV freakshow.🛰️ Satellite Tooth Assault MadnessA conspiracy-ranting

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00:49:30

Torn Titty Trauma! - NEW EPISODE!

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2026/03/20

📌 On Today’s Show:The Duggar family scandal counter ticks up again—because apparently one wasn’t enough.Sagittarius Shawty’s disastrous dating saga ends with bloodshed… literally.A BTS superfan absolutely loses it and threatens Lady Gaga over a Grammy.Plus: your voicemails, including some uncanny Tim impressions and a horny woodsman.Longtime DV nemesis: the Duggar clan.New allegations against Joseph Duggar involving inappropriate contact with a minor.Tim revisits the family’s deeply weird

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01:09:18

Three-Penis Wine, Jurassic Park Porn & Pizza Tampering

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2026/03/20

Tim checks in with a quick update: a brand-new DV episode is still coming later today, but in the meantime he’s serving up a favorite classic installment from September 16, 2014. The episode features one of Tim’s favorite Leanne Paisley Howell “Simple Living” segments, a gloriously stupid Sextastic Tuesday involving Jurassic Park porn, and a trio of bizarre news stories about penis-rubbed pizza, stinky cabbies, and a porn school in Quebec. There’s also a plug for a new Sideshow-exclusive Commodore

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00:53:46

Cousin Fucking, Counterfeit Cash, and Cockblocking...

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2026/03/18

🔥 Episode Highlights👁️ The Evil Entity Cockblocker ReturnsTamir is back—and so is the AI/demon/Emma Watson hybrid that won’t let him jerk off in peace. This time it’s targeting his lower legs. Horny + angry = horngry meltdown.📉 InfoWars Meltdown: The Sound of “Winning”Alex Jones appears to be circling the drain—slurring, wheezing, and possibly dissolving on-air as InfoWars faces shutdown. Is this the end of the supplement-fueled empire?🚔 Traffic Stop Goes NuclearA woman refuses a ticket, throws

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