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The Hard2Watch Podcast

The Hard2Watch Podcast is a variety show wherein Captain LAMOTU and The Felonious Monk talk about all everything hard to watch, from reviewing terrible movies to telling insane true stories from history, roasting substandard human beings, subjecting themselves to the probing questions of cults, reviewing books, reading your bedtime stories and so much more! The duo has been making fun of the human condition together for over 30 years and now they invite you to share in the fun!Read our Tweets and

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All Episodes

84:58

The Monk's Book Corner Featuring Moonraker Part 1

The Hard2Watch Podcast ·

2026/01/10

Text Cap and The Monk! Jimmithy Bond is back to his old antics as The Monk's Book corner tells Cap all about the UK's "greatest" "spy" question mark? In his latest series of gambling losses, asshole food orders, and wearing a tuxedo at all times. How will Jimmy B bring down the crown this time? Will Mi5 finally get fed up and shoot him into space? Will he order more bacon and eggs? Find out today in part one of the epic review of the Moonraker novel! Wrist control a click onto them links a...

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90:37

2025 Was Hard2Watch (Or You Dirty Rat)

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2026/01/04

Text Cap and The Monk! 2025 has come and gone and Cap and The Monk have your yearly recap of all the things that were Hard2Watch! Teleportation, driveway theft, and rodents being brought to justice oh my! Plus so much more! Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show and how much you distrust foot perverts! Or conversely how much you love being a dirty foot pervert, but the good kind...the kind that listens to our show! Read our Tweets and participate in o...

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89:32

Home Alone 5 Part 3

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2025/12/27

Text Cap and The Monk! It's all led up to this! The traps finally come out and the wheels really come off in terms of writing...and we haven't even begun to talk about Snow Kid. Plus: How The Boat saved Christmas! All that and more today on The Hard2Watch Podcast! Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show and how much you distrust foot perverts! Or conversely how much you love being a dirty foot pervert, but the good kind...the kind that listens to our s...

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117:36

Home Alone 5 Part 2

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2025/12/25

Text Cap and The Monk! Merry X-Mas and Happy Holidays to all the Hardons out there! Cap and The Monk's present to you?! Part 2 of our epic 3 part Home Alone 5 review! So gather round the tree with you closest family, friends, pets, and enemies and open up a big box of christmas cheer with H2Dub! Ho Ho Hoooooonooooooooo! Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show and how much you distrust foot perverts! Or conversely how much you love being a dirty foot pe...

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131:57

Home Alone 5 Part 1

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2025/12/20

Text Cap and The Monk! Because the Hard-ons demanded it: H2Dub goes to war with Home Alone 5. A new hero, question mark? Is on the scene in the form of Finn Baxter and he and Cap and The Monk are here to take him to task for trying to get his grubby mitts on our boat! Settle in for some Holiday cheers and jeers.....mostly jeers. Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show and how much you distrust foot perverts! Or conversely how much you love being a dirt...

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69:30

The Sarajevo Santa (Or The Ghost Camaro Of Christmas...

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2025/12/14

Text Cap and The Monk! It's time to kick off the season of giving with another classic X-Mas happenstance! When a country falls apart and the remains of it go to war with each other, one man will rise up, build a battle car and go deliver food and legos to the kids! This is the story of Helge Meyer and his Ghost Camaro. Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show and how much you distrust foot perverts! Or conversely how much you love being a dirty foot pe...

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96:11

Lawman 13

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2025/12/06

Text Cap and The Monk! We say goodbye to Lawman month as Steve says goodbye to the boys after easily his roughest day on the force. Season one ends with a bang as there's crime all over the place and no officer Eric to be seen! We finally did it. We finished season 1 of Lawman. How many random objects has Seagal eaten? How many children has he wrist controlled? How fat is fat bald cop? Will Cap and The Monk answer any of these questions? Find out today! Wrist control a click onto them link...

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80:34

Lawman 12

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2025/11/29

Text Cap and The Monk! In the Penultimate episode of Steven Seagal Lawman season 1 we see Steve and the boys finally find that car accident Tubi threatened us with in a previous blurb and the SWAT team goes to battle with the nutria that are attacking Jefferson Parrish. Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show and how much you distrust foot perverts! Or conversely how much you love being a dirty foot pervert, but the good kind...the kind that listens to...

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66:12

This Is H2Dub News A Thanksgiving Special (Report)

The Hard2Watch Podcast ·

2025/11/27

Text Cap and The Monk! Tonight we preempt your regularly scheduled Hard2Watch Podcast Thanksgiving Special to bring you an H2Dub News Special Report on the newly self appointed "President of The New Constitutional Republic Of The United States Of America" For more on this we head to the H2Dub News room with your lead anchors Captain LAMOTU and Judge The Felonious Monk. Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show and how much you distrust foot perverts! Or ...

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75:43

Lawman 11

The Hard2Watch Podcast ·

2025/11/22

Text Cap and The Monk! Steve and the Gang are back again and Jefferson Parrish continues to learn that Chief Steve has the intellect and thoughtfulness of a stick bug. Plus Steven Seagal Vs cellulitis! Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show and how much you distrust foot perverts! Or conversely how much you love being a dirty foot pervert, but the good kind...the kind that listens to our show! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @Its...

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76:25

Lawman 10

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2025/11/16

Text Cap and The Monk! Seagal is back on the streets with his boys. Officer Eric, better get your knight stick, they might get locked in the trunk. Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show and how much you distrust foot perverts! Or conversely how much you love being a dirty foot pervert, but the good kind...the kind that listens to our show! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Face...

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103:53

The Mummy Resurrected Part 2

The Hard2Watch Podcast ·

2025/11/09

Text Cap and The Monk! Today we finish getting assaulted by The Mummy Resurrected Part 2. Papa has a belly full of rocks and a pocket full of sand and he's ready to go spelunking! Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show and how much you distrust foot perverts! Or conversely how much you love being a dirty foot pervert, but the good kind...the kind that listens to our show! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follo...

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117:25

The Mummy Resurrected Part 1

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2025/11/01

Text Cap and The Monk! It's been 5 months since Cap and The Monk last recorded an episode of The Hard2Watch Podcast. What happened to our heros? Did Seagal get em? Find out today on a thrilling new H2Dub! Plus the boys review a horrible horror movie! Happy Halloween! Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show and how much you distrust foot perverts! Or conversely how much you love being a dirty foot pervert, but the good kind...the kind that listens to ou...

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123:12

Keepin It At 100 (Or C You In The Funny Papers)

The Hard2Watch Podcast ·

2025/10/30

Text Cap and The Monk! The long awaited 100th episode of The Hard2Watch Podcast is here! Cap and The Monk clown on fools, talk about Steven Seagal's arms and tell you another bedtime story, plus a special guest appearance from Imperial Inquisitor Grimdark to tell us how to praise the Emperor! Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show and how much you distrust foot perverts! Or conversely how much you love being a dirty foot pervert, but the good kind...t...

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85:45

Captain LAMOTUs Bedtime Tales V (Or Hands Off My Apples)

The Hard2Watch Podcast ·

2025/05/26

Text Cap and The Monk! I can see that you are getting awful tuckered. Trow on your footie jams because it's time for another Captain LAMOTU's Bedtime Tales! We're going really hands on this time....in a manner of speaking Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show and how much you distrust foot perverts! Or conversely how much you love being a dirty foot pervert, but the good kind...the kind that listens to our show! Read our Tweets and participate in our...

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108:10

Above The Law Part 3

The Hard2Watch Podcast ·

2025/05/21

Text Cap and The Monk! Nico Pastrami finishes his battle with Citizen CIA and the city of Chicago in the epic conclusion to The Hard2Watch marathon 3 part review of Above The Law! Also: Horses are the worst. Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show and how much you distrust foot perverts! Or conversely how much you love being a dirty foot pervert, but the good kind...the kind that listens to our show! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener poll...

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78:31

Above The Law Part 2

The Hard2Watch Podcast ·

2025/05/04

Text Cap and The Monk! Cap and The Monk continue to bring Steven Seagal to justice in part 2 of their review of Above The Law. Chicago will never be the same....and neither will Nico Tortellini! Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show and how much you distrust foot perverts! Or conversely how much you love being a dirty foot pervert, but the good kind...the kind that listens to our show! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Wa...

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87:52

Above The Law Part 1

The Hard2Watch Podcast ·

2025/04/22

Text Cap and The Monk! No more screwing around...It's time to bring Above The Law to justice for being Hard2Watch. Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show and how much you distrust foot perverts! Or conversely how much you love being a dirty foot pervert, but the good kind...the kind that listens to our show! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News ...

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74:38

Robert Liston (Or F##k The Jersey City Post Office)

The Hard2Watch Podcast ·

2025/04/12

Text Cap and The Monk! Today we learn about the highest recorded fatality rate in a single surgery, clown on Jimmithy Renee Bond some more and bring horses to justice....and Fuck you Jersey City Post Office! You can eat all the dicks! Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show and how much you distrust foot perverts! Or conversely how much you love being a dirty foot pervert, but the good kind...the kind that listens to our show! Read our Tweets and parti...

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89:51

The Cake Is A Lie (Or Random Rambles se7en)

The Hard2Watch Podcast ·

2025/04/06

Text Cap and The Monk! The Time has finally come! H2Dub Vs Above The Law!!!......allegedly Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show and how much you distrust foot perverts! Or conversely how much you love being a dirty foot pervert, but the good kind...the kind that listens to our show! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straig...

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