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00:51:05

Drugs Bring People Together (it's about 9-5)

Wine, Weed, Weird! ·

2026/10/02

How do you handle issues of consent and bodily autonomy when trying to help severely mentally ill people? Do you do m&m's? Does everyone know about Dolly Parton's acrylics? 9-5 keeps bringing up the important issues this week as Emily and Ky consider a film makes them look cool, calm, and collected.

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00:48:47

This is how you Organize (It’s about 9 to 5)

Wine, Weed, Weird! ·

2026/09/25

Happy 9/25, officially Dolly Parton Day in NYC! Of course, Emily and Ky are celebrating this week (and next week) with an exploration of the equal parts campy and woke classic, 9 to 5! Do they remember the names of the characters? Do they get very far into the plot? Have you listened to this show before? The important thing is, you can always bring an uber coffee to this interview!

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00:55:24

God Forbid We Learn how to Squeak (it's about John C...

Wine, Weed, Weird! ·

2026/09/19

We're back with another Wine, Weed, Weird Historical Figure! John C Lilly was a big old nerd, whose scientific inquiry led to inventions we still use today, and some fascinating questions. He also fell into a K hole in his later life, and predicted the downfall of humanity due to AI. And you can't forget about the dolphins, bro! Dive in along with Ky as Emily explains, with medium attention to the timeline or research, the fascinating science of John C Lilly. Along the way, they explore the

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01:12:53

The Secret Third Thing (it's about If You Love Me,...

Wine, Weed, Weird! ·

2026/09/11

Is sex like the limbo? Is it worse than falling off a cliff? Is it a good thing to sing with your dad about? Is abortion like suicide? Can't you just like, pull someone out of a car without magical powers? Can't women just want to have sex?? Yes, yes, yes, yes, no, and no, according to this incredibly unhinged abstinence-only PSA. Join Emily and Ky for a time traveling adventure featuring an unforgettable dance number, numerous creepy men, a cheap bottle of champagne, and a message that

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00:34:36

Short Girls Only (it's about Cobweb Hotel)

Wine, Weed, Weird! ·

2026/09/05

Emily and Ky have many concerns about this hotel. They wouldn't stay in a hotel specifically for only short girls, for example. They would also ask for another room immediatly if placed in one that featured a glory hole...and once they looked through the hole (shut up, you would, too!) and discovered they were non-consensually involved in aother guest's kink, they for sure would have been out of there. But maybe if you're a champion boxing fly you don't worry about those sorts of

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00:51:41

Don't Eat a Battery (it's about I'm No Fool Around...

Wine, Weed, Weird! ·

2026/08/28

Jimminy Cricket is back along with his new alter ego, Jiminy Cracket, to tell us not to leave anything plugged in your room for two minutes or your house will burn down, but nothing whatsoever about eating batteries in a PSA that contains sound advice for historical buffoon Benjamin Franklin, and maybe undersells the danger of mixing water and electricity just a bit. Emily and Ky have a lot of electricity stories to share from childhood fears, to really old fuse boxes, to a the chaos that a lack of

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01:04:38

30 Seconds of Accountability (it's about 7 Brides for...

Wine, Weed, Weird! ·

2026/08/22

Did we cover this movie already? Ky did a deepdive into the archive and can't find it, but we both have a vague memory that we did? Anyway, here it is! Goofy songs, terrible advice, high knee'd dance numbers, human trafficking, and sex jokes! Due to technical difficulties, the sound is lower than usual for the first half, and there's a few weird moments the editing software tried to fix without my consent, but it's a hoot none the less! Bless your beautiful hide!

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00:33:14

This Woman is Spaghetti (it's about "Pancake" by JADED)

Wine, Weed, Weird! ·

2026/08/17

Emily and Ky lead rich, full lives! They travel! Their friends get married! Emily's the chief steward of her union! Ky is supposed to be doing admin! Anyway, this week's episode is a re-release. It's our third episode ever, and I think it's a real treat. Pull up the song so you can listen along! Is this song about sex? Is it rich with metaphors? Is Liz short for lizard? Does eating something you're allergic to make you gooey in the middle? We may never know.

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01:05:15

Isn't that just Life? (it's about DARE's Journey...

Wine, Weed, Weird! ·

2026/08/07

Emily and Ky are at the beach with pelvic floor issues! Before they have to pee again, they discuss daring to get ready for bed, the frozen yogurt craze, why there are so many boobs in this PSA, why DARE always seems to be trying to increase children's exposure to drugs, and of course, what THEIR drug PSA would say! It's a another giggly beach episode as they journey through their own land of decisions and choices. Will they pay $15 for a pina colada? Will they try cocaine again? Will they

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01:02:53

This is a Silly Critique to Make (it's about Sausage...

Wine, Weed, Weird! ·

2026/08/02

The beach is for bitches, and thank God, no one asked Emily and Ky to watch their stuff this year, or explained to them what breakfast was! This year they're explaining one of Emily's mom's favorite movies! The woman contains legions. And Emily and Ky contain oppinions! Lots of them! Is this a deeply layered satirical commentary on modern american life? Is it an endless string of racially insensitive stereotypes and raunchy puns? Could it be both? There's only one way to find out,

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00:41:45

A Solid Shoulder Shimmy (it's a Re-Release about...

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2026/07/24

Does anything hit quite like a piña colada on a hot day? No, absolutely not. Who doesn’t like a piña colada?? Certainly none of our listeners, which is part of what is so half-brained at best about this personal add relationship train wreck set to a boppy beat we’re re-releasing our episode on from season one. Order yourself one, and thank your lucky stars you’re not in a relationship with either one of these two!

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00:36:54

The Flaw, Unfortunately, is Fundamental (it's about...

Wine, Weed, Weird! ·

2026/07/18

I don't know about you, listeners, but what stands out to me in this episode is not the shock of torturing old man corn (see what I did there?), not the insightful political commentary on the violence of the carceral state, not Emily's medium quality explanation of the concept of tyranny of the majority, but the fact that they mentioned the 2016 black comedy Sausage Party so many times without getting the title of the movie right even once. Emily and Ky are for the streets, so that's

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00:53:24

The Beaver is not Alienated from his Labor (it's...

Wine, Weed, Weird! ·

2026/07/10

First, special guest Teddy is here to share a weird snack and they claim Emily ate most of, however there is photo evidence disproving this slander. Then, Emily and Ky would like to welcome you to Beaver Valley! No, it's not their onlyfans channel, but it is still a special place full of beautiful beavers! Get ready for so many animals facts, most importantly that every animal is just the cutest little guy. We've also got church camp stories, cat updates, and a treatise on a common

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00:32:08

My Clothes are on the Street! (it's about "I'm no...

Wine, Weed, Weird! ·

2026/07/03

Sometimes, there's a subtle arc to 3-episode recording sessions: a warm-up, a high energy, and a gentle slope down at the end. But this ep's subject has got Emily fired up with all the hot takes: ACAB except for the assholes driving really loud cars/motorcycles down the Prospect Expressway! There should be NO free street parking! If you have a big truck, and don't have a frequent essential use for it, you are a loser, and should feel bad! Ky is softly moderating some of these takes with

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00:45:58

I Can Run Faster than You (it's about Sing Along with...

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2026/06/26

We've got an exciting sequel for you in season six! It's the Kazoo Kid! Except instead of a playing a kazoo, he's shaking kids' hands like he's running for president! It's weird. Emily is really reading into his feelings about this. Ky has her own theories. Aside from making fun of small children, they mostly discuss the state of healthcare in America. In case you wondered, Emily's eye doctor pronounced her retinas healthy, and beautiful.

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00:41:51

Our Child is in First Grade (it's the Season 6 Opener!)

Wine, Weed, Weird! ·

2026/06/19

Emily and Ky have had their Spring Break, and they are, as the autogenerated chapter titles once said, High, Unaccountable, and Ready to Chat! They're diving right in with musings on the nature of achievement and validation, a long tangent on an embryo-centered court case, and of course, the classic song that started it all: "All I Want to do is Make Love to You" by Heart! This season they've done (most of) their homework, and are each coming to you with a handful of songs to

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00:38:30

We're Always Thinking (it's about Season 5)

Wine, Weed, Weird! ·

2026/05/09

The time has come! Emily and Ky take a fond trip down memory lane through this season's episodes. We had guests! We were guests! We found the ants on drugs video! We documented people blowing up a whale! We discovered just how antisocial Jon Arbucle is! It was a great season. Rest now, Cephalopods, or tune into our rich back catalogue. We'll be taking a casual break for a month. We'll be back June 12th, coming in hot with a season opener in Pride Month!

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00:44:32

I Don't Know about all that (it's about Suddenly Amish)

Wine, Weed, Weird! ·

2026/05/01

Emily and Ky are back to talk more about Suddenly Amish, and thank God, because there is drama for days! From cultures clashing when someone's mother visits, to mysterious late night assignations, there's a lot to speculate on this week. We also learn who decided to continue with the church at the end of the show, and we learn only the tiniest possible bit about where they might be now. Emily and Ky still have questions, but none of them are about the tooth extracting device!

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00:42:45

It's Not Really that Sudden (it's about Suddenly Amish)

Wine, Weed, Weird! ·

2026/04/25

Emily and Ky are coming in hot with their personal experiences with the amish community, the mysteries of reality tv, favorite characters and moments, and why the Amish might really be onto something. Don't worry, they also discuss their favorite take out spots, and where they were born. Tune in next week for part two! This is our last topic for season 5!!!

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01:04:43

How do you Say, Si? (it's about Hilaria Baldwin)

Wine, Weed, Weird! ·

2026/04/17

Emily has nothing bad to say about this person based on direct experience! But listen, there is no denying it's weird, so it fits the brief, and if Emily does't get it out of her system, she might explode. What is the deal with Hilaria Baldwin? Is she, on any level, Spanish? Did she carry six pregnancies with seeming zero long term (or midterm for that matter) effects on her body of any kind? How many people did she fly out from Spain to see her get married with a little flamenco fan? Is she a

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