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Portmansheau

Sophisticated toilet humor featuring: Andrew: A Jewishy-washy child ninja turned autoneurotic, prematurely old man, who"s had it with fictional ghosts triggering his non-fictional anxiety. Puke: A gently misanthropic Army veteran obsessed with sound effects who"s had it with political correctness. Brett: A fierce comedy theorist and peddler of critical thinking who"s had it with how the dumbing down of America is resulting in terrible customer service. Nick: A gender homogenous homosapien

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2:14:21

684: Ding and Dong All Night Long

Portmansheau ·

2025/10/30

Episode 684: Fuck You; the show! Hyphens, umlauts, and the tilde. Andrew loves him some Windows Alt Codes. We find other animal podcasts; shit all over them. The amount of snakes and fish in a 1000 foot radius. Spelling parallel. Seven deadly sins. Andrew thinks Candice Owens is too perfect. What is hypertelorism? Can AI make Out-of-Town Guy? Andrew confronts and removes 200 hundred "urban youths" partying in his ABNB by himself!

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1:52:50

683: Most Palpable Aura of Agitation

Portmansheau ·

2025/10/22

Episode 683: Puke has never sang before. Andrew was a child laborer. Brett thinks time isn't real. Dogs reunite with their owners. A tree of raccoon turds. Brett loves a poopy boy. Andrew's new addiction. Tim Pool and Liquid Death fight over plastic. Who has the best balance? Breaking Down the Query: Farts by Seniors in a Typical CVS Store.

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2:24:27

682: I Know Better Than Kuhn’s!

Portmansheau ·

2025/10/11

Episode 682: Young Alex is here! Andrew writes his manifesto. Cats and raccoons have a standoff in Puke’s shed. We went to a corn pit and ate Amish donuts. Can we find a clean street in India? Gabriela refuses to describe lesbians. Taco Bell party! Alex needed a break from UFO research. The smallest, cutest dog we’ve ever seen.

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1:54:07

681: Some WOP and a Couple of Yip-Yaps

Portmansheau ·

2025/10/03

Episode 681: Brett and Bryan debate wether it was China or Israel that perpetrated 9/11. AI data centers are eating all of our racetracks. Did Tower 7 Wag the Dog? Is this actor actually Jewish? Bryan brought a banana suit! Scrumping strumpets. Radicalized by Instagram Reels.

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1:28:21

680: You’ve Been Peeing My Whole Life

Portmansheau ·

2025/09/24

Episode 680: Therapeutic grunts. Brett is worried that last weeks guest doesn't think China did 9/11. Who is Nick Fuentes anyway? How many Jews live in China; the whole world. Andrew's Grandmother goes to tranny Zoom temple. The Jews of Wheeling, West Virginia. Cone Piss. Puke's cult church childhood. Watching Sumo Wrestling.

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1:41:45

679: I Thought French People Speak Gay

Portmansheau ·

2025/09/20

Episode 679: Car guy Bryan joins us to talk about his style of glasses. Bryan is young so Andrew asks him all kinds of old man questions and learns about Nick Fuentes. Puke learns what a 6-point harness is. What is a craw? Did the Jews do 9/11? Other Gen-Z conspiracy theories. How to remove mouse balls. Movies younger people should watch according to Andrew. Explorers In Dinosaur World from Puke and Andrew's childhood.

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2:05:01

678: The Descendants of the Farmers of Rice

Portmansheau ·

2025/09/11

Episode 678: Andrew's favorite Seinfeld meme day of the year is ruined. We'll never forget. How close is Chinatown to Manhattan? Visiting the largest Buc-ee's in the world. Barbara Walters documentary. Peacemaker - season 2. The French Dispatch. Goon and Goon 2. Discovering the month of September. Too many Asians; where are all the Jews? Oak Ridge, TN, WV State Penitentiary, Codenames, and Gabriela's bad driving.

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1:28:14

677: Dickipedia

Portmansheau ·

2025/08/28

Episode 677: All insects are bugs, but not all Andrews know what spiders are. Do you wish you had a Coat of Arms? Slainte! Andrew invents an app idea that already exists. A rude Asian airline passenger. What does Puke eat for lunch? A birthday balloon sent from God. Fuck-bots. Brett's complicated coffee routine. Andrew's struggle to get a hot meal. Miata cruising.

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1:35:15

676: That Pig Was Tickled No More

Portmansheau ·

2025/08/22

Episode 676: Can Portmansheau save humanity by entertaining AI? Andrew doesn't know what honey is. Do they have ponds in China? Bacon, egg, PB&J breakfast sandwich. Puke eats trunk ribs. The take-home box flow chart. Every black person makes a face. Puke finds lost money. Dream bears made manifest. What is nectar.

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2:46:17

675: What Are You Eating That Makes You Look So OId?

Portmansheau ·

2025/08/16

Episode 675: We look like a bunch of Bavarian monkey spreaders in all these hats. Larry and Gabriela join the gang to sing karaoke. Brett doesn't care about the sandwich checklist. Are these College HUNKS real haulers? Sockontroversy. Young Brett gets exposed as the tape trader of big sausage pizza. PG movies with surprise tits. Audio rape ensues. Can you remember the first time you heard these 90's songs? Don't be a nincompoop driver! Deaf, dumb, blind and a fraud? Andrew has strong opinions on

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1:34:00

674: Mein Kampforter

Portmansheau ·

2025/08/01

Episode 674: Kudzu puppies. Groundhog VR. Puke thinks he's found a new name for bugs. How do some animals know to leave in peace? Andrew is confused by turrets. Does Germany have a beach? Will we die at the West Virginia Hillfest?

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3:22:34

673: Ignomometer

Portmansheau ·

2025/07/25

Episode 673: 14 years! Year 15 starts now! As a treat, Andrew talks to the German scientists about their favorite 1925 German author. We learn about the "enneagram. We look into our first childhood homes as they are now. Listening and reacting to some old episodes. We learn about the voodoo practitioners of the PGH city council and how the Mayor colluded to destroy homes while blaming climate change.

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2:07:40

672: Enthusiastronaut

Portmansheau ·

2025/07/20

Episode 672: Andrew loves to see James T. Kirk choppin' wood! We're talking Star Trek movies. Our 15 year anniversary is coming. What is "Jappalachia"? Our favorite movie milk scenes. CNN fakes war reporting. Is OJ innocent? Brett thinks so. Eleven hours filling a database. Puke throws a shovel at a groundhog, hilarity ensues.

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2:02:58

671: Children Molested Thomas Jefferson

Portmansheau ·

2025/07/13

Episode 671: We report! Can you read Old English? What even is, Old English? Can AI translate cats? Andrew dreams about Puke. It's a sad dream. How many miles are in a snake mile? Why do women get to sleep more? Interrupting business calls for unnecessary dinner plans. Is Trump more famous than Jesus? A new conspiracy by Andrew. Political attack ads, circa 1900.

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2:11:13

670: Nink

Portmansheau ·

2025/07/05

Episode 670: Remember when racism was fun? When we could call car parts masters and slaves without judgment? Those were better times. The 90's. Brett found an old Italian song that sounds like English but isn't. Andrew reads endless lines of Excel numbers. Gabriela texts too much. How much poop do eat in a lifetime? Puke almost made bug coffee. Andrew dreams of smashing zombie heads. What is strawberry pretzel salad? Andrew has a conspiracy theory that Elon Musk is the real villain like the

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2:08:45

669: Raymond Babbit, the Sausage King of Chicago

Portmansheau ·

2025/06/27

Episode 669: Should we podcast from our cars? Andrew wandered Chicago as a boy and made paper airplanes from a phone bible. Why do we have to show our work to calculate margin using Andrew's formula? Who or Whom? The boy have milky white thighs. A giant inflatable beer bottle for your family reunion. PGH crime, is it going up or down? Brett wants us to become a band. What do you do when you meet a celebrity?

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2:16:44

668: Heil Near Hamburger

Portmansheau ·

2025/06/13

Episode 668: Get dumber. Andrew still doesn't know how learning works. There are other podcasts that are talking about Andrew. He has critiques. Can we do our blackest? Is Neil Hamburger racist? Riot season is coming to a city near you. Do the heroin hunch! Brett wants to solve this tippy hobo problem. Is there a good grocery store anywhere? Sheetz salad routine, ruined! The night poops. Nuggets or gummy worms. Gabriela learns about Alpha-Gal. Puke wants to impale the hobos like Vlad, the.

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2:11:08

667: Welcome to Fuckin’ English

Portmansheau ·

2025/06/06

Episode 667: How does one pants? Ten hours of dropped pipe noises. Are PGH cops abusing the P-Town gays? Puke is vindicated by his art. Our favorite brain-rots. Willie's 4-star chicken at Winky's. Andrew learns that Canada is very boring and very French. Couche-Tard.

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2:06:25

666: Brett’s a Bad Guy Who Doesn’t Know Anything....

Portmansheau ·

2025/05/28

Episode 666: We made it to hell! And now you too can experience the suffering. Bad jokes, Italian tickets, black Alex, dentists, gooning, devil art, getting sued, nut-job stalker, and fan-mail. Excruciating! Also, movies trailers "Dave", "Runaway Jury", and "My Fellow Americans".

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2:21:00

665: Ballarinos

Portmansheau ·

2025/05/21

Episode 665: Brought to you by Toast.com. Is Andrew back? Back from what? Is Bonneville bigger than a BMW? FTD! All the cars at the cruise. Puke has too much Miata gas. These cars make people happy. What is the meaning of dance? Is this your black?

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