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Portmansheau

Sophisticated toilet humor featuring: Andrew: A Jewishy-washy child ninja turned autoneurotic, prematurely old man, who"s had it with fictional ghosts triggering his non-fictional anxiety. Puke: A gently misanthropic Army veteran obsessed with sound effects who"s had it with political correctness. Brett: A fierce comedy theorist and peddler of critical thinking who"s had it with how the dumbing down of America is resulting in terrible customer service. Nick: A gender homogenous homosapien

comedy improv

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1:48:42

717: Can You Hear Other Vegetables?

Portmansheau ·

2026/09/25

Episode 717: Puke hasn’t memorized the names of all the gay old musicians Brett likes. This makes Brett and Andrew mad. Weird Al was never on Cooking with Coolio. The tale of Andrew’s beautiful old Honda CRV going missing from Brett’s house and where it was found. The greatest car ever made according to Andrew was in Street Fighter 2. How many cars have we all had towed?

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1:43:02

716: Peter’s Pants Are Not the Point!

Portmansheau ·

2026/09/17

Episode 716: Videos are not podcasts! Ads make us rage! Trump made his own pledge of allegiance to himself. Peter makes pants. Juan Valdez Columbian coffee donkey man. A 9/11 wedding! Andrew buys Puke more hats. Gabriela has shoes. Brett can’t stop looking at boys thighs. Pronouncing “clafoutis”. Polymath Park for Frank Loyd Wright losers. Increasing anxiety when showering during a storm. How to replace a van lightbulb. Pressing a button could have saved hundreds of dollars!

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2:16:28

715: What Happens If You Don’t Succeed at Fuck Camp?

Portmansheau ·

2026/09/05

Episode 715: We're all in our 40's now! Brett sees too many big thighs. Andrew's three jokes. Are dolphins living in poop and the 5th dimension? Naming African countries. Local flavor in the airport lounge. Puke's wheel choice is vindicated! Brett builds furniture in the streets. Andrew get's video proof that he was wrong at autocross. "The Lobster", "Interstellar", and the best sequels according to Andrew.

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2:21:03

714: What Man Ever Got Anywhere In Hollywood Because...

Portmansheau ·

2026/08/19

Episode 714: We have internet gremlins! How does “John” respond to phone calls? It’d be better if you had big tits. Precision of language. Puke changes tires and wheels on the racecar; Andrew is enraged. Calculating pounds per square centimeter. The definition of “okay”. Spider crickets. Tom the Mime delights Andrew. What is Zombo dot com? How many Pittsburgh movies have we seen?

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2:10:10

713: Exponential Sclerosis

Portmansheau ·

2026/08/08

Episode 713: We’re back after a 3 week hiatus and forget to mention it’s now year 16 of Puke and the Gang / Portmansheau! Brett has an uncle that’s over all these fancy sandwiches. Camping is boring. Goose bustin’ at the Henry Ford Museum. Andrew eats the perfect sandwich. Sloppy Joe. Poo water and flooded plumbing. Andrew almost dies on a ski lift in a Kentucky thunderstorm.

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1:57:42

712: We Had French Toast. And We Loved It. And We...

Portmansheau ·

2026/07/17

Episode 712: Puke yells. Andrew has a sandwich tail. Brett hates rotisserie chicken. Bryan won’t name the cheese. Can we name chain restaurants in Ohio alphabetically? SQZ-A55. Styx karaoke. Brett explains how farting is gay. Psyllium Husk. Andrew wants Bryan to try mushrooms. Andrew’s tail of a slipped disc and poo-dips. How to sleep like Hitler.

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1:31:58

711: Who’s To Say What Love Is?

Portmansheau ·

2026/07/08

Episode 711: We read a letter from a listener living in Kansas City. Brett thinks the new Spielberg movie is good. Is Austin or KC larger? Andrew doesn’t know what “Austin City Limits” is. Using a VCR to tape TV shows. Andrew reads the letter again for no good reason. The Butler Zonkey. Blueberry picking hell. The ghetto smoothie bar. Eating a full jar of peanut butter.

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2:03:28

710: The Jew On Mars

Portmansheau ·

2026/06/27

Episode 710: Brett thinks this song is from the 80’s, it’s actually from the 2000’s. But we don’t listen to music anymore. “The Penguin” body shape. Honda Element snacking update. Travel tips from Andrew. Dickitine Pouches. VR mini-golf vs reality mini-golf. Soap. Brett eats a cold hamburger. Gabriela eats cereal (With milk! In a bowl!) in a moving car. New Jersey cult spa. Brett really wants to know his personality type. Andrew’s opulent Chicago hotel and Rogers, AR. The Big Fat Chugger train is

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2:24:57

709: Rape Battle

Portmansheau ·

2026/06/13

Episode 709: Gabriela shows up with a hat. We learn about Nick’s Appopotamus. Fancy lamps and pedo paintings at the antique store. Arguing about how many scoops to put in a coffee maker. A., B., and G. travel to Kansas City to buy a 2004 Honda Element. The Gateway to the West. Andrew rides an elephant! Disgusting Louisville, KY. The disco bathroom. Puke loses a tree. The challenges of riding with Gabriela on a road trip. Measuring windows correctly. A pack-o-tards appear at the autocross to ride in

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58:37

708: The Vice President of a Mustard Company

Portmansheau ·

2026/06/08

Episode 708: Brett has new plugs. Puke is happy to use his old Makita. Andrew asks AI how to build a box. How many sandwiches did Brett eat? The size of Frick Mansion. Spider beef. The horrors of the George Foreman Grill. Hot sausage sandwich sadness.

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2:07:03

707: Dick Booger Rice

Portmansheau ·

2026/05/31

Episode 707: Brett feels gay after eating Bulgur wheat, riding a bicycle, and watching “Wicked”. Andrew doubts Brett’s golf prowess with a 7-Iron. Watching a Micheal Jackson concert from 1988 will get our channel gigged. Meat, cheese, meat, cheese, meat, cheese…wait! What is a tostada? What is the perfect sandwich? Are green beans better than celery? The big bottom bun base theory of hamburger construction. Cheesus.

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1:21:13

706: Globule Island of Yolk

Portmansheau ·

2026/05/21

Episode 706: Bryan joins us from the flat-lands. Andrew describes his latest and greatest coffee routine. Which came first? THe Chicken or the Egg? How many chromosomes? South Carolina gas stations. What is cloacal diving? Coquina shells squirming in your luggage from the beach. Brett gets a snail. More annoying? Tards or two year olds? Get a good pair of noise canceling headphones when you fly!

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2:18:44

705: Do You Remember the Phone Number of the Guy Who...

Portmansheau ·

2026/05/09

Episode 705: Welcome to the morning show! We start off with useless animal trivia. Is Jonathan the tortoise alive? Hippos in Columbia. Debating Antarctica. How far did Morse Code travel? Local reporter Marty Griffin regarding a youth curfew in Market Square. What is wrong with teens now and them not being afraid of cops? Andrew is conflicted with his support of cops now that he’s old. PGH councilwoman has too much neck! Low trust society. Puke doesn’t like Brett’s hamburger puppet. Florida vs Kansas

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2:05:39

704: Dear Diarrhea-ry

Portmansheau ·

2026/05/03

Episode 704: Andrew wants to rub the golden tee ball. Brett thinks he can outsmart YouTube’s censorship. Gabriella (with one L) has a book about gathering to share. We learn about “traipsing”. Asking AI about Brett’s narcissism. Andrew’s neighbor gets a visit from the FBI. Puke has a pissnalysis jug from the doctor. Andrew starts a poop diary. The PGH marathon traps Brett. Puke watched “Heat” and learns from Brett the secret to Pacino’s weird character. “Dirty Dancing” and “Teen Wolf” get Brett all

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2:34:09

703: The Creaming

Portmansheau ·

2026/04/24

Episode 703: We went to explore dahntahn Pittsburgh to see the NFL Draft construction but only found schizos on the subway and a silly goose Useless Animal Trivia game. Guess the 90’s movies with only 3 second clips. New movie suggestions. What is “funeral mac & cheese”? Andrew had to poop for 8 hours. Brett gets accused of having a phone addiction. The show devolves into non-sequitur gibberish about wood energy or something.

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2:28:27

702: Do Your Homework While I Beat-Off

Portmansheau ·

2026/04/21

Episode 702: Why does Andrew hate space? Will he support Terra in the upcoming Martian asteroid war? Bryan farts to assert dominance; Brett is a mysterious piss-ninja. Andrew has proof Tim Pool is following and copying our show! Andrew loves to argue about everything, even dinner plates. Fourter. Fake grass. Modern vs. antiquity intelligence levels. The crazy/hot matrix explained.

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1:52:49

701: Have You Ever Tried to Chew Through a Snake?

Portmansheau ·

2026/04/08

Episode 701: Can you name the colors of noise? Cyber booger. Discussing the color of the year (no racism!). Puke gets pranked by Andrew’s old prank but it turns out he pranked himself. It’s spring in PA and that means Puke is in full groundhog war mode. Our youngest President. Farm footage is too distracting to be played during the show. Humans (almost) return to the moon! Puke tries to explain spaceflight, astronomy, and gravity to the other dumb-dumbs. Slow music sucks. Brett’s favorite

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2:18:17

700: Urinal ‘Lotta Trouble

Portmansheau ·

2026/03/25

Episode 700: Seven Hundred Episodes! Should we change the name at 800 episodes? We realize we are getting old and want to upload our brains to the robots. PGH political drama! Brett dreams of fields and Shoeless Joes. Puke learns a new slur! Naming NFL quarterbacks game. Memories of driving with an angry Dad. Urinal Shapes. Measuring dickstance to the rim. Andrew makes us eat as-fire hot chocolate. What does shelled and inflammable mean? The history of ice cream. Chopping the cabbage.

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2:40:30

699: Whatever Your Brain Is Telling You Ignore It and...

Portmansheau ·

2026/03/20

Episode 699: Gabriela can’t decide what to do with a t-shirt. A robot rips Andrew’s pants. The Pittsburgh Center for Creative Reuse. It’s just junk. Puke can’t remember Memento or Magnolia. Teaching Gabriela what wheel studs and lug-nuts are. She accuses Andrew and Puke of breaking them. None of us have paid for a haircut in years. The most dangerous way to lift a hot tub onto a 2nd story deck. Andrew rants about how no one else understands oil and coolant. Egg shaped cars. Andrew and Puke kill an

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2:12:49

698: They See a Dolphin and They Say “Oh! I Bet I...

Portmansheau ·

2026/03/14

Episode 698: We just survived a crazy windstorm in Western PA. Andrew lost a tree, Puke lost shingles, and Brett lives in an apartment. How are storms measured? Comparing river scenes in Anaconda and Congo. Do snakes have thoughts? What are the Tennessee Volunteer Slave Catchers? Can Brett get a Jappalachia hat? Brett thinks Japanese people look retarded. Beef tubes! Trying to figure out how Lent works. War with Iran makes Puke depressed. Andrew’s never ending Valentine’s Day. Puke catches his

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