We have all masturbated using a fish... but getting caught while doing it is super embarrassing. Right? RIGHT?! Let's talk about that, testicles being located somewhere else on your body, fart rules inside a relationship, firefighters mowing someone's lawn because he couldn't finish the job, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way

Dan gets a call from a new house cleaner with an apology—and a cleaning method that sounds like a kitchen nightmare. With his favorite cookware on the line, how long can he keep his cool? Listen to this Jubal Phone Prank on The Jubal Show for a hilarious prank call featuring one clueless cleaner and a very heated home chef. The wildest, most hilarious prank call podcast from The Jubal Show! Join Jubal Fresh as he masterminds the funniest and most outrageous phone pranks, catching unsuspecting

Even a crisis on the Skytanic can't keep Dobbins, Cranklin, and the Garnet Gherkin from broadcasting the Cloud Sea's #1 call-in advice show.From counting to table manners, there's no personal problem Detective Dobbins can't help.Dobbins and the Garnet Gherkin was played by Amanda Lee WilliamsCranklin was played by Matt Silverman.Leon from Motorcycle Island was played by Megan Leahy.Sha Na Na the Robot and Skip from Super Duper Looper Island were played by Travis Sharp.Priscilla from

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Death of a Pastor’s Wife.Talkback Callers. Morons in the News. Everyone Needs a Laugh. NJ Guy Gets His Shot. Talkback Callers. Talkback Callers. Can You Believe This? From the Vault.

Producer David reveals just how scandalous it was to get his ears pierced as a teenager growing up Seventh-day Adventist, which sends us into a conversation about religion. Then we dig into the New York Times’ Top 100 TV shows of the 21st century and realize men, women, and gay men may be looking for very different things when they pick what to watch.

Yesterday, after the show, we all went to visit some friends who own a series of escape rooms! We were able to make it out in time but it was as hot of a mess as you've come to expect us to be. Who were the leaders among us? Who was the weakest link? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

We've all played "Never Have I Ever" but some people have some shockingly mundane things they've never done. It all started off when actress, Makenna Grace, revealed some of the most popular foods she's never eaten. Then, we met a few folks who had never worn underwear, eaten a burger from McDonald's and more. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

In our second "Around the Room" segment of the morning, Kelly shared how plans are going for the concert she'll be having at her house while Hot Wings had a few suggestions on how to be the best hostess. Meanwhile, Mait went back to her Alma Matter yesterday and had some big feelings about it. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

Normally we don't save the audio from each day's round of the $1,000 Minute of Mayhem, but today's was a bit unhinged. Jon passed on most of the questions, but the ones he did answer seemed to be a whole bunch of nonsense. However, we now all have cravings for Carl's Jr. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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In your Phone Tap we call an office manager looking to get their elevator inspected and let him know the task is as good as complete, as soon as he picks out an elevator VOICE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Send us Fan Mail This time on The Channel Changers, we’re cracking open Army of Darkness for the fights, the scares, some of the best one-liners of all time, and a super wacky scene in a windmill, oh and not to mention the man, the myth Bruce Campbell as the iconic Ash! Grab your boomstick, say the magic words (carefully), and join us as we talk chainsaws, Deadites, medieval mayhem, and one of the most gloriously ridiculous movies ever made. Hail to the king, baby!

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This one is rough cause we didn’t get another guest so it had to be McDonald’s French fries. Are you ever the Mr. Bean of your own life? Tune in and find out how you might see Allie looking whack as heck at fashion week.

We're back and we've got Daytona energy! Rauce and Joel did sketch comedy in Daytona Beach and were completely blindsided by how much fun it was! We find out what happens when you mess with the audience and let's just say, karma is real. Joel saw Wu Tang Clan and thinks they may have fixed downtown Orlando. Renedo hits us with a performance for the ages of what he thinks are the words to a song but later admits that the bone thugs are hard for me. Rauce cut down bamboo in his yard and summoned the

Kicking Off the Episode with Banter and Analogies00:00From Slave Work Analogies to Sports Injuries02:01Revisiting the Top Music Hits of 200604:47Embracing Small Goals and Living in the Moment06:58Making an Appearance and ReachingWeight Goals10:26Learning De-escalation and Instructor'sUnique Advice15:54Observing Anxious Correctional Officers and Racial Dynamics19:05The 'Observe and Report' Approach to Security29:10Why Unqualified People Should Not Give Advice34:07Personal Triggers and Professional

Centuries after the pirate raid on Jasmine Island, a scheming Earth Kingdom magistrate is putting Jasmine Island's freedom on the line. Kasuni gets the Camp Green Lake experience. Negoryuki presents a gift fit for a princess. Yeshe regrets winning a pai sho match. • • • Patreon: patreon.com/improvtabletop Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / TikTok: @ImprovTabletop Email: ImprovTabletop@gmail.com Donations: ko-fi.com/improvtabletop • • • Audio Credits Jasmine Island’s theme song is: Guzheng City by

In which we discuss an elementary school teacher who set up a fart corner in her classroom as well as the auditions for the next snake opera star at The MET. Send us Fan Mail Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show. We'd love to hear from you! C...